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« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2010, 06:27:47 PM »

lol,   ok i was not going to say anything but here goes.  I was taking a shower the other day. I turned shower on and then when i got in it was too hot and i said Yowza lol.   

Made myself laugh when i thought about it. 
Since i did say your name while in the shower, can i borrow $40.00  lol



Basically what I took from this is that you think about Yowza in the shower.  evil angel
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« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2010, 09:16:31 PM »

lather up .....not that there's anyrhing wrong with that
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« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2010, 10:13:35 AM »

lather up .....not that there's anyrhing wrong with that

*anything.. u fn hypocrit
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« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2010, 01:22:33 PM »

lather up .....not that there's anyrhing wrong with that

*anything.. u fn hypocrit

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« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2010, 09:22:23 AM »

So you're cool to elderly black ladies that shuffle by.



I'm not sure my plan about traversing the country chasing lose women will work if that's your demographic.  I mean what If I'm striking out, am I going to ask the girls you've picked up if they have any cute friends?

Me:  Yo, what's up dog, I'm striking out big time tonight.  Seems you're doing just fine!
Yowza:  Yeah you know me!  This is Sharleen by the way.
Me:  Hey Sharleen!
Sharleen:  Hey baby, how are you?
Me:  Just fine, say do you have any friends up for some partying tonight?
Sharleen:  Well there's Ethel back at the nursing home, she makes a mean chocolate chip cookie, and then there's Marcie, she Knit this sweater for me.  They're both single currently.  Want me to call them up?  There's got to be a pay phone over here somewhere.  Somebody got a nickle?


Well, you get the idea.
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« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2010, 11:12:02 AM »

You leave Ethel alone....that's all I got to say.
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« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2010, 09:10:52 PM »

My point is... she has lived 80+ years and seen alot. Means more than some 20 year old making the same comment. And, I could hang with any of you in the party department - believe me I could.

So you're cool to elderly black ladies that shuffle by.



I'm not sure my plan about traversing the country chasing lose women will work if that's your demographic.  I mean what If I'm striking out, am I going to ask the girls you've picked up if they have any cute friends?

Me:  Yo, what's up dog, I'm striking out big time tonight.  Seems you're doing just fine!
Yowza:  Yeah you know me!  This is Sharleen by the way.
Me:  Hey Sharleen!
Sharleen:  Hey baby, how are you?
Me:  Just fine, say do you have any friends up for some partying tonight?
Sharleen:  Well there's Ethel back at the nursing home, she makes a mean chocolate chip cookie, and then there's Marcie, she Knit this sweater for me.  They're both single currently.  Want me to call them up?  There's got to be a pay phone over here somewhere.  Somebody got a nickle?


Well, you get the idea.
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« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2010, 11:22:43 PM »

Looks like yowza finally got his Jalopy up and running.
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« Reply #38 on: March 16, 2010, 06:32:47 AM »

My point is... she has lived 80+ years and seen alot. Means more than some 20 year old making the same comment. And, I could hang with any of you in the party department - believe me I could.

So you're cool to elderly black ladies that shuffle by.



I'm not sure my plan about traversing the country chasing lose women will work if that's your demographic.  I mean what If I'm striking out, am I going to ask the girls you've picked up if they have any cute friends?

Me:  Yo, what's up dog, I'm striking out big time tonight.  Seems you're doing just fine!
Yowza:  Yeah you know me!  This is Sharleen by the way.
Me:  Hey Sharleen!
Sharleen:  Hey baby, how are you?
Me:  Just fine, say do you have any friends up for some partying tonight?
Sharleen:  Well there's Ethel back at the nursing home, she makes a mean chocolate chip cookie, and then there's Marcie, she Knit this sweater for me.  They're both single currently.  Want me to call them up?  There's got to be a pay phone over here somewhere.  Somebody got a nickle?


Well, you get the idea.

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