yowza's pimp ride

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[WORM]

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[Blackberry]

I want yowza to be my new special friend.  We can drink beers in the alley way and get into fights and hit on chicks and then hop into that awesome ride and go off into the sunset . . . . just the two of us and two birds we'll probably ditch in a few hours when we've had our fun.  The passenger seat, after 3 years, will have an imprint that is almost exactly in the shape of my buttocks.  We'll laugh at police that try to catch us and truckers will cheer as we pass them by.  As we visit the hoover dam, because it sounds like a good place to meet loose women, kids on vacation will stare at us and yowza's awesome car and wish that one day they could be like us.  Songs will be written about us and we'll fade away at the right time to become legends.  One day, that car will be put into the rock and roll hall of fame, not because we wrote songs, but other rockers wrote songs about us. What happened to us is anybody's guess at that point, but we'll just be chillin and schoolin in some new ride and in some new way.

It could be awesome yowza, let me know what you think.... 

[yowza]

OMG I am in. I was married at 22, kids at 24 and need to bust loose. At 53 I can definitly still party and have the cash to do so.
 When do we start? 

[CaKe]

definitly still party and have the cash to do so.

share the wealth, bro

[Blackberry]

ok, first we need butt and bicep implants.

gets the ladies all 

[Wake]

definitly still party and have the cash to do so.

share the wealth, bro

O ya? Where do you think the servers come from??? Nippled.

[CaKe]

definitly still party and have the cash to do so.

share the wealth, bro

O ya? Where do you think the servers come from??? Nippled.

I knew someone would say that, but my own kin...damn.
Nippled or owned or w/e nippled means :/

[yowza]

Ty wormy - I wouldn't have thought of that comeback. I already have the feds to share my wealth with everybody 

definitly still party and have the cash to do so.

share the wealth, bro

O ya? Where do you think the servers come from??? Nippled.

[CaKe]

wormy? you mean wakey?

[yowza]

Yeah dang u  I must be GEEZIN. I am going to have to send the photos to worm to put up as I don't know how to do it.

[CaKe]

bwahah

[alka]

hey yowza.. let's race for pink slips.

[yowza]

What am I up against? What's a pink slip? 

[Wake]

hey yowza.. let's race for pink slips.

Man, they'll race for anything these days. Now that's just inappropriate.

[CaKe]

What am I up against? What's a pink slip? 

NSFW:
http://www.autoinfection.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/leah-dizon-pink-slip-3.jpg

[WORM]

[yowza]

TY Wormy.
 I got to drive it for the first time this last friday. 562hp with 440hp to the wheels. I have never driven a supercharged car and I can tell you that if you haven't, it is a very different feeling. As the supercharger kicks in it surges forward. it is insanely quick from a deadstop and at any speed the power is there.
 Great handling and ride. The oversized swaybars and stall converter really may a big diffence also.

[CaKe]

I've driven an m5 with 450hp...was pretty sexy

[Bones]

That is a beautifull car but I like the pink slip better 

[CaKe]

That is a beautifull car but I like the pink slip better 

hehehe

[neoxotb]

Nice ride Yowza. 

[yowza]

Thanks! I will post (worm actually does it for me) a pic of my R32 which has also been modified. A completely different ride.

[Blackberry]

omg those are sick.  is it modified?

i'll just wait for the pics.  I need to visit and "inspect" your cars. 

[Wake]

"Inspect your cars," huh? So that's what they're calling it these days.

[Blackberry]

hey, it was just the word "inspect" that was in quotes.

foreskinned. 

[WORM]

[alka]

love the front tag.. yowza is the fn MAN.

edit: btw, can i borrow $20?

[yowza]

That's my back tag too!! My kids just shake their heads but as I was putting the tags on in the garage you see there, an very elderly black lady was shuffling by, paused, looked at the tag and said "cool tag". I was cool to her so that works.
 Only $20 alka?

