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[T!]

One day, while I was naked, the world trembled from Worm's severe blueberry muffins and Marla Singers favourite pastime: eating the hearts of grenade spamming, skilless newbs.  War of 1812 began when aliens that were Canadian followed John Candy to Niagara Falls in a barrel filled with sushi and Canadian oil for their snow blowers.  The currency exchange anonymity fucked up when Ksoul lost a noodle fight with Blackberry.

     Strippers danced around the slimey oil-covered Hops in drag queen clothes with $lasher in the middle of ripping WORM a new Tony Bennett CD. Legend began to bathe Degen using a face cloth with boric acid, but Legend decided to pull a YellowFire and disconnected.  "I like lamp," shouted DK who also likes to play with dolls made out of latex and thumbtacks. "Enie, Meanie, Minee, Rootie, Tootie, Fresh, and Fruity", said the prostitute who licked my navel.  Worm got jealous and started screaming then shot both his penis and alkas tongue because ACME's server lag, caused by snake, the meanie who caused an earthquake who began to destroy ksoul's mojo.

     Out of nowhere, Lydia came running screaming "MY QUAD REMAINS FLACCID" and pole vaulted over the Grand Canyon wearing nothing but assless leather chaps.  They belonged to yellowfire & paulwall,until dirt stole their ethernet cables and spiked models.

     "Thinkin' about cannibalism", Wake said wistfully.   MELTEN FACES are needed to assist with dressing midget hermaphrodite whores hiding under ksoul's flapping jaw.  Yellowfire joined the pub complaining about his 1v1 loss to Marla Singer.  Yellowfire then pulled a Paulwall crying about his lack of skill and clean underwear. Cake ate cold soup with crackers and almost choked on Paulwall's left thumb, which had previously been inserted into the gapping wound on his insane looking anus flaps.

       The wingspan of a European Swallow is small compared to Linda Lovelace when she had gotten snakes genital warts.  Alka reared Worm's goldfish while polishing Riles' car with Hydrogen Sulfide and excremented diapers.  Magnifico!  Blood was found to be bitter and unsatisifying like a date with either Freak or Freak's alter ego, "Mister Hashish McReefer".

     In the name of all that, I pray to id Software and alka's 95% rail that my wallhacks will remain undetected, but my mom ate blueberry swazzlesticks that Pappa Smurf stole from Smurfette's boyfriend paulwall then took a dump on targets chest.

     Worm detected the stench of Legend's braised short ribs marinating in Shrimp's sweat and unspeakable new computer chair. Dirt's nice save, Shrimp's too sweet to homeless monkeys used by NASA's head programming departments. Monkeys having sex with h0ps' ears, nose and throat doctor caused baby monkey to begin shooting $lasher's petite girl'ish figure with quad amp chaingun.  Now Lydia’s jealous that someone else has his 8X, so, in retaliation, he grapples quad then forgets to use his mouse while a handgrenade, from Marla's purse blows his entire bicycle onto his Riles is dumb.

     "Riles is dumb," rage yelled insistently.  "Worm is dumb", rage yelled insistently. Worm banned Canada since we own the biggest record for whining alot. In other news, shallow and pedantic bea's unnamed cat, Allota Fagina, gorged Chip and Dales' dancers for ksoul.

This angered TheCleaner so he decided to clean his left testicle with a fork and toothbrush. He said "If only my nuts didn't receed!  Amarris & Freak slapped dirt in there dreams! Upside of the whole squirming squid pizza that dregs ordered from Starvin Marvin's.

     Then came jaquio, in a pink too too because ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. Ain't no doubt that Legend rules the kiddie pool by kicking children like amarris, freak and DavidOrtiz while they are drowning in doodoo.  Dirt laughs at Legends shaved legs and hairless sphincter that reeks of a foul pedophile scent.  Jaquio blames PaulWall for cheating again while touching his sticky mouse buttons and churning butter in yellowfires kitchen made of cardboard, leather & lace.  "Whatcha cookin?", Angry politely asked Marla who was busy cooking nades in beurre blanc sauce! "Don't eat that!" said $lasher's mother, "your girlish figure is attracting boys that play tiddlywinks!"

     Rusty stripped naked and flexed his 2 inch python to sabotage legends old wrinkled miniature ksoul voodoo doll tied around his rear view mirror. "ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. I am retarded!", said Blackberry triumphantly. As yellowfire's ugly chair farted frenetically $lasher was rubbing his mouse crying "ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid!" Jesus wept.

     Meanwhile, WORM finally realized ksoul is stupid. "$lasher has big green boogers hanging in his butt."  Lydia and paulwall screamed "fuck railgun!"  I like turtles, Martinis & Donuts as they went to the Mexican douche bag recycling butt plug factory. PaulWall was being sexy as usual to his mirror tonguing himself while his baggy pants were ripped by lydias chaingun again.

     Unfortunately, Riles was hooked on ebonics after eating doodoo that DK's puppy took from $lasher's brillo-paded facial hair and sandpaper-like skin. "Screw the jew!!!" said Legend, as he hoisted Marla onto his one trick pony.  A jukebox appeared, and started playing "It's Raning Men!"  Jumping for joy, Wake became aroused and asked Marla what 'raning' meant.

     At this point, Marla was confused about worms skillZ and his aliases.  She then opted to play Q2 while Christmas shopping with her Rocket-Launcher pointed backwards firing up the anus of EVILGIRL'S pet toy tonka truck. However, this time Twitch started screaming like a bitch yelling "admin abuse!" Suddenly Hops appeared, was ownin newbs, but also sucking down a beer, "near-beer for minors," with his buddy old as dirt which drank "Jack Daniels." It was bad for hops and WORM. who dominated each other homosexually in T!'s daydreams of fara faucet & David Hasselhoff! Then Twitch realized a game ruiner named WORM. was farting uncontrollably rapidly banning people bitching that he was an old fart.

After some pills, he banned everyone playing.

"THE END IS NEAR!" said ksoul as he

[ksoul]

One day, while I was naked, the world trembled from Worm's severe blueberry muffins and Marla Singers favourite pastime: eating the hearts of grenade spamming, skilless newbs.  War of 1812 began when aliens that were Canadian followed John Candy to Niagara Falls in a barrel filled with sushi and Canadian oil for their snow blowers.  The currency exchange anonymity fucked up when Ksoul lost a noodle fight with Blackberry.

     Strippers danced around the slimey oil-covered Hops in drag queen clothes with $lasher in the middle of ripping WORM a new Tony Bennett CD. Legend began to bathe Degen using a face cloth with boric acid, but Legend decided to pull a YellowFire and disconnected.  "I like lamp," shouted DK who also likes to play with dolls made out of latex and thumbtacks. "Enie, Meanie, Minee, Rootie, Tootie, Fresh, and Fruity", said the prostitute who licked my navel.  Worm got jealous and started screaming then shot both his penis and alkas tongue because ACME's server lag, caused by snake, the meanie who caused an earthquake who began to destroy ksoul's mojo.

     Out of nowhere, Lydia came running screaming "MY QUAD REMAINS FLACCID" and pole vaulted over the Grand Canyon wearing nothing but assless leather chaps.  They belonged to yellowfire & paulwall,until dirt stole their ethernet cables and spiked models.

