Yellow Rap #2! JUST RELEASED!

Go to http://acmectf.com for more info and file downloads!

[YellowFire]

Hot off the presses! This rap is 10-times better than the original. A total of 14 Q2'ers are mentioned in the lyrics.
Check it out!

http://www.rapidupload.com/download.php?file=dl&filepath=3367

[lefty]

lol  

i'm sure people will have a lot to say about this one

[Kratos]

i was goin too listen too it but its rap im not a fan of rap becuase you cant spell crap without rap

[YellowFire]

I'm not much of a rapper... its just meant to be a funny song.

[RidetheLag]

I'm not much of a rapper... its just meant to be a funny song.

aw you just killed the whole thing  

[$lasher]

what the fuck? i'm not included? gay

[amarris]

wow, i dont know what was more queer, his monotone voice, or his scripted piss poor lyrics that didnt even flow properly, , you get a 1/10 for effort YF

[Wake]

WORM. drinks gin? Gangsta.

[rage!]

this just proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that you have no life.  no one with a life or who isn't mentally challenged/socially retarded would create something as stupid as this.

btw, yur white, so stop it.  your voice makes me want to jab an icepick through my head.

[YellowFire]

I do have a sucky rapping voice, I will admit that.
Also, I'm not particularly a fan of rap, nor do I practice rapping on a regular basis.
And I don't know much about 'flow'.

Don't take it as a serious attempt at rapping.

[YellowFire]

no one with a life or who isn't mentally challenged/socially retarded would create something as stupid as this.

I called creativity. Something you obviously don't have.

[salk]

mane.....r u white??....dat shit was hilarous......but u need 2 use u own beatz....itz not hard....jus pratice

[YellowFire]

what the fuck? i'm not included? gay

Actually, you were on my original list. I wanted to insult you and your Jewish heritage in the song, but figured WORM would delete the post.

[rage!]

what the fuck? i'm not included? gay

Actually, you were on my original list. I wanted to insult you and your Jewish heritage in the song, but figured WORM would delete the post.

yeah, because racism is definately cool fucktard.

[Wake]

You should get a record contract. I'd produce your album, but you didn't spend enough energy trying to insult me in the song.  

[YellowFire]

I know... rage gets the award for longest insult.
But hey, look at this way: I saved the best for last!

[The Cleaner]

I love it.

[rage!]

yf, hang yourself.

[Targe+]

My fav part was that all the people you mentioned are people that frequent vent. Except of course the all great Worm.

Talgo

PS How exactly would you go about flushing a map down a toilet?

[DK]

My fav part was that all the people you mentioned are people that frequent vent. Except of course the all great Worm.

Talgo

PS How exactly would you go about flushing a map down a toilet?

Copy the file to a cd or disk or some sort, and then flush it.

Or I recommend YF to flush his whole harddrive...

[Wake]

But hey, look at this way: I saved the best for last!

A meritorious and indubitable point.

[Legend]

Well we know Yellowfire is white, cause the fucker can't rap for shit and his insults were stolen from 4th graders!

[YellowFire]

I already said I couldn't rap.
4th grade insults for 4th grade people (except for worm, of course)

[Legend]

BTW congradulations on becoming the biggest moron on the face of this earth.















THX carry on

[YellowFire]

Speaking out your ass again, Legend?

[rage!]

4th grade insults for 4th grade people (except for worm, of course)

Why don't you just glue your lips to his ass.  Faggot.

[YellowFire]

I'm not going to insult the admin... I've been banned enough.

h0ps: You really need to let rage! stand up more often, his knees can't take anymore kneeling!!

[amarris]

worms a doushe bag, he has not problems with you speaking your mind,  i call him a doushe bag for his silly rule for recruiting from the pub, but i respect him for it and have no other problems with him, hes a good guy.

just like i call rusty a fag, does he care? no, its all in good fun.


anyways, back to the topic, its a sad attempt at rap, if you dont like it, why did you make a rap? why not a honkey country music song, or britney spears ? it lacks the credibility to even be funny.

I can see you dont have a gf, and probably havent ever had one...... making rap songs about q2, talking about q2, talking smack about q2, posting constantly about q2, pride on being "the best q2 player" . i honestly hope you dont act like this in real life because that is really pathetic.

you spend more time on q2 then anyone in the community its just sad dude. I suggest you uninstall q2 , leave your parents basement and give an attempt at the game the rest of us call LIFE.

You get so mad when i say my gf played, its rather hilarious because well its fun to rile you up, you take this game way too serious and show it repeatedly by making stupid websites , songs and ridiculous accusations like hops wallhacks.

So to summarize this all up for you YF. Its game, we bother you because its funny to watch you freak out, i honestly could give a rats ass if you beat me. And if what i stated is true about you spending your spare time about making songs about q2, and if you cant leave it behind, hang yourself in real life, im serious about that, theres just no hope for you. Ill even buy the rope for you to do it, ill even offer you a chair and a closet to stand in.

[rage!]

yf has no life, I cannot picture a big LOSER than someone who makes a RAP to someone elses beat about a fucking video game!

Hey guys, I'm gonna go write a country song about super mario brothers.  cuz if yellowfire did it, it must make me cool.

PS - I think worm's a douchebag, but god bless him for giving us a server.  

[Targe+]

I think he made that rap for the same reason I made Spazctf. I may not like it, but it was alot of fun

[amarris]

or he has down syndrome

[WORM]

I hate you all.

So there.

[YellowFire]

it lacks the credibility to even be funny.

I believe most people find it funny. However, an ass-kisser and a flamer such as yourself obviously will not.

making rap songs about q2, talking about q2, talking smack about q2, posting constantly about q2, pride on being "the best q2 player" . i honestly hope you dont act like this in real life because that is really pathetic.