[Bones]

lol,   ok i was not going to say anything but here goes.  I was taking a shower the other day. I turned shower on and then when i got in it was too hot and i said Yowza lol.   

Made myself laugh when i thought about it. 
Since i did say your name while in the shower, can i borrow $40.00  lol

[yowza]

Proves my point that YOWZA means WOW! (Or Holy Shit) But it does not mean ATM!!

[CaKe]

lol,   ok i was not going to say anything but here goes.  I was taking a shower the other day. I turned shower on and then when i got in it was too hot and i said Yowza lol.   

Made myself laugh when i thought about it. 
Since i did say your name while in the shower, can i borrow $40.00  lol

Basically what I took from this is that you think about Yowza in the shower. 

[wormbot]

lather up .....not that there's anyrhing wrong with that

[alka]

lather up .....not that there's anyrhing wrong with that

*anything.. u fn hypocrit

[CaKe]

lather up .....not that there's anyrhing wrong with that

*anything.. u fn hypocrit

^

[Blackberry]

So you're cool to elderly black ladies that shuffle by.



I'm not sure my plan about traversing the country chasing lose women will work if that's your demographic.  I mean what If I'm striking out, am I going to ask the girls you've picked up if they have any cute friends?

Me:  Yo, what's up dog, I'm striking out big time tonight.  Seems you're doing just fine!
Yowza:  Yeah you know me!  This is Sharleen by the way.
Me:  Hey Sharleen!
Sharleen:  Hey baby, how are you?
Me:  Just fine, say do you have any friends up for some partying tonight?
Sharleen:  Well there's Ethel back at the nursing home, she makes a mean chocolate chip cookie, and then there's Marcie, she Knit this sweater for me.  They're both single currently.  Want me to call them up?  There's got to be a pay phone over here somewhere.  Somebody got a nickle?


Well, you get the idea.

[WORM]

You leave Ethel alone....that's all I got to say.

[yowza]

My point is... she has lived 80+ years and seen alot. Means more than some 20 year old making the same comment. And, I could hang with any of you in the party department - believe me I could.

So you're cool to elderly black ladies that shuffle by.



I'm not sure my plan about traversing the country chasing lose women will work if that's your demographic.  I mean what If I'm striking out, am I going to ask the girls you've picked up if they have any cute friends?

Me:  Yo, what's up dog, I'm striking out big time tonight.  Seems you're doing just fine!
Yowza:  Yeah you know me!  This is Sharleen by the way.
Me:  Hey Sharleen!
Sharleen:  Hey baby, how are you?
Me:  Just fine, say do you have any friends up for some partying tonight?
Sharleen:  Well there's Ethel back at the nursing home, she makes a mean chocolate chip cookie, and then there's Marcie, she Knit this sweater for me.  They're both single currently.  Want me to call them up?  There's got to be a pay phone over here somewhere.  Somebody got a nickle?


Well, you get the idea.

[The Cleaner]

Looks like yowza finally got his Jalopy up and running.

[Legend]

My point is... she has lived 80+ years and seen alot. Means more than some 20 year old making the same comment. And, I could hang with any of you in the party department - believe me I could.

So you're cool to elderly black ladies that shuffle by.



I'm not sure my plan about traversing the country chasing lose women will work if that's your demographic.  I mean what If I'm striking out, am I going to ask the girls you've picked up if they have any cute friends?

Me:  Yo, what's up dog, I'm striking out big time tonight.  Seems you're doing just fine!
Yowza:  Yeah you know me!  This is Sharleen by the way.
Me:  Hey Sharleen!
Sharleen:  Hey baby, how are you?
Me:  Just fine, say do you have any friends up for some partying tonight?
Sharleen:  Well there's Ethel back at the nursing home, she makes a mean chocolate chip cookie, and then there's Marcie, she Knit this sweater for me.  They're both single currently.  Want me to call them up?  There's got to be a pay phone over here somewhere.  Somebody got a nickle?


Well, you get the idea.

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