     "Thinkin' about cannibalism", Wake said wistfully.   MELTEN FACES are needed to assist with dressing midget hermaphrodite whores hiding under ksoul's flapping jaw.  Yellowfire joined the pub complaining about his 1v1 loss to Marla Singer.  Yellowfire then pulled a Paulwall crying about his lack of skill and clean underwear. Cake ate cold soup with crackers and almost choked on Paulwall's left thumb, which had previously been inserted into the gapping wound on his insane looking anus flaps.

       The wingspan of a European Swallow is small compared to Linda Lovelace when she had gotten snakes genital warts.  Alka reared Worm's goldfish while polishing Riles' car with Hydrogen Sulfide and excremented diapers.  Magnifico!  Blood was found to be bitter and unsatisifying like a date with either Freak or Freak's alter ego, "Mister Hashish McReefer".

     In the name of all that, I pray to id Software and alka's 95% rail that my wallhacks will remain undetected, but my mom ate blueberry swazzlesticks that Pappa Smurf stole from Smurfette's boyfriend paulwall then took a dump on targets chest.

     Worm detected the stench of Legend's braised short ribs marinating in Shrimp's sweat and unspeakable new computer chair. Dirt's nice save, Shrimp's too sweet to homeless monkeys used by NASA's head programming departments. Monkeys having sex with h0ps' ears, nose and throat doctor caused baby monkey to begin shooting $lasher's petite girl'ish figure with quad amp chaingun.  Now Lydia’s jealous that someone else has his 8X, so, in retaliation, he grapples quad then forgets to use his mouse while a handgrenade, from Marla's purse blows his entire bicycle onto his Riles is dumb.

     "Riles is dumb," rage yelled insistently.  "Worm is dumb", rage yelled insistently. Worm banned Canada since we own the biggest record for whining alot. In other news, shallow and pedantic bea's unnamed cat, Allota Fagina, gorged Chip and Dales' dancers for ksoul.

This angered TheCleaner so he decided to clean his left testicle with a fork and toothbrush. He said "If only my nuts didn't receed!  Amarris & Freak slapped dirt in there dreams! Upside of the whole squirming squid pizza that dregs ordered from Starvin Marvin's.

     Then came jaquio, in a pink too too because ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. Ain't no doubt that Legend rules the kiddie pool by kicking children like amarris, freak and DavidOrtiz while they are drowning in doodoo.  Dirt laughs at Legends shaved legs and hairless sphincter that reeks of a foul pedophile scent.  Jaquio blames PaulWall for cheating again while touching his sticky mouse buttons and churning butter in yellowfires kitchen made of cardboard, leather & lace.  "Whatcha cookin?", Angry politely asked Marla who was busy cooking nades in beurre blanc sauce! "Don't eat that!" said $lasher's mother, "your girlish figure is attracting boys that play tiddlywinks!"

     Rusty stripped naked and flexed his 2 inch python to sabotage legends old wrinkled miniature ksoul voodoo doll tied around his rear view mirror. "ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. I am retarded!", said Blackberry triumphantly. As yellowfire's ugly chair farted frenetically $lasher was rubbing his mouse crying "ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid!" Jesus wept.

     Meanwhile, WORM finally realized ksoul is stupid. "$lasher has big green boogers hanging in his butt."  Lydia and paulwall screamed "fuck railgun!"  I like turtles, Martinis & Donuts as they went to the Mexican douche bag recycling butt plug factory. PaulWall was being sexy as usual to his mirror tonguing himself while his baggy pants were ripped by lydias chaingun again.

     Unfortunately, Riles was hooked on ebonics after eating doodoo that DK's puppy took from $lasher's brillo-paded facial hair and sandpaper-like skin. "Screw the jew!!!" said Legend, as he hoisted Marla onto his one trick pony.  A jukebox appeared, and started playing "It's Raning Men!"  Jumping for joy, Wake became aroused and asked Marla what 'raning' meant.

     At this point, Marla was confused about worms skillZ and his aliases.  She then opted to play Q2 while Christmas shopping with her Rocket-Launcher pointed backwards firing up the anus of EVILGIRL'S pet toy tonka truck. However, this time Twitch started screaming like a bitch yelling "admin abuse!" Suddenly Hops appeared, was ownin newbs, but also sucking down a beer, "near-beer for minors," with his buddy old as dirt which drank "Jack Daniels." It was bad for hops and WORM. who dominated each other homosexually in T!'s daydreams of fara faucet & David Hasselhoff! Then Twitch realized a game ruiner named WORM. was farting uncontrollably rapidly banning people bitching that he was an old fart.

After some pills, he banned everyone playing.

"THE END IS NEAR!" said ksoul as he owned noobs railing.

[alka]

One day, while I was naked, the world trembled from Worm's severe blueberry muffins and Marla Singers favourite pastime: eating the hearts of grenade spamming, skilless newbs.  War of 1812 began when aliens that were Canadian followed John Candy to Niagara Falls in a barrel filled with sushi and Canadian oil for their snow blowers.  The currency exchange anonymity fucked up when Ksoul lost a noodle fight with Blackberry.

     Strippers danced around the slimey oil-covered Hops in drag queen clothes with $lasher in the middle of ripping WORM a new Tony Bennett CD. Legend began to bathe Degen using a face cloth with boric acid, but Legend decided to pull a YellowFire and disconnected.  "I like lamp," shouted DK who also likes to play with dolls made out of latex and thumbtacks. "Enie, Meanie, Minee, Rootie, Tootie, Fresh, and Fruity", said the prostitute who licked my navel.  Worm got jealous and started screaming then shot both his penis and alkas tongue because ACME's server lag, caused by snake, the meanie who caused an earthquake who began to destroy ksoul's mojo.

     Out of nowhere, Lydia came running screaming "MY QUAD REMAINS FLACCID" and pole vaulted over the Grand Canyon wearing nothing but assless leather chaps.  They belonged to yellowfire & paulwall,until dirt stole their ethernet cables and spiked models.

     "Thinkin' about cannibalism", Wake said wistfully.   MELTEN FACES are needed to assist with dressing midget hermaphrodite whores hiding under ksoul's flapping jaw.  Yellowfire joined the pub complaining about his 1v1 loss to Marla Singer.  Yellowfire then pulled a Paulwall crying about his lack of skill and clean underwear. Cake ate cold soup with crackers and almost choked on Paulwall's left thumb, which had previously been inserted into the gapping wound on his insane looking anus flaps.

       The wingspan of a European Swallow is small compared to Linda Lovelace when she had gotten snakes genital warts.  Alka reared Worm's goldfish while polishing Riles' car with Hydrogen Sulfide and excremented diapers.  Magnifico!  Blood was found to be bitter and unsatisifying like a date with either Freak or Freak's alter ego, "Mister Hashish McReefer".

     In the name of all that, I pray to id Software and alka's 95% rail that my wallhacks will remain undetected, but my mom ate blueberry swazzlesticks that Pappa Smurf stole from Smurfette's boyfriend paulwall then took a dump on targets chest.