I'm not sure about you, but to me, Quake2 is a hobby. It is an outlet, something extra for me to have a little fun with.
And no, I don't act like this in real life. In all honesty, I'm a very likeable person in real life. Whether you believe me or not, thats your problem. I'm only stating a fact. You think I care whether a handful of idiots on the internet like me or not? Heh, tool!

You get so mad when i say my gf played, its rather hilarious because well its fun to rile you up, you take this game way too serious

I'm the one that gets riled up? Funny, I could've swore it was the other way around...

i honestly could give a rats ass if you beat me.

If you don't care whether I beat you or not, then why make up the girlfriend excuse? PWNT.

Honestly, I think you and rage should hang yourselves. And I think most people on this forum would agree with me.
Are you tired of getting owned by me? Is that why you want me gone? lol NT.

I think he made that rap for the same reason I made Spazctf. I may not like it, but it was alot of fun

What he said.
Look at the enormous response this post has received, and it hasn't even been 24 hours yet!

[rage!]

yes yellowfire, i'm so tired of you owning me.  i mean you've beat me what, i lost count how many times.

oh wait, once.  it was how many times you've disconnected i've lost count of, sorry.

[Legend]

Yellowfire = chedda bob

[RUSTY```]

YOU MOTHER FUCKING CUNT. MY NAME IS NOT FIDO YOU JACKASS.  MY NAME IS RUSTY YOU MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, GET IT RIGHT!.  GOD YOU FUCKING DUMBASS EVERYBODY KNOWS MY FUCKING NAME BUT YOU, LOOK, LOOK, WHAT NAME IS POSTING THIS, LOOK, IT'S RUSTY!!!!!!  ASSHOLE.

[WORM]

Calm down, Rover.  

[RUSTY```]

Calm down, Rover.  

*HOWARD DEAN SCREAM* IT'S NOT ROVER EITHER!@#&(*$*$%^%$@

[ekauq]

take a chill pill, benji.

[YellowFire]

Wait a minute... I think we're deailing with CUJO here!

Rusty is a dog, his name is Cujo...
He likes to pee out his basement window!

[rage!]

Rusty, I think ya need a walk

[shrimp]

Very Funny Indeed!

[RUSTY```]

take a chill pill, benji.

BENJI'S GAY!

[YellowFire]

Rustbonds has claimed a jackass.

[RUSTY```]

Rustbonds has claimed a jackass.

Come poop with me!

[dilldo]

I'm not sure about you, but to me, Quake2 is a hobby. It is an outlet, something extra for me to have a little fun with.
And no, I don't act like this in real life. In all honesty, I'm a very likeable person in real life. Whether you believe me or not, thats your problem. I'm only stating a fact. You think I care whether a handful of idiots on the internet like me or not? Heh, tool!

word.


ps rage = t00l on this thread and life.

[rage!]

I'm not sure about you, but to me, Quake2 is a hobby. It is an outlet, something extra for me to have a little fun with.
And no, I don't act like this in real life. In all honesty, I'm a very likeable person in real life. Whether you believe me or not, thats your problem. I'm only stating a fact. You think I care whether a handful of idiots on the internet like me or not? Heh, tool!

word.


ps rage = t00l on this thread and life.

oh yes you fag, and you've really proven that you're beyond cool yourself.  even rusty, a person who gets along with everyone thinks you are useless (see other thread) and should go away.  

again, in the 5 seconds you wasted posting this, couldn't you have been ratting on someone for recruiting for a PU or complaining that someone stacked/quit etc?

Go away, you are even more boring than yellowfire: at least arguing with him is somewhat entertaining.

PS - if you actually agree that someone who makes a rap about a video game and claims its only a hobby actually has a life and is someone you could like in real life, well you must also still believe in santa clause.

[dilldo]

again, in the 5 seconds you wasted posting this, couldn't you have been ratting on someone for recruiting for a PU or complaining that someone stacked/quit etc?

wasn't it bish who wrote that the first time?  way to try to steal someone else's wit (albeit weak).

Go away, you are even more boring than yellowfire: at least arguing with him is somewhat entertaining.

arguing with yf is entertaining because he says ridiculous things like "i am undefeated since 1998."  a statement that most of us know to be clearly false, yet you fight him tooth and nail over it and his cycle of amusement continues.  rusty may be the dog around here, but you're yf's pet.  i speak the truth: you recruited from the pub during a game, and that's what i said you did.  wake quit on his team and then stacked the other team 2 minutes later, and that's what i said he did.  i didn't make anything up.  sorry if you have a problem seeing yourself the way you really are, but don't take that out on me.

PS - if you actually agree that someone who makes a rap about a video game and claims its only a hobby actually has a life and is someone you could like in real life, well you must also still believe in santa clause.

i think yf's real hobby is running you and amarris around in circles for his own (and lately my) amusement.  i don't particularly like yf but in this case, as i said before, he is the lesser of the two evils.  try to respond with a rebuttal that has a little more substance than "hang yourself" or "you're clearly gay."  throwing those comments out there shows that you have nothing of substance to defend yourself with.

[WORM]

^

[rage!]

Shut the fuck up.  How's that for substance?  You talk too much for someone with nothing useful to say.

[dilldo]

Shut the fuck up.  How's that for substance?  You talk too much for someone with nothing useful to say.

ok, what part of the "rebuttal with substance" concept do you not get?  maybe my iq has gone up to 164 in the past few days.

[rage!]

Shut the fuck up.  How's that for substance?  You talk too much for someone with nothing useful to say.

