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[WORM]

Dumb Tennessee Laws:

# You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
# Hollow logs may not be sold.
# It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
# "Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
# Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.
# Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.
# Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging.
# No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.
# Driving is not to be done while asleep.
# It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
# The definition of "dumb animal" includes every living creature.
# Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.
# It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
# It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.
# Skunks may not be carried into the state.
# One may not throw bottles at a tree.
# It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
# You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property.
# Bar owners may not let patrons make loud, unusual noises.
# In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post.
# By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground.
# It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
# No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.
# Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.
# It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
# Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis.
# It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners
# No person may keep a cheetah as a pet.
# Throwing stones is prohibited as it might break a window.
# Males may not be sexually aroused in public.
# Anyone rollerblading may not tie his or herself to a moving vehicle on a highway.
# All persons riding scooters must ride in single file.
# No person may roller skate and listen to a personal cd player at the same time.
# To play pinball, one must be 18 years old.
# An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'"

[WORM]

Dumb Texas Laws:

One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.

It is illegal to sell one's eye.

A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. In Dallas, it's illegal to possess any realistic dildos.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

[Wake]

Rofl, nice. Needed some good laughs. Where can I find Virginia's dumb laws? 

[WORM]

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/virginia

uh oh....looks like you're in trouble.

[CaKe]

Virginia is a horrible state. Fuck it. Fuck it hard.

[yowza]

Sounds like somebody was driving through Virginia and got a speeding ticket... or worse.

[WORM]

I think this is the one that got him in Prince William County..."It is illegal to cuss about another." 

[CaKe]

Sounds like somebody was driving through Virginia and got a speeding ticket... or worse.

I LIVE in Virginia, Yowza
lol

But speaking of tickets...got two from the same cop for out of date inspection and broken taillight the other day
fn Richmond cops

[Wake]

I haven't seen a nippling like that since The Great Nippling of 1929.

[CaKe]

you're a nipple