     Worm detected the stench of Legend's braised short ribs marinating in Shrimp's sweat and unspeakable new computer chair. Dirt's nice save, Shrimp's too sweet to homeless monkeys used by NASA's head programming departments. Monkeys having sex with h0ps' ears, nose and throat doctor caused baby monkey to begin shooting $lasher's petite girl'ish figure with quad amp chaingun.  Now Lydia’s jealous that someone else has his 8X, so, in retaliation, he grapples quad then forgets to use his mouse while a handgrenade, from Marla's purse blows his entire bicycle onto his Riles is dumb.

     "Riles is dumb," rage yelled insistently.  "Worm is dumb", rage yelled insistently. Worm banned Canada since we own the biggest record for whining alot. In other news, shallow and pedantic bea's unnamed cat, Allota Fagina, gorged Chip and Dales' dancers for ksoul.

This angered TheCleaner so he decided to clean his left testicle with a fork and toothbrush. He said "If only my nuts didn't receed!  Amarris & Freak slapped dirt in there dreams! Upside of the whole squirming squid pizza that dregs ordered from Starvin Marvin's.

     Then came jaquio, in a pink too too because ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. Ain't no doubt that Legend rules the kiddie pool by kicking children like amarris, freak and DavidOrtiz while they are drowning in doodoo.  Dirt laughs at Legends shaved legs and hairless sphincter that reeks of a foul pedophile scent.  Jaquio blames PaulWall for cheating again while touching his sticky mouse buttons and churning butter in yellowfires kitchen made of cardboard, leather & lace.  "Whatcha cookin?", Angry politely asked Marla who was busy cooking nades in beurre blanc sauce! "Don't eat that!" said $lasher's mother, "your girlish figure is attracting boys that play tiddlywinks!"

     Rusty stripped naked and flexed his 2 inch python to sabotage legends old wrinkled miniature ksoul voodoo doll tied around his rear view mirror. "ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. I am retarded!", said Blackberry triumphantly. As yellowfire's ugly chair farted frenetically $lasher was rubbing his mouse crying "ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid!" Jesus wept.

     Meanwhile, WORM finally realized ksoul is stupid. "$lasher has big green boogers hanging in his butt."  Lydia and paulwall screamed "fuck railgun!"  I like turtles, Martinis & Donuts as they went to the Mexican douche bag recycling butt plug factory. PaulWall was being sexy as usual to his mirror tonguing himself while his baggy pants were ripped by lydias chaingun again.

     Unfortunately, Riles was hooked on ebonics after eating doodoo that DK's puppy took from $lasher's brillo-paded facial hair and sandpaper-like skin. "Screw the jew!!!" said Legend, as he hoisted Marla onto his one trick pony.  A jukebox appeared, and started playing "It's Raning Men!"  Jumping for joy, Wake became aroused and asked Marla what 'raning' meant.

     At this point, Marla was confused about worms skillZ and his aliases.  She then opted to play Q2 while Christmas shopping with her Rocket-Launcher pointed backwards firing up the anus of EVILGIRL'S pet toy tonka truck. However, this time Twitch started screaming like a bitch yelling "admin abuse!" Suddenly Hops appeared, was ownin newbs, but also sucking down a beer, "near-beer for minors," with his buddy old as dirt which drank "Jack Daniels." It was bad for hops and WORM. who dominated each other homosexually in T!'s daydreams of fara faucet & David Hasselhoff! Then Twitch realized a game ruiner named WORM. was farting uncontrollably rapidly banning people bitching that he was an old fart.

After some pills, he banned everyone playing.

"THE END IS NEAR!" said ksoul as he owned noobs railing in the middle

[RUSTY```]

One day, while I was naked, the world trembled from Worm's severe blueberry muffins and Marla Singers favourite pastime: eating the hearts of grenade spamming, skilless newbs.  War of 1812 began when aliens that were Canadian followed John Candy to Niagara Falls in a barrel filled with sushi and Canadian oil for their snow blowers.  The currency exchange anonymity fucked up when Ksoul lost a noodle fight with Blackberry.

   It all started when our uber geek, WORM, woke up in a foxy forest. It was the second time it had happened. Feeling ridiculously pleased, WORM grabbed a banana, thinking it would make her feel better (but as usual, it did not). Ever so extemperaneously, she realized that her beloved DK was missing!  Immediately she called her lover, Wake. WORM had known Wake for (plus or minus) one million years, the majority of which were electric ones.  Wake was unique. She was plucky though sometimes a little... selfish. WORM called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.

   Wake picked up to a very nervous WORM. Wake calmly assured her that most 3-legged wallabies turn red before mating, yet long-haired sea monkeys usually wildly turn red *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting WORM.  Why was Wake trying to distract WORM?  Because she had snuck out from WORM's with the DK only nine days prior.  It was a saucy little DK... how could she resist?

   It didn't take long before WORM got back to the subject at hand: her DK. Wake shuddered. Relunctantly, Wake invited her over, assuring her they'd find the DK. WORM grabbed her hippopotamus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Wake realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the DK and she had to do it skillfully. She figured that if WORM took the spaceship, she had take at least four minutes before WORM would get there.  But if she took the ksoul?  Then Wake would be abundantly screwed.

   Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Wake was interrupted by eight insensitive Riless that were lured by her DK. Wake turned red; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling relieved, she carefully reached for her ninja star and fearlessly slapped every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the secret vineyard, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief.  That's when she heard the ksoul rolling up.  It was WORM.

   As she pulled up, she felt a sense of urgency. She had had to make an unscheduled stop at McDonald's to pick up a 12-pack of ninja stars, so she knew she was running late.  With a skillful leap, WORM was out of the ksoul and went charismatically jaunting toward Wake's front door.  Meanwhile inside,  Wake was panicking.  Not thinking, she tossed the DK into a box of ripened avocados and then slid the box behind her canoe. Wake was puzzled but at least the DK was concealed.  The doorbell rang.

   'Come in,' Wake exotically purred.  With a quick push, WORM opened the door.  'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some annoying flaming idiot in a time machine,' she lied.  'It's fine,' Wake assured her. WORM took a seat hilariously close to where Wake had hidden the DK. Wake panicked trying unsuccessfully to hide her nervousness.  'Uhh, can I get you anything?' she blurted.  But WORM was distracted. Ever so extemperaneously, Wake noticed a abrasive look on WORM's face. WORM slowly opened her mouth to speak. '...What's that smell?'

   Wake felt a stabbing pain in her ear when WORM asked this.  In a moment of disbelief, she realized that she had hidden the DK right by her oscillating fan. 'Wh-what?  I don't smell anything..!'  A lie.  A funny-smelling look started to form on WORM's face. She turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's live hand grenades from when she used to have pet South American hissing sloths.  She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. WORM nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Wake could react, WORM randomly lunged toward the box and opened it.  The DK was plainly in view.

   WORM stared at Wake for what what must've been four microseconds. Ever so extemperaneously, Wake groped wildly in WORM's direction, clearly desperate. WORM grabbed the DK and bolted for the door.  It was locked. Wake let out a curious chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, WORM,' she rebuked. Wake always had been a little selfish, so WORM knew that reconciliation was not an option; she needed to escape before Wake did something crazy, like... start chucking gerbils at her or something. Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, she gripped her DK tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

   Wake looked on, blankly. 'What the hell?  That seemed excessive.  The other door was open, you know.' Silence from WORM. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame seven days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly she felt a tinge of concern for WORM. 'Oh.  You ..okay?' Still silence. Wake walked over to the window and looked down. WORM was gone.