[dilldo]

/declares victory

[rage!]

wow, so because you have no skills at q2, you decide it makes sense to try and argue your way to victory (in what, I don't know), but the thing is, all you do is give your two fucking cents about other people's business when no one ever says "I wonder what dilldo would say".

Here's a tip, find something to argue about that actually concerns you.  Or (and I'd prefer this one) go hang yourself.  Thanks.

[dilldo]

wow, so because you have no skills at q2, you decide it makes sense to try and argue your way to victory (in what, I don't know), but the thing is, all you do is give your two fucking cents about other people's business when no one ever says "I wonder what dilldo would say".

Here's a tip, find something to argue about that actually concerns you.  Or (and I'd prefer this one) go hang yourself.  Thanks.

dude i said like 6 words in a ps that was clearly meant to get you riled up.  and guess what?  it worked.  i got 4 pissy paragraphs in response.  hey yf you're right this is kinda fun!  EASY EASY!  YOU WERE EASY!

[dilldo]

^

glad you liked it.

[rage!]

tool on this thread and in life

perhaps you can make that judgement about the forum, but do not insult my real life without meritt.  You are a person who likes debate, I would LOVE to know how you can make that comment seriously.

And this is just as entertaining for me as it is for you, only difference is, you're a bigger idiot who everyone wishes would shut the fuck up.  You are almost as bad as the old ekauq if you ask me for bitching, complaining, whining, and ratting.

PS - I'm going to go recruit people from the pub, you'd better meet me there so you can condump and tell WORM.  Because everyone will truly respect you more for telling on me.

[DK]

tool on this thread and in life

perhaps you can make that judgement about the forum, but do not insult my real life without meritt.  You are a person who likes debate, I would LOVE to know how you can make that comment seriously.

And this is just as entertaining for me as it is for you, only difference is, you're a bigger idiot who everyone wishes would shut the fuck up.  You are almost as bad as the old ekauq if you ask me for bitching, complaining, whining, and ratting.

PS - I'm going to go recruit people from the pub, you'd better meet me there so you can condump and tell WORM.  Because everyone will truly respect you more for telling on me.

*merit


w00t!  I have been waiting all day to catch a spelling error so I can join the Grammar Nazi club.

[rage!]

coulda swore i hit the backspace on that double t.  that was a typo

[dilldo]

tool on this thread and in life

perhaps you can make that judgement about the forum, but do not insult my real life without meritt.  You are a person who likes debate, I would LOVE to know how you can make that comment seriously.

And this is just as entertaining for me as it is for you, only difference is, you're a bigger idiot who everyone wishes would shut the fuck up.  You are almost as bad as the old ekauq if you ask me for bitching, complaining, whining, and ratting.

PS - I'm going to go recruit people from the pub, you'd better meet me there so you can condump and tell WORM.  Because everyone will truly respect you more for telling on me.

i was prodding to see if you would bite.  and guess what - you did.  does this sound repetitive?  that's because it is - you don't get things the first time.

"everyone" wishes i would shut up?  it's like 5 people.  not everyone.  it's more like you wish i would shut up, and you point to these other people (who aren't nearly as numerous as you say) to invent some support for yourself.

[amarris]

i think yf's real hobby is running you and amarris around in circles for his own (and lately my) amusement

obviously you cant read when i said i keep it up with YF for fun,

We (the people who use vent) laugh at dilldo, ekauq and YF all the time because there hasn't been people this stupid in q2ctf in a long time. You guys keep us entertained and are pretty much the only reason we play ctf anymore.

Hell we even change the map on the match server to lush so YF will connect so we can make him spectate, GG tho, all your hardwork and preserverance for nothing.

[Targe+]

Another stupid thread wasted by morons.

[Zirilan]

wow, so because you have no skills at q2, you decide it makes sense to try and argue your way to victory (in what, I don't know), but the thing is, all you do is give your two fucking cents about other people's business when no one ever says "I wonder what dilldo would say".

Here's a tip, find something to argue about that actually concerns you.  Or (and I'd prefer this one) go hang yourself.  Thanks.

So if you have skills in quake you don't need to argue to win?

[ekauq]

i think yf's real hobby is running you and amarris around in circles for his own (and lately my) amusement

obviously you cant read when i said i keep it up with YF for fun,

We (the people who use vent) laugh at dilldo, ekauq and YF all the time because there hasn't been people this stupid in q2ctf in a long time. You guys keep us entertained and are pretty much the only reason we play ctf anymore.

Hell we even change the map on the match server to lush so YF will connect so we can make him spectate, GG tho, all your hardwork and preserverance for nothing.

*fun.
*haven't
*perseverance

[lefty]

WORM. has to be laughing over this one.

[WORM]

I have to laugh to keep from crying.

[dilldo]

We (the people who use vent) laugh at dilldo, ekauq and YF all the time because there hasn't been people this stupid in q2ctf in a long time. You guys keep us entertained and are pretty much the only reason we play ctf anymore.

the people who use vent?  am i supposed to care?  are the vent users some elite squad of q2 players?  plz.  

ps if you really do that lush thing to get yf to connect (i say really because i think/hope you just made that up), then you need him more than you're ready to admit.  just like you'd be lost on this forum without him, you're lost on the servers without him too.

[NiTeMaRe WaLKeR]

We (the people who use vent)

Oh brother, this is starting to sound like high school.

[YellowFire]

I've never heard anyone ever mention dilldo or ekauq on vent. However, MY name gets mentioned at LEAST once every half hour, and thats no joke!. I'm totally serious. I'm always their center of attention.

Funny thing happened on Vent recently...
All was quiet on the front, until:
Rage: PHOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! (blood-curdling scream!)
freak: WTF was that?!
Setherial: WTF, it was so loud, I heard it all the way from another room!

When I first heard the scream, I thought someone had broken into his house and started to strangle him.
But, the momma's boy (rage) eventually admits he was telling his mother to get the phone. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[RUSTY```]

I've never heard anyone ever mention dilldo or ekauq on vent. However, MY name gets mentioned at LEAST once every half hour, and thats no joke!. I'm totally serious. I'm always their center of attention.!

People talk about you alot because you're the greatest.

[YellowFire]

People talk about you alot because you're the greatest.

True, but I recall you laughing at me for not being able to rail [-Rock-]Dima. You think I didn't hear that? Heh!

[rage!]

But, the momma's boy (rage) eventually admits he was telling his mother to get the phone. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, you need to get a life and stop sitting on vent idle and listening to our conversations.  You realize that's creepy right?

And I'm a momma's boy for telling my mother to get the phone?  You are retarded.  If you truly were 25 or 26 (which I 100% do not believe) then you wouldn't make up such a stupid insult.  Older people tend to realize its good to be close to your mother.  She's the most special woman in your entire life no matter who you meet, and you shouldn't make fun of that fact unless your mother abandoned you as a child or something.  Which would explain why you've turned out to be the asshole attention craving whore you are.

[YellowFire]

She's the most special woman in your entire life no matter who you meet, and you shouldn't make fun of that fact

Aww, I don't know whether to cry or laugh myself to death.

I knew you would fall for that, thanks for proving me right.
You better run along, I think I hear your mother calling

[YellowFire]

Wow, you need to get a life and stop sitting on vent idle and listening to our conversations. You realize that's creepy right?

It's either that, or be banned.
I don't like being banned.

[rage!]

She's the most special woman in your entire life no matter who you meet, and you shouldn't make fun of that fact

Aww, I don't know whether to cry or laugh myself to death.

I knew you would fall for that, thanks for proving me right.
You better run along, I think I hear your mother calling

You're not 26.  And I hope your mother beat you as a child.  Anyone who doesn't realize what you quoted me on, obviously didn't have a good ubringing, and you sir, are mocking me for that statement.  So you show me that you must have no respect for your mother, for whom you wouldn't be here if it was not for her.  Good job.  You're the man yellowfire, because its definately cool to not respect your mother.

[YellowFire]

I'm turning 26 in a week.
Correction: I did have a very good upbringing, and I think its great that you and your mother have such a wonderful relationship. I've never heard you speak of someone with such love and devotion, you're a true gentleman of the highest rank. I commend you.

[DK]

Good job.  You're the man yellowfire, because its definately cool to not respect your mother.

www.ytmnd.com

Yellowfire's the man now dawg!

[Zirilan]

We (the people who use vent)

Oh brother, this is starting to sound like high school.

There is definetely a click, you can feel it, The elites players who share vent together and who look down upon the rest of us noobs who don't devote enough time to pratice seriously the generaly accepted playable ctf maps in north america.


I don't talk shit unless talked shit too, and honestly most of the people who talk shit are vents users hidding under a new alias everyday. They are so used to be cloaked in their mantle of superiority that they can't accept it when a random newb pop them up with a lucky quad grenade.

Guess what, War is chaos. no battlefield is played evenly with the same ammount of strenght on each side. Bad shit happens, you might have been training hard for the last 10 years of your life to be the ultimate fighting machine, all it takes is a lucky bullet in the head and it's over for you, no respawning.



If they tell me to F off, well i tell them the same, well sometimes i don't bother replying but, but sometimes i'm in the mood to be nasty and ruffle their glorious golden feathers  



Zir, Defender of the so called common noobs. Signing off on his rant.

[RUSTY```]

hehe, it's funny to listen to people bitch after being spammed by grenades/rockets.


ps. spam works

[shrimp]

She's the most special woman in your entire life no matter who you meet, and you shouldn't make fun of that fact

Aww, I don't know whether to cry or laugh myself to death.

I knew you would fall for that, thanks for proving me right.
You better run along, I think I hear your mother calling

You're not 26.  And I hope your mother beat you as a child.  Anyone who doesn't realize what you quoted me on, obviously didn't have a good ubringing, and you sir, are mocking me for that statement.  So you show me that you must have no respect for your mother, for whom you wouldn't be here if it was not for her.  Good job.  You're the man yellowfire, because its definately cool to not respect your mother.

Well, I respect my mother & therefore would never tell her to answer the phone.  I'd answer the damn phone myself.

[bish]

I would like to officially stick a fork in this thread cause it's done.

[ekauq]

She's the most special woman in your entire life no matter who you meet, and you shouldn't make fun of that fact

Aww, I don't know whether to cry or laugh myself to death.

I knew you would fall for that, thanks for proving me right.
You better run along, I think I hear your mother calling

You're not 26.  And I hope your mother beat you as a child.  Anyone who doesn't realize what you quoted me on, obviously didn't have a good ubringing, and you sir, are mocking me for that statement.  So you show me that you must have no respect for your mother, for whom you wouldn't be here if it was not for her.  Good job.  You're the man yellowfire, because its definately cool to not respect your mother.

Well, I respect my mother & therefore would never tell her to answer the phone.  I'd answer the damn phone myself.

yes, i usually find the best way to respect my mom is to scream at her orders to do menial tasks also.  

btw when is yf rap #3 coming out?  i can't wait!!!

[YellowFire]

yes, i usually find the best way to respect my mom is to scream at her orders to do menial tasks also.

btw when is yf rap #3 coming out? i can't wait!!!