   Just yonder, WORM was struggling to make her way through the disease-infested jungle behind Wake's place. WORM had severely hurt her shin during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength.  Another pack of feral Riless suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the DK.  One by one they latched on to WORM.  Already weakened from her injury, WORM yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed.  The last thing she saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Riless running off with her DK.

   About eight hours later, WORM awoke, her prostate throbbing.  It was dark and WORM did not know where she was.  Deep in the humid bush, WORM was excessively lost. Like a drunken sailor at happy hour, she remembered that her DK was taken by the Riless. But at that point, she was just thankful for her life.  That's when, to her horror, a misshapen Riles emerged from the fanstic pumpkin patch.  It was the alpha Riles. WORM opened her mouth to scream but was cut short when the Riles sunk its teeth into WORM's ear. With a faint groan, the life escaped from WORM's lungs, but not before she realized that she was a failure.

   Less than eleven miles away, Wake was entombed by anguish over the loss of the DK.  'MY PRECIOUS!!' she cried, as she reached for a sharpened potato.  With a calculated thrust, she buried it deeply into her scalp.  As the room began to fade to black, she thought about WORM... wishing she had found the courage to tell her that she loved her.  But she would die alone that day.  All that remained was the DK that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise.  And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant Riless, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come.  Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead.  So, no one lived forever after.

After some pills, he banned everyone playing.

"THE END IS NEAR!" said ksoul as he owned noobs railing in the middle of the cacophony.

[T!]

One day, while I was naked, the world trembled from Worm's severe blueberry muffins and Marla Singers favourite pastime: eating the hearts of grenade spamming, skilless newbs.  War of 1812 began when aliens that were Canadian followed John Candy to Niagara Falls in a barrel filled with sushi and Canadian oil for their snow blowers.  The currency exchange anonymity fucked up when Ksoul lost a noodle fight with Blackberry.

   It all started when our uber geek, WORM, woke up in a foxy forest. It was the second time it had happened. Feeling ridiculously pleased, WORM grabbed a banana, thinking it would make her feel better (but as usual, it did not). Ever so extemperaneously, she realized that her beloved DK was missing!  Immediately she called her lover, Wake. WORM had known Wake for (plus or minus) one million years, the majority of which were electric ones.  Wake was unique. She was plucky though sometimes a little... selfish. WORM called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.

   Wake picked up to a very nervous WORM. Wake calmly assured her that most 3-legged wallabies turn red before mating, yet long-haired sea monkeys usually wildly turn red *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting WORM.  Why was Wake trying to distract WORM?  Because she had snuck out from WORM's with the DK only nine days prior.  It was a saucy little DK... how could she resist?

   It didn't take long before WORM got back to the subject at hand: her DK. Wake shuddered. Relunctantly, Wake invited her over, assuring her they'd find the DK. WORM grabbed her hippopotamus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Wake realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the DK and she had to do it skillfully. She figured that if WORM took the spaceship, she had take at least four minutes before WORM would get there.  But if she took the ksoul?  Then Wake would be abundantly screwed.

   Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Wake was interrupted by eight insensitive Riless that were lured by her DK. Wake turned red; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling relieved, she carefully reached for her ninja star and fearlessly slapped every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the secret vineyard, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief.  That's when she heard the ksoul rolling up.  It was WORM.

   As she pulled up, she felt a sense of urgency. She had had to make an unscheduled stop at McDonald's to pick up a 12-pack of ninja stars, so she knew she was running late.  With a skillful leap, WORM was out of the ksoul and went charismatically jaunting toward Wake's front door.  Meanwhile inside,  Wake was panicking.  Not thinking, she tossed the DK into a box of ripened avocados and then slid the box behind her canoe. Wake was puzzled but at least the DK was concealed.  The doorbell rang.

   'Come in,' Wake exotically purred.  With a quick push, WORM opened the door.  'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some annoying flaming idiot in a time machine,' she lied.  'It's fine,' Wake assured her. WORM took a seat hilariously close to where Wake had hidden the DK. Wake panicked trying unsuccessfully to hide her nervousness.  'Uhh, can I get you anything?' she blurted.  But WORM was distracted. Ever so extemperaneously, Wake noticed a abrasive look on WORM's face. WORM slowly opened her mouth to speak. '...What's that smell?'

   Wake felt a stabbing pain in her ear when WORM asked this.  In a moment of disbelief, she realized that she had hidden the DK right by her oscillating fan. 'Wh-what?  I don't smell anything..!'  A lie.  A funny-smelling look started to form on WORM's face. She turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's live hand grenades from when she used to have pet South American hissing sloths.  She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. WORM nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Wake could react, WORM randomly lunged toward the box and opened it.  The DK was plainly in view.

   WORM stared at Wake for what what must've been four microseconds. Ever so extemperaneously, Wake groped wildly in WORM's direction, clearly desperate. WORM grabbed the DK and bolted for the door.  It was locked. Wake let out a curious chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, WORM,' she rebuked. Wake always had been a little selfish, so WORM knew that reconciliation was not an option; she needed to escape before Wake did something crazy, like... start chucking gerbils at her or something. Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, she gripped her DK tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.

   Wake looked on, blankly. 'What the hell?  That seemed excessive.  The other door was open, you know.' Silence from WORM. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame seven days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly she felt a tinge of concern for WORM. 'Oh.  You ..okay?' Still silence. Wake walked over to the window and looked down. WORM was gone.

   Just yonder, WORM was struggling to make her way through the disease-infested jungle behind Wake's place. WORM had severely hurt her shin during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength.  Another pack of feral Riless suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the DK.  One by one they latched on to WORM.  Already weakened from her injury, WORM yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed.  The last thing she saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Riless running off with her DK.

   About eight hours later, WORM awoke, her prostate throbbing.  It was dark and WORM did not know where she was.  Deep in the humid bush, WORM was excessively lost. Like a drunken sailor at happy hour, she remembered that her DK was taken by the Riless. But at that point, she was just thankful for her life.  That's when, to her horror, a misshapen Riles emerged from the fanstic pumpkin patch.  It was the alpha Riles. WORM opened her mouth to scream but was cut short when the Riles sunk its teeth into WORM's ear. With a faint groan, the life escaped from WORM's lungs, but not before she realized that she was a failure.

   Less than eleven miles away, Wake was entombed by anguish over the loss of the DK.  'MY PRECIOUS!!' she cried, as she reached for a sharpened potato.  With a calculated thrust, she buried it deeply into her scalp.  As the room began to fade to black, she thought about WORM... wishing she had found the courage to tell her that she loved her.  But she would die alone that day.  All that remained was the DK that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise.  And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant Riless, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come.  Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead.  So, no one lived forever after.

After some pills, he banned everyone playing.

"THE END IS NEAR!" said ksoul as he owned noobs railing in the middle of the cacophony. Ksoul "sighed" as

[DK]

One day, while I was naked, the world trembled from Worm's severe blueberry muffins and Marla Singers favourite pastime: eating the hearts of grenade spamming, skilless newbs.  War of 1812 began when aliens that were Canadian followed John Candy to Niagara Falls in a barrel filled with sushi and Canadian oil for their snow blowers.  The currency exchange anonymity fucked up when Ksoul lost a noodle fight with Blackberry.

     Strippers danced around the slimey oil-covered Hops in drag queen clothes with $lasher in the middle of ripping WORM a new Tony Bennett CD. Legend began to bathe Degen using a face cloth with boric acid, but Legend decided to pull a YellowFire and disconnected.  "I like lamp," shouted DK who also likes to play with dolls made out of latex and thumbtacks. "Enie, Meanie, Minee, Rootie, Tootie, Fresh, and Fruity", said the prostitute who licked my navel.  Worm got jealous and started screaming then shot both his penis and alkas tongue because ACME's server lag, caused by snake, the meanie who caused an earthquake who began to destroy ksoul's mojo.

     Out of nowhere, Lydia came running screaming "MY QUAD REMAINS FLACCID" and pole vaulted over the Grand Canyon wearing nothing but assless leather chaps.  They belonged to yellowfire & paulwall,until dirt stole their ethernet cables and spiked models.

     "Thinkin' about cannibalism", Wake said wistfully.   MELTEN FACES are needed to assist with dressing midget hermaphrodite whores hiding under ksoul's flapping jaw.  Yellowfire joined the pub complaining about his 1v1 loss to Marla Singer.  Yellowfire then pulled a Paulwall crying about his lack of skill and clean underwear. Cake ate cold soup with crackers and almost choked on Paulwall's left thumb, which had previously been inserted into the gapping wound on his insane looking anus flaps.

       The wingspan of a European Swallow is small compared to Linda Lovelace when she had gotten snakes genital warts.  Alka reared Worm's goldfish while polishing Riles' car with Hydrogen Sulfide and excremented diapers.  Magnifico!  Blood was found to be bitter and unsatisifying like a date with either Freak or Freak's alter ego, "Mister Hashish McReefer".

     In the name of all that, I pray to id Software and alka's 95% rail that my wallhacks will remain undetected, but my mom ate blueberry swazzlesticks that Pappa Smurf stole from Smurfette's boyfriend paulwall then took a dump on targets chest.

     Worm detected the stench of Legend's braised short ribs marinating in Shrimp's sweat and unspeakable new computer chair. Dirt's nice save, Shrimp's too sweet to homeless monkeys used by NASA's head programming departments. Monkeys having sex with h0ps' ears, nose and throat doctor caused baby monkey to begin shooting $lasher's petite girl'ish figure with quad amp chaingun.  Now Lydia’s jealous that someone else has his 8X, so, in retaliation, he grapples quad then forgets to use his mouse while a handgrenade, from Marla's purse blows his entire bicycle onto his Riles is dumb.

     "Riles is dumb," rage yelled insistently.  "Worm is dumb", rage yelled insistently. Worm banned Canada since we own the biggest record for whining alot. In other news, shallow and pedantic bea's unnamed cat, Allota Fagina, gorged Chip and Dales' dancers for ksoul.

This angered TheCleaner so he decided to clean his left testicle with a fork and toothbrush. He said "If only my nuts didn't receed!  Amarris & Freak slapped dirt in there dreams! Upside of the whole squirming squid pizza that dregs ordered from Starvin Marvin's.

     Then came jaquio, in a pink too too because ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. Ain't no doubt that Legend rules the kiddie pool by kicking children like amarris, freak and DavidOrtiz while they are drowning in doodoo.  Dirt laughs at Legends shaved legs and hairless sphincter that reeks of a foul pedophile scent.  Jaquio blames PaulWall for cheating again while touching his sticky mouse buttons and churning butter in yellowfires kitchen made of cardboard, leather & lace.  "Whatcha cookin?", Angry politely asked Marla who was busy cooking nades in beurre blanc sauce! "Don't eat that!" said $lasher's mother, "your girlish figure is attracting boys that play tiddlywinks!"

     Rusty stripped naked and flexed his 2 inch python to sabotage legends old wrinkled miniature ksoul voodoo doll tied around his rear view mirror. "ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. I am retarded!", said Blackberry triumphantly. As yellowfire's ugly chair farted frenetically $lasher was rubbing his mouse crying "ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid!" Jesus wept.

     Meanwhile, WORM finally realized ksoul is stupid. "$lasher has big green boogers hanging in his butt."  Lydia and paulwall screamed "fuck railgun!"  I like turtles, Martinis & Donuts as they went to the Mexican douche bag recycling butt plug factory. PaulWall was being sexy as usual to his mirror tonguing himself while his baggy pants were ripped by lydias chaingun again.

     Unfortunately, Riles was hooked on ebonics after eating doodoo that DK's puppy took from $lasher's brillo-paded facial hair and sandpaper-like skin. "Screw the jew!!!" said Legend, as he hoisted Marla onto his one trick pony.  A jukebox appeared, and started playing "It's Raning Men!"  Jumping for joy, Wake became aroused and asked Marla what 'raning' meant.

     At this point, Marla was confused about worms skillZ and his aliases.  She then opted to play Q2 while Christmas shopping with her Rocket-Launcher pointed backwards firing up the anus of EVILGIRL'S pet toy tonka truck. However, this time Twitch started screaming like a bitch yelling "admin abuse!" Suddenly Hops appeared, was ownin newbs, but also sucking down a beer, "near-beer for minors," with his buddy old as dirt which drank "Jack Daniels." It was bad for hops and WORM. who dominated each other homosexually in T!'s daydreams of fara faucet & David Hasselhoff! Then Twitch realized a game ruiner named WORM. was farting uncontrollably rapidly banning people bitching that he was an old fart.

After some pills, he banned everyone playing.

"THE END IS NEAR!" said ksoul as he owned noobs railing in the middle Ksoul "sighed" as Rusty``` got banned.

[WORM]

One day, while I was naked, the world trembled from Worm's severe blueberry muffins and Marla Singers favourite pastime: eating the hearts of grenade spamming, skilless newbs.  War of 1812 began when aliens that were Canadian followed John Candy to Niagara Falls in a barrel filled with sushi and Canadian oil for their snow blowers.  The currency exchange anonymity fucked up when Ksoul lost a noodle fight with Blackberry.

     Strippers danced around the slimey oil-covered Hops in drag queen clothes with $lasher in the middle of ripping WORM a new Tony Bennett CD. Legend began to bathe Degen using a face cloth with boric acid, but Legend decided to pull a YellowFire and disconnected.  "I like lamp," shouted DK who also likes to play with dolls made out of latex and thumbtacks. "Enie, Meanie, Minee, Rootie, Tootie, Fresh, and Fruity", said the prostitute who licked my navel.  Worm got jealous and started screaming then shot both his penis and alkas tongue because ACME's server lag, caused by snake, the meanie who caused an earthquake who began to destroy ksoul's mojo.

     Out of nowhere, Lydia came running screaming "MY QUAD REMAINS FLACCID" and pole vaulted over the Grand Canyon wearing nothing but assless leather chaps.  They belonged to yellowfire & paulwall,until dirt stole their ethernet cables and spiked models.