Haha yeah. Too bad I didn't have my recorder going at the time... he screamed so fucking loud it was crazy. All of a sudden you hear "oooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" with increasing intensity.
I was so tempted to blow my cover and press the talk button and be like "what the FUCK was that?!?!".

I don't think you'll be seeing rap #3 for a while... #2 is quite a masterpiece, and I don't think I can top it at the moment.
ekauq you have your own verse in the song, in case you haven't realized it.

[rage!]

Well, I respect my mother & therefore would never tell her to answer the phone.  I'd answer the damn phone myself.

UImm, if I picked up the phone and it was for her, and she's all the way upstairs, doesn't that mean I should say "phone"?

[RUSTY```]

Are the lyric online anywhere?  I like to be able to read the lyrics as I sing along to songs until I memorize them.  Then I can go around singing it whenever.

[S!]

Wow this thread has expanded fast in a few hours.....some funny shit here...some sad shit and some very hit-the-fucking-nail-on-the-head insightfulness, or just plain honesty, by one person.

Keep it up.  

[dilldo]

We (the people who use vent)

Oh brother, this is starting to sound like high school.

exactly.

sorry rage, i didn't want to sit at your cafeteria table anyway.

[YellowFire]

Here you go, Rusty:

YellowFire is BACK!
with another rap...
so take a seat, jack!

Cut the garbage,
it's time for ownage!

Cuz that's what I do best,
To me, you're just a little pest!

recon lives in a trailer,
he's a straight-A masturbator!

freak is a druggie and a pothead,
if he don't stop soon he'll be dead!

Lydia always ranks last,
I think he plays with both arms in a cast!

WORM is the server admin,
he does it all with a bottle of gin!

There's a certain piece of garbage named rage,
he needs to be locked away in a cage...
Throw away the key,
shut him up for eternity!

I beat 7 - 0 a guy named Degen,
But don't blame him for the loss, it was his girlfriend!

ekauq is a trash talker,
but he ain't no motherfucker!

Legend likes to talk alotta trash,
he be speaking straight outta his ass!

h0ps is a dweeb and a wallhack,
I hope he gets shot in the back!
<damn cheater!>

crow's dad tells his son: You need to do the dishes!
or you'll be sleeping with the fishes!

The author of spazctf, his name is Target,
that map needs to be flushed down the toilet!

Rusty is a dog, his name is Fido,
He likes to pee out his basement window!

Shelly has terrible aim,
someone needs to tell her Q2 is a man's game!

Wake is a joke, he acts very mean...
he's the biggest loser I ever seen!

Thats all I have to say for now,
all that's left for you to do is bow

For YellowFire is the greatest...
Now run along and go for a nice long rest!

[<[SLY]>]

rofl. fuckin hilarious. any q2 regular that doesn't find that at least amusnig has got some problems.

[ekauq]

rofl. fuckin hilarious. any q2 regular that doesn't find that at least amusnig has got some problems.

the highschool clique mentioned above (the people who use vent) will never admit that yf can be funny (which he is, quite often) or even defeat them 1v1 on lush (now they're saying yf cheats---lmao--that's really clutching at desperate straws).  no matter what someone outside their clique does, particularly yf, it's automatically attacked as bad.  

just like they can never admit that one of their clique can do anything wrong (e.g. ksoul stacking winning teams or quitting like a poosie when losing, crow getting embarrassed on vent by his dad, etc.).  all lameness on their part is completely ignored or dismissed, or even more hilarious they attack whoever points it out or thinks it's funny.  it's a pretty sad double standard.

[salk]

yellow ur lyricz r weak.....u hold 2much n.....giv it a remix  

[rage!]

rofl. fuckin hilarious. any q2 regular that doesn't find that at least amusnig has got some problems.

I found it funny in a sadly pathetic way. '

PS - ekauq, if it weren't for the fact that you fortunately got better since you first started trash talking, I'd tell you to fuck off.  At least now you make good points, but I'll admit, most of the time the pub does end up in a stack because:
a) you have noobs who join the winning team
b) you have too many players
c) its pretty hard to keep a game balanced when half the time there isn't even numbers

I guess its just frustration that there isn't always a pickup available.

PPS - cliques are something that people not in them get pissed off at.  If you were in one you'd have nothing to say about the people in it as well.  Oh and salk you're an idiot.  Speak english you fucking wigger.

[dilldo]

PS - ekauq, if it weren't for the fact that you fortunately got better since you first started trash talking, I'd tell you to fuck off.  

as someone else mentioned (i think it was zirilan), how does your q2 skill correlate with your ability to raise valid arguments?  Do you have to be good at q2 to be able to debate?

PPS - cliques are something that people not in them get pissed off at.  If you were in one you'd have nothing to say about the people in it as well.  

it's not the clique that puts people off.  it's the fact that you spoke of it like you were all high and mighty: "most of us on vent think..."  way to create an "us and them" rift, like you were trying to call me some kind of outsider.  do i give a shit about what "you guys on vent" think (plus yf mentioned that ekauq and my names have never been mentioned on vent - way to make shit up)?   what defines your little ingroup?  a microphone attached to your computer?  ok coolguy.

Oh and salk you're an idiot.  Speak english you fucking wigger.

gg at making yourself sound like an asshole.  keep running your mouth, it gives me more words to use against you.

[YellowFire]

Oh and salk you're an idiot. Speak english you fucking wigger.

What does rage not get?! Does he not understand that salk is mortalmatt?! WTF is wrong with him? Maybe he's having some sort of wigger fantasy trash talk fun?? He doesn't want us to ruin his fantasy?

PS: John Cena is a wigger, in case you haven't noticed.

[YellowFire]

yellow ur lyricz r weak.....u hold 2much n.....giv it a remix

salk: let's hear some of YOUR lyrics.