     "Thinkin' about cannibalism", Wake said wistfully.   MELTEN FACES are needed to assist with dressing midget hermaphrodite whores hiding under ksoul's flapping jaw.  Yellowfire joined the pub complaining about his 1v1 loss to Marla Singer.  Yellowfire then pulled a Paulwall crying about his lack of skill and clean underwear. Cake ate cold soup with crackers and almost choked on Paulwall's left thumb, which had previously been inserted into the gapping wound on his insane looking anus flaps.

       The wingspan of a European Swallow is small compared to Linda Lovelace when she had gotten snakes genital warts.  Alka reared Worm's goldfish while polishing Riles' car with Hydrogen Sulfide and excremented diapers.  Magnifico!  Blood was found to be bitter and unsatisifying like a date with either Freak or Freak's alter ego, "Mister Hashish McReefer".

     In the name of all that, I pray to id Software and alka's 95% rail that my wallhacks will remain undetected, but my mom ate blueberry swazzlesticks that Pappa Smurf stole from Smurfette's boyfriend paulwall then took a dump on targets chest.

     Worm detected the stench of Legend's braised short ribs marinating in Shrimp's sweat and unspeakable new computer chair. Dirt's nice save, Shrimp's too sweet to homeless monkeys used by NASA's head programming departments. Monkeys having sex with h0ps' ears, nose and throat doctor caused baby monkey to begin shooting $lasher's petite girl'ish figure with quad amp chaingun.  Now Lydia’s jealous that someone else has his 8X, so, in retaliation, he grapples quad then forgets to use his mouse while a handgrenade, from Marla's purse blows his entire bicycle onto his Riles is dumb.

     "Riles is dumb," rage yelled insistently.  "Worm is dumb", rage yelled insistently. Worm banned Canada since we own the biggest record for whining alot. In other news, shallow and pedantic bea's unnamed cat, Allota Fagina, gorged Chip and Dales' dancers for ksoul.

This angered TheCleaner so he decided to clean his left testicle with a fork and toothbrush. He said "If only my nuts didn't receed!  Amarris & Freak slapped dirt in there dreams! Upside of the whole squirming squid pizza that dregs ordered from Starvin Marvin's.

     Then came jaquio, in a pink too too because ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. Ain't no doubt that Legend rules the kiddie pool by kicking children like amarris, freak and DavidOrtiz while they are drowning in doodoo.  Dirt laughs at Legends shaved legs and hairless sphincter that reeks of a foul pedophile scent.  Jaquio blames PaulWall for cheating again while touching his sticky mouse buttons and churning butter in yellowfires kitchen made of cardboard, leather & lace.  "Whatcha cookin?", Angry politely asked Marla who was busy cooking nades in beurre blanc sauce! "Don't eat that!" said $lasher's mother, "your girlish figure is attracting boys that play tiddlywinks!"

     Rusty stripped naked and flexed his 2 inch python to sabotage legends old wrinkled miniature ksoul voodoo doll tied around his rear view mirror. "ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. I am retarded!", said Blackberry triumphantly. As yellowfire's ugly chair farted frenetically $lasher was rubbing his mouse crying "ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid!" Jesus wept.

     Meanwhile, WORM finally realized ksoul is stupid. "$lasher has big green boogers hanging in his butt."  Lydia and paulwall screamed "fuck railgun!"  I like turtles, Martinis & Donuts as they went to the Mexican douche bag recycling butt plug factory. PaulWall was being sexy as usual to his mirror tonguing himself while his baggy pants were ripped by lydias chaingun again.

     Unfortunately, Riles was hooked on ebonics after eating doodoo that DK's puppy took from $lasher's brillo-paded facial hair and sandpaper-like skin. "Screw the jew!!!" said Legend, as he hoisted Marla onto his one trick pony.  A jukebox appeared, and started playing "It's Raning Men!"  Jumping for joy, Wake became aroused and asked Marla what 'raning' meant.

     At this point, Marla was confused about worms skillZ and his aliases.  She then opted to play Q2 while Christmas shopping with her Rocket-Launcher pointed backwards firing up the anus of EVILGIRL'S pet toy tonka truck. However, this time Twitch started screaming like a bitch yelling "admin abuse!" Suddenly Hops appeared, was ownin newbs, but also sucking down a beer, "near-beer for minors," with his buddy old as dirt which drank "Jack Daniels." It was bad for hops and WORM. who dominated each other homosexually in T!'s daydreams of fara faucet & David Hasselhoff! Then Twitch realized a game ruiner named WORM. was farting uncontrollably rapidly banning people bitching that he was an old fart.

After some pills, he banned everyone playing.

"THE END IS NEAR!" said ksoul as he owned noobs railing in the middle Ksoul "sighed" as Rusty``` got banned for conduct unbecoming

[NiTeMaRe WaLKeR]

One day, while I was naked, the world trembled from Worm's severe blueberry muffins and Marla Singers favourite pastime: eating the hearts of grenade spamming, skilless newbs.  War of 1812 began when aliens that were Canadian followed John Candy to Niagara Falls in a barrel filled with sushi and Canadian oil for their snow blowers.  The currency exchange anonymity fucked up when Ksoul lost a noodle fight with Blackberry.

     Strippers danced around the slimey oil-covered Hops in drag queen clothes with $lasher in the middle of ripping WORM a new Tony Bennett CD. Legend began to bathe Degen using a face cloth with boric acid, but Legend decided to pull a YellowFire and disconnected.  "I like lamp," shouted DK who also likes to play with dolls made out of latex and thumbtacks. "Enie, Meanie, Minee, Rootie, Tootie, Fresh, and Fruity", said the prostitute who licked my navel.  Worm got jealous and started screaming then shot both his penis and alkas tongue because ACME's server lag, caused by snake, the meanie who caused an earthquake who began to destroy ksoul's mojo.

     Out of nowhere, Lydia came running screaming "MY QUAD REMAINS FLACCID" and pole vaulted over the Grand Canyon wearing nothing but assless leather chaps.  They belonged to yellowfire & paulwall,until dirt stole their ethernet cables and spiked models.

     "Thinkin' about cannibalism", Wake said wistfully.   MELTEN FACES are needed to assist with dressing midget hermaphrodite whores hiding under ksoul's flapping jaw.  Yellowfire joined the pub complaining about his 1v1 loss to Marla Singer.  Yellowfire then pulled a Paulwall crying about his lack of skill and clean underwear. Cake ate cold soup with crackers and almost choked on Paulwall's left thumb, which had previously been inserted into the gapping wound on his insane looking anus flaps.

       The wingspan of a European Swallow is small compared to Linda Lovelace when she had gotten snakes genital warts.  Alka reared Worm's goldfish while polishing Riles' car with Hydrogen Sulfide and excremented diapers.  Magnifico!  Blood was found to be bitter and unsatisifying like a date with either Freak or Freak's alter ego, "Mister Hashish McReefer".

     In the name of all that, I pray to id Software and alka's 95% rail that my wallhacks will remain undetected, but my mom ate blueberry swazzlesticks that Pappa Smurf stole from Smurfette's boyfriend paulwall then took a dump on targets chest.

     Worm detected the stench of Legend's braised short ribs marinating in Shrimp's sweat and unspeakable new computer chair. Dirt's nice save, Shrimp's too sweet to homeless monkeys used by NASA's head programming departments. Monkeys having sex with h0ps' ears, nose and throat doctor caused baby monkey to begin shooting $lasher's petite girl'ish figure with quad amp chaingun.  Now Lydia’s jealous that someone else has his 8X, so, in retaliation, he grapples quad then forgets to use his mouse while a handgrenade, from Marla's purse blows his entire bicycle onto his Riles is dumb.

     "Riles is dumb," rage yelled insistently.  "Worm is dumb", rage yelled insistently. Worm banned Canada since we own the biggest record for whining alot. In other news, shallow and pedantic bea's unnamed cat, Allota Fagina, gorged Chip and Dales' dancers for ksoul.

This angered TheCleaner so he decided to clean his left testicle with a fork and toothbrush. He said "If only my nuts didn't receed!  Amarris & Freak slapped dirt in there dreams! Upside of the whole squirming squid pizza that dregs ordered from Starvin Marvin's.

     Then came jaquio, in a pink too too because ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. Ain't no doubt that Legend rules the kiddie pool by kicking children like amarris, freak and DavidOrtiz while they are drowning in doodoo.  Dirt laughs at Legends shaved legs and hairless sphincter that reeks of a foul pedophile scent.  Jaquio blames PaulWall for cheating again while touching his sticky mouse buttons and churning butter in yellowfires kitchen made of cardboard, leather & lace.  "Whatcha cookin?", Angry politely asked Marla who was busy cooking nades in beurre blanc sauce! "Don't eat that!" said $lasher's mother, "your girlish figure is attracting boys that play tiddlywinks!"

     Rusty stripped naked and flexed his 2 inch python to sabotage legends old wrinkled miniature ksoul voodoo doll tied around his rear view mirror. "ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. I am retarded!", said Blackberry triumphantly. As yellowfire's ugly chair farted frenetically $lasher was rubbing his mouse crying "ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid!" Jesus wept.

     Meanwhile, WORM finally realized ksoul is stupid. "$lasher has big green boogers hanging in his butt."  Lydia and paulwall screamed "fuck railgun!"  I like turtles, Martinis & Donuts as they went to the Mexican douche bag recycling butt plug factory. PaulWall was being sexy as usual to his mirror tonguing himself while his baggy pants were ripped by lydias chaingun again.

     Unfortunately, Riles was hooked on ebonics after eating doodoo that DK's puppy took from $lasher's brillo-paded facial hair and sandpaper-like skin. "Screw the jew!!!" said Legend, as he hoisted Marla onto his one trick pony.  A jukebox appeared, and started playing "It's Raning Men!"  Jumping for joy, Wake became aroused and asked Marla what 'raning' meant.

     At this point, Marla was confused about worms skillZ and his aliases.  She then opted to play Q2 while Christmas shopping with her Rocket-Launcher pointed backwards firing up the anus of EVILGIRL'S pet toy tonka truck. However, this time Twitch started screaming like a bitch yelling "admin abuse!" Suddenly Hops appeared, was ownin newbs, but also sucking down a beer, "near-beer for minors," with his buddy old as dirt which drank "Jack Daniels." It was bad for hops and WORM. who dominated each other homosexually in T!'s daydreams of fara faucet & David Hasselhoff! Then Twitch realized a game ruiner named WORM. was farting uncontrollably rapidly banning people bitching that he was an old fart.

After some pills, he banned everyone playing.

"THE END IS NEAR!" said ksoul as he owned noobs railing in the middle Ksoul "sighed" as Rusty``` got banned for conduct unbecoming a dog humping

[nef]

One day, while I was naked, the world trembled from Worm's severe blueberry muffins and Marla Singers favourite pastime: eating the hearts of grenade spamming, skilless newbs.  War of 1812 began when aliens that were Canadian followed John Candy to Niagara Falls in a barrel filled with sushi and Canadian oil for their snow blowers.  The currency exchange anonymity fucked up when Ksoul lost a noodle fight with Blackberry.

     Strippers danced around the slimey oil-covered Hops in drag queen clothes with $lasher in the middle of ripping WORM a new Tony Bennett CD. Legend began to bathe Degen using a face cloth with boric acid, but Legend decided to pull a YellowFire and disconnected.  "I like lamp," shouted DK who also likes to play with dolls made out of latex and thumbtacks. "Enie, Meanie, Minee, Rootie, Tootie, Fresh, and Fruity", said the prostitute who licked my navel.  Worm got jealous and started screaming then shot both his penis and alkas tongue because ACME's server lag, caused by snake, the meanie who caused an earthquake who began to destroy ksoul's mojo.

     Out of nowhere, Lydia came running screaming "MY QUAD REMAINS FLACCID" and pole vaulted over the Grand Canyon wearing nothing but assless leather chaps.  They belonged to yellowfire & paulwall,until dirt stole their ethernet cables and spiked models.

     "Thinkin' about cannibalism", Wake said wistfully.   MELTEN FACES are needed to assist with dressing midget hermaphrodite whores hiding under ksoul's flapping jaw.  Yellowfire joined the pub complaining about his 1v1 loss to Marla Singer.  Yellowfire then pulled a Paulwall crying about his lack of skill and clean underwear. Cake ate cold soup with crackers and almost choked on Paulwall's left thumb, which had previously been inserted into the gapping wound on his insane looking anus flaps.

       The wingspan of a European Swallow is small compared to Linda Lovelace when she had gotten snakes genital warts.  Alka reared Worm's goldfish while polishing Riles' car with Hydrogen Sulfide and excremented diapers.  Magnifico!  Blood was found to be bitter and unsatisifying like a date with either Freak or Freak's alter ego, "Mister Hashish McReefer".

     In the name of all that, I pray to id Software and alka's 95% rail that my wallhacks will remain undetected, but my mom ate blueberry swazzlesticks that Pappa Smurf stole from Smurfette's boyfriend paulwall then took a dump on targets chest.

     Worm detected the stench of Legend's braised short ribs marinating in Shrimp's sweat and unspeakable new computer chair. Dirt's nice save, Shrimp's too sweet to homeless monkeys used by NASA's head programming departments. Monkeys having sex with h0ps' ears, nose and throat doctor caused baby monkey to begin shooting $lasher's petite girl'ish figure with quad amp chaingun.  Now Lydia’s jealous that someone else has his 8X, so, in retaliation, he grapples quad then forgets to use his mouse while a handgrenade, from Marla's purse blows his entire bicycle onto his Riles is dumb.

     "Riles is dumb," rage yelled insistently.  "Worm is dumb", rage yelled insistently. Worm banned Canada since we own the biggest record for whining alot. In other news, shallow and pedantic bea's unnamed cat, Allota Fagina, gorged Chip and Dales' dancers for ksoul.

This angered TheCleaner so he decided to clean his left testicle with a fork and toothbrush. He said "If only my nuts didn't receed!  Amarris & Freak slapped dirt in there dreams! Upside of the whole squirming squid pizza that dregs ordered from Starvin Marvin's.