[rage!]

PS: John Cena is a wigger, in case you haven't noticed.

Back that one up.  You may have a different classifcation of wigger than I do, but I don't see it in Cena.

PS - dilldo, we have actually made fun of you on vent before.  just you don't get that much time, and brail has come up too.  but you guys just don't do enouhg to grab attention like yf does.  dilldo, you are starting to though, becuase all you do is speak when no one cares what you have to say, and if they do, you still don't say anything that has a point.  go hang yourself, thx  

[lefty]

Back that one up.  You may have a different classifcation of wigger than I do, but I don't see it in Cena.

must be blind ... damn, yellowfire has done it again! SEVEN PAGES OF POSTS!  

[ekauq]

Back that one up.  You may have a different classifcation of wigger than I do, but I don't see it in Cena.

must be blind ... damn, yellowfire has done it again! SEVEN PAGES OF POSTS!  

se7en pages is a good start, but i don't think any thread will ever match the immortal '1v1 YELLOWFIRE LOSES' and 'Is This Yellowfire Guy For Real?' threads (10 and 11 pages, with >3000 views each).  

that's pwnage.

[YellowFire]

Damn straight.

I like how in the '1v1 YELLOWFIRE LOSES' thread, h0ps claims "'i did have to give him some kills/caps otherwise he would have quit on me..".

LOL right. So whenever any 'non-elite' players get kills/caps on h0ps, its because he ALLOWED it to happen. Sure buddy, whatever  

[rage!]

I thought it was funny to watch that demo again.  Wow did you ever suck ass back then.  I'll admit you've gotten better, but hops definately got WAY better since then.  Hell you couldn't beat him 2 on 1, you'd have zero chance of ever winning 1 on 1.

And it was still 5 - 2 before you bitched about "lag" (who knew that same excuse would carry on so long).

[YellowFire]

That 2on1 was a joke, I was barely able to move.

The last time h0ps and I played, the score was 2 - 1 his favor after 10 minutes. I had already challenged him to a 'serious' 1on1 match, but have yet to receive a response. I think he has a case of the limber tail.

I'm proud of my performance in the demo you mentioned, I barely even used grapple at all. Did it seem to you that he ALLOWED me to kill/cap against him? Tell me.

[YellowFire]

On a side note, I sometimes watch certain demo's to get me in an ownage mood before an important match.

Typically, I watch either the YF vs. rage!, YF vs. freak, or the YF vs. degen demo's, all of which took place around the same time. It helps me elevate my game, and gives me that extra boost of confidence.

I will no doubt be watching one of those tonight before my big tournament match.

[rage!]

um, yeah you were moving the same as you always do to me.  nt
the last time you played hops (its go time) didn't you disconnect after he capped twice calling him a cheater?

PS - you ever wonder what excuse yellowfire would use if you both agreed to meet somewhere, connect a cat5e patch cable (yellow) between two BRAND NEW DELL computers with the EXACT same specs and mice and everything, and played him 1 on 1 in q2 and beat him.

[YellowFire]

I would love to do that.

[RUSTY```]

rofl. fuckin hilarious. any q2 regular that doesn't find that at least amusnig has got some problems.

the highschool clique mentioned above (the people who use vent) will never admit that yf can be funny (which he is, quite often) or even defeat them 1v1 on lush (now they're saying yf cheats---lmao--that's really clutching at desperate straws).  no matter what someone outside their clique does, particularly yf, it's automatically attacked as bad.  

just like they can never admit that one of their clique can do anything wrong (e.g. ksoul stacking winning teams or quitting like a poosie when losing, crow getting embarrassed on vent by his dad, etc.).  all lameness on their part is completely ignored or dismissed, or even more hilarious they attack whoever points it out or thinks it's funny.  it's a pretty sad double standard.

I use vent.. and I umm.. Think you're wrong.

I think yf is hilarious, I've said it before.  Yf defeted me 1v1 on a 45 second match of lush.  I've never accused YF of cheating.  I've disagreed with many vent users on many issues.

I've thought things that people who use vent have done have been wrong/stupid.  I can admit ksoul is a stacking pussy, crow has a dad, hops is annoying, wake can be an asshole, slasher is jewish, etc.  I'm curious about the double standard I have.


ps.  Don't just throw a label on all the people who use vent.

p.s.s.  Ekauq is poop.

p.p.s.  is it pss, pps, or something different?

[Wake]

It's "PPS" I believe.

P(ost)S(cript), P(ost)P(ost)S(cript), etc.

[ekauq]

rofl. fuckin hilarious. any q2 regular that doesn't find that at least amusnig has got some problems.

the highschool clique mentioned above (the people who use vent) will never admit that yf can be funny (which he is, quite often) or even defeat them 1v1 on lush (now they're saying yf cheats---lmao--that's really clutching at desperate straws).  no matter what someone outside their clique does, particularly yf, it's automatically attacked as bad.  

just like they can never admit that one of their clique can do anything wrong (e.g. ksoul stacking winning teams or quitting like a poosie when losing, crow getting embarrassed on vent by his dad, etc.).  all lameness on their part is completely ignored or dismissed, or even more hilarious they attack whoever points it out or thinks it's funny.  it's a pretty sad double standard.

I use vent.. and I umm.. Think you're wrong.

I think yf is hilarious, I've said it before.  Yf defeted me 1v1 on a 45 second match of lush.  I've never accused YF of cheating.  I've disagreed with many vent users on many issues.

I've thought things that people who use vent have done have been wrong/stupid.  I can admit ksoul is a stacking pussy, crow has a dad, hops is annoying, wake can be an asshole, slasher is jewish, etc.  I'm curious about the double standard I have.


ps.  Don't just throw a label on all the people who use vent.

p.s.s.  Ekauq is poop.

p.p.s.  is it pss, pps, or something different?

the reason i put the vent users into one group is partly because of the following sentence opener by amarris:

We (the people who use vent)....

this sure sounds like all the vent users think as one.  but its possible that amarris thinks he speaks for all vent users but really doesn't.  

perhaps when he says "We (the people who use vent)..." he really means the hardcore self-styled super-cool 'in' crowd for whom amarris is the designated spokesman (woman?) and from which rusty has been excluded.  

alternatively, rusty could just be one of the few (if not only) exception(s) to the double-standard rule.  but that doesn't mean the rule isn't true.  

in fact, the exception proves the rule.


p.s. all vent users are fart sniffers.
p.p.s. cleaner is poop.

[WORM]

ekauq has permanent pms  

[Kratos]

nice 8 pages congrats yf everyone must have liked it

[lefty]

On a side note, I sometimes watch certain demo's to get me in an ownage mood before an important match.

Typically, I watch either the YF vs. rage!, YF vs. freak, or the YF vs. degen demo's, all of which took place around the same time. It helps me elevate my game, and gives me that extra boost of confidence.

I will no doubt be watching one of those tonight before my big tournament match.

when are you playing? i want to spec this one

[YellowFire]

10pm.

After speaking with $lasher on AIM this afternoon, I've come to the conclusion that he is very nervous about the match, and I don't blame him.

[DK]

10pm.

After speaking with $lasher on AIM this afternoon, I've come to the conclusion that he is very nervous about the match, and I don't blame him.

Acme or Fragland?

[YellowFire]

ACME

[MissChell]

Shelly has terrible aim,
someone needs to tell her Q2 is a man's game!


owned. gg.

[amarris]

Shelly has terrible aim

i think they were referring to your shaking when you try to shoot someone, its like you have terrets

[DK]

Shelly has terrible aim

i think they were referring to your shaking when you try to shoot someone, its like you have terrets

She is smoking weed and listening to heavy metal.

It happens.

[amarris]

umm, i dont have that problem

[lefty]

that's because you have shitty weed!  

[ekauq]

Shelly has terrible aim

i think they were referring to your shaking when you try to shoot someone, its like you have terrets

i can't figure out if amarris is referring to Tourette's, or to the fact that shelly has ferrets (possibly in her pants), both of which could account for lousy aim.

[DK]

Shelly has terrible aim

i think they were referring to your shaking when you try to shoot someone, its like you have terrets

i can't figure out if amarris is referring to Tourette's, or to the fact that shelly has ferrets (possibly in her pants), both of which could account for lousy aim.

He meant that her ferrets have Tourette's and possibly are in her pants trying to burrow into a nesting hole?

[lefty]

man oh man how shit can get twisted!  

[ekauq]

Shelly has terrible aim

i think they were referring to your shaking when you try to shoot someone, its like you have terrets

i can't figure out if amarris is referring to Tourette's, or to the fact that shelly has ferrets (possibly in her pants), both of which could account for lousy aim.

He meant that her ferrets have Tourette's and possibly are in her pants trying to burrow into a nesting hole?

hmm....which nesting hole are you referring to exactly DK?

[DK]

Shelly has terrible aim

i think they were referring to your shaking when you try to shoot someone, its like you have terrets

i can't figure out if amarris is referring to Tourette's, or to the fact that shelly has ferrets (possibly in her pants), both of which could account for lousy aim.

He meant that her ferrets have Tourette's and possibly are in her pants trying to burrow into a nesting hole?

hmm....which nesting hole are you referring to exactly DK?

The Enchanted Forest, of course.  But thanks to men and their mighty tools...The Earth's forests are being cleared and cut down.

[lefty]

i'm shocked that this hasn't been locked yet!  

[rage!]

I agree, worm will have to apply for more web space soon to make room for this thread.

[<[SLY]>]

Shelly has terrible aim

i think they were referring to your shaking when you try to shoot someone, its like you have terrets

i can't figure out if amarris is referring to Tourette's, or to the fact that shelly has ferrets (possibly in her pants), both of which could account for lousy aim.

lol

[YellowFire]

Shelly has terrible aim,
someone needs to tell her Q2 is a man's game!
owned. gg.

I'm an equal-opportunity trash talker, I don't discriminate!
My original lyrics were:
Seth and Shelly have terrible aim,
someone needs to tell them Q2 is a man's game!

Guess I've developed a soft spot for Seth? *shrug*

[MissChell]

If you have a cross to bear. It?s only fair. If you use it as a crutch.

[Pendejo.357]

the link aint working for me i wanan hear yellow rap lmaooo did he metion his father?<  

[salk]

yellows rics r weak n u no it
look on his bir tifcate even his father wrote it
dun matter wat his father say yellow still gon rap
but plz yellow u dum bitch jus shut ur trap
yeh yeh u been battlin dum rage
dat cat sayins so stoopid his wordz jus fade
ur rics r wack i dun told u b4
step up n battle n ill make ur ass fuckin sore

[Pendejo.357]

hah^^  that was str8 ima bout to post 1 of mines.

[RUSTY```]

yellows rics r weak n u no it
look on his bir tifcate even his father wrote it
dun matter wat his father say yellow still gon rap
but plz yellow u dum bitch jus shut ur trap
yeh yeh u been battlin dum rage
dat cat sayins so stoopid his wordz jus fade
ur rics r wack i dun told u b4
step up n battle n ill make ur ass fuckin sore

If I was worm I'd ban you.

[ekauq]

*were

[Targe+]

Are pen and salk brothers? Kinda like Sherly and.....uh....well whatever his bothers name is

[YellowFire]

The link should be fixed now:
http://www.rapidupload.com/download.php?file=dl&filepath=3367

Sherly (h0ps) and Nick (tc). Couple of immature morons if you ask me.

[Pendejo.357]

lmao y u use that beat thas real old i could barely u 2 the only funny part was woof woof

[rage!]

you're horrible. go hang yourself.

[amarris]

breaking news:

snoop dog shoots himself in the head after salk tries sadly to rap

[YellowFire]

There is a new music instrument out there, its called "The rage!".
You put it over your shoulder and play it like a voilin, and instead of producing music, it produces a constant barrage of lame insults.
Play it as often as you like, this tool is available at your nearest music store.

[rage!]

There is a new music instrument out there, its called "The rage!".
You put it over your shoulder and play it like a voilin, and instead of producing music, it produces a constant barrage of lame insults.
Play it as often as you like, this tool is available at your nearest music store.

terribly fourth grade insult not funny

[YellowFire]

terribly fourth grade insult not funny

I'm playing "The rage!" for the first time this week, and its only 10:00am. Cool.

[rage!]

terribly fourth grade insult not funny

I'm playing "The rage!" for the first time this week, and its only 10:00am. Cool.

keep trying...

[YellowFire]

Wow, once this thing starts, it never stops!

[RidetheLag]

rofl

[rage!]

Chris Rock, you are not.

[Wake]

Let's see how long we can make this go on. I'd like to see it hit at least twenty pages. If YellowFire and rage! can control themselves enough to post all their nonsense in this topic only, I bet we can hit twenty pages in the next two days or less.

Ready....GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

[YellowFire]

Chris Rock, you are not.

/me starts playing 'the rage!' even harder. Keep it up!

[Wake]

Nice one, YellowFire. Let's see what rage! has to say in reply.

[YellowFire]

I can't wait to see his reply... I bet its something stupid.

[Wake]

Well, I don't get off work until 5:00pm so I have four more hours (not to mention ten more pages) to be filled. Let's keep the entertainment rolling.

[lefty]

this should make page 11!

[amarris]

omg's douchebags

[Wake]

Well done. Keep 'em coming.

[WORM]

[Wake]

Hahah.

PS - Thx, WORM. I knew you'd come through in the clutch.

[RUSTY```]

THE END
   :

[YellowFire]

Damn rusty, wtf... now this thread takes forever to load.
Thanks alot  

[WORM]

Don't you just hate it when the dog stands there wagging his tail, slobering all over himself and with a paw on the keyboard?

[YellowFire]

Go dress rusty in the quad damage costume.

[Wake]

I keep forgetting that today is Halloween. WTF. Halloween is over for me, all the parties were this past weekend. My roommates are going to camp out on the balcony and shoot kids with paintball guns. I need something exciting to do.

[rage!]

I keep forgetting that today is Halloween. WTF. Halloween is over for me, all the parties were this past weekend. My roommates are going to camp out on the balcony and shoot kids with paintball guns. I need something exciting to do.

go buy a paintball gun  

[Wake]

Too bad I blew all my dollerz on DVDs and liquor.    Shame on myself.

[YellowFire]

Aren't you and rage supposed to go out drinking sometime?
Remember the wakerage.ytmnd.com website I created?

[Wake]

Yes, we are. I went out drinking too many times with my local IRL friends (as opposed to e-friends!!!!!!!!!!11). Sorry, rage!  

[rage!]

hahahaha that web site was funny

oh wait, no i'm thinking of another one, you make terribly unfunny websites, despite the amount of free time you have to invest into them.

[Wake]

PWNED. (I wonder if this post will make it twelve pages???///)

[Wake]

PWNED. (I wonder if this post will make it twelve pages???///)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111ONEONE

[YellowFire]

Even the h0ps YTMND website was unfunny? Tell me.

[Wake]

Meh. The only part I liked was the "Oooooooooooooh."

[RUSTY```]

WHO CAMPS THERE?

[ex]

rofl

http://q2freak.ytmnd.com

[Wake]

Still only twelve pages? Weaksauce.

[RUSTY```]

Go dress rusty in the quad damage costume.

When I checked it a few days before halloween, cardboard box is winning, so that's what he was.  I'll upload the pic after class.

[rage!]

Go dress rusty in the quad damage costume.

When I checked it a few days before halloween, cardboard box is winning, so that's what he was.  I'll upload the pic after class.

Still waiting for the pic.

Bump and own3d 

[RUSTY```]

Go dress rusty in the quad damage costume.

When I checked it a few days before halloween, cardboard box is winning, so that's what he was.  I'll upload the pic after class.

Still waiting for the pic.

Bump and own3d 

oh shit i forgot
and we threw out the box.

[The Cleaner]

"Drop that pwn, POT HEAD!"

[The Cleaner]

Oh and by the way, the h0ps' website was classic.  Bring it back, or update it.

[YellowFire]

It's still there... ytmnd websites aren't really meant to be updated.
http://h0ps.ytmnd.com/

He's laughing at you!:
http://h0pslaugh.ytmnsfw.com/

[DK]

It's still there... ytmnd websites aren't really meant to be updated.
http://h0ps.ytmnd.com/

My favorite part was the ... "wow!"

[The Cleaner]

It's still there... ytmnd websites aren't really meant to be updated.
http://h0ps.ytmnd.com/

He's laughing at you!:
http://h0pslaugh.ytmnsfw.com/

Thank god, I thought it was lost forever.  Last time I tried to look at it, it wasn't loading.

[ekauq]

i wonder if this thread is close to hitting

13

pages?

[lefty]

yep, it does appear so.