     Then came jaquio, in a pink too too because ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. Ain't no doubt that Legend rules the kiddie pool by kicking children like amarris, freak and DavidOrtiz while they are drowning in doodoo.  Dirt laughs at Legends shaved legs and hairless sphincter that reeks of a foul pedophile scent.  Jaquio blames PaulWall for cheating again while touching his sticky mouse buttons and churning butter in yellowfires kitchen made of cardboard, leather & lace.  "Whatcha cookin?", Angry politely asked Marla who was busy cooking nades in beurre blanc sauce! "Don't eat that!" said $lasher's mother, "your girlish figure is attracting boys that play tiddlywinks!"

     Rusty stripped naked and flexed his 2 inch python to sabotage legends old wrinkled miniature ksoul voodoo doll tied around his rear view mirror. "ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. I am retarded!", said Blackberry triumphantly. As yellowfire's ugly chair farted frenetically $lasher was rubbing his mouse crying "ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid!" Jesus wept.

     Meanwhile, WORM finally realized ksoul is stupid. "$lasher has big green boogers hanging in his butt."  Lydia and paulwall screamed "fuck railgun!"  I like turtles, Martinis & Donuts as they went to the Mexican douche bag recycling butt plug factory. PaulWall was being sexy as usual to his mirror tonguing himself while his baggy pants were ripped by lydias chaingun again.

     Unfortunately, Riles was hooked on ebonics after eating doodoo that DK's puppy took from $lasher's brillo-paded facial hair and sandpaper-like skin. "Screw the jew!!!" said Legend, as he hoisted Marla onto his one trick pony.  A jukebox appeared, and started playing "It's Raning Men!"  Jumping for joy, Wake became aroused and asked Marla what 'raning' meant.

     At this point, Marla was confused about worms skillZ and his aliases.  She then opted to play Q2 while Christmas shopping with her Rocket-Launcher pointed backwards firing up the anus of EVILGIRL'S pet toy tonka truck. However, this time Twitch started screaming like a bitch yelling "admin abuse!" Suddenly Hops appeared, was ownin newbs, but also sucking down a beer, "near-beer for minors," with his buddy old as dirt which drank "Jack Daniels." It was bad for hops and WORM. who dominated each other homosexually in T!'s daydreams of fara faucet & David Hasselhoff! Then Twitch realized a game ruiner named WORM. was farting uncontrollably rapidly banning people bitching that he was an old fart.

After some pills, he banned everyone playing.

"THE END IS NEAR!" said ksoul as he owned noobs railing in the middle Ksoul "sighed" as Rusty``` got banned for conduct unbecoming, a dog humping WORM.'s favorite admin:

[Legend]

One day, while I was naked, the world trembled from Worm's severe blueberry muffins and Marla Singers favourite pastime: eating the hearts of grenade spamming, skilless newbs.  War of 1812 began when aliens that were Canadian followed John Candy to Niagara Falls in a barrel filled with sushi and Canadian oil for their snow blowers.  The currency exchange anonymity fucked up when Ksoul lost a noodle fight with Blackberry.

     Strippers danced around the slimey oil-covered Hops in drag queen clothes with $lasher in the middle of ripping WORM a new Tony Bennett CD. Legend began to bathe Degen using a face cloth with boric acid, but Legend decided to pull a YellowFire and disconnected.  "I like lamp," shouted DK who also likes to play with dolls made out of latex and thumbtacks. "Enie, Meanie, Minee, Rootie, Tootie, Fresh, and Fruity", said the prostitute who licked my navel.  Worm got jealous and started screaming then shot both his penis and alkas tongue because ACME's server lag, caused by snake, the meanie who caused an earthquake who began to destroy ksoul's mojo.

     Out of nowhere, Lydia came running screaming "MY QUAD REMAINS FLACCID" and pole vaulted over the Grand Canyon wearing nothing but assless leather chaps.  They belonged to yellowfire & paulwall,until dirt stole their ethernet cables and spiked models.

     "Thinkin' about cannibalism", Wake said wistfully.   MELTEN FACES are needed to assist with dressing midget hermaphrodite whores hiding under ksoul's flapping jaw.  Yellowfire joined the pub complaining about his 1v1 loss to Marla Singer.  Yellowfire then pulled a Paulwall crying about his lack of skill and clean underwear. Cake ate cold soup with crackers and almost choked on Paulwall's left thumb, which had previously been inserted into the gapping wound on his insane looking anus flaps.

       The wingspan of a European Swallow is small compared to Linda Lovelace when she had gotten snakes genital warts.  Alka reared Worm's goldfish while polishing Riles' car with Hydrogen Sulfide and excremented diapers.  Magnifico!  Blood was found to be bitter and unsatisifying like a date with either Freak or Freak's alter ego, "Mister Hashish McReefer".

     In the name of all that, I pray to id Software and alka's 95% rail that my wallhacks will remain undetected, but my mom ate blueberry swazzlesticks that Pappa Smurf stole from Smurfette's boyfriend paulwall then took a dump on targets chest.

     Worm detected the stench of Legend's braised short ribs marinating in Shrimp's sweat and unspeakable new computer chair. Dirt's nice save, Shrimp's too sweet to homeless monkeys used by NASA's head programming departments. Monkeys having sex with h0ps' ears, nose and throat doctor caused baby monkey to begin shooting $lasher's petite girl'ish figure with quad amp chaingun.  Now Lydia’s jealous that someone else has his 8X, so, in retaliation, he grapples quad then forgets to use his mouse while a handgrenade, from Marla's purse blows his entire bicycle onto his Riles is dumb.

     "Riles is dumb," rage yelled insistently.  "Worm is dumb", rage yelled insistently. Worm banned Canada since we own the biggest record for whining alot. In other news, shallow and pedantic bea's unnamed cat, Allota Fagina, gorged Chip and Dales' dancers for ksoul.

This angered TheCleaner so he decided to clean his left testicle with a fork and toothbrush. He said "If only my nuts didn't receed!  Amarris & Freak slapped dirt in there dreams! Upside of the whole squirming squid pizza that dregs ordered from Starvin Marvin's.

     Then came jaquio, in a pink too too because ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. Ain't no doubt that Legend rules the kiddie pool by kicking children like amarris, freak and DavidOrtiz while they are drowning in doodoo.  Dirt laughs at Legends shaved legs and hairless sphincter that reeks of a foul pedophile scent.  Jaquio blames PaulWall for cheating again while touching his sticky mouse buttons and churning butter in yellowfires kitchen made of cardboard, leather & lace.  "Whatcha cookin?", Angry politely asked Marla who was busy cooking nades in beurre blanc sauce! "Don't eat that!" said $lasher's mother, "your girlish figure is attracting boys that play tiddlywinks!"

     Rusty stripped naked and flexed his 2 inch python to sabotage legends old wrinkled miniature ksoul voodoo doll tied around his rear view mirror. "ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. I am retarded!", said Blackberry triumphantly. As yellowfire's ugly chair farted frenetically $lasher was rubbing his mouse crying "ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid!" Jesus wept.

     Meanwhile, WORM finally realized ksoul is stupid. "$lasher has big green boogers hanging in his butt."  Lydia and paulwall screamed "fuck railgun!"  I like turtles, Martinis & Donuts as they went to the Mexican douche bag recycling butt plug factory. PaulWall was being sexy as usual to his mirror tonguing himself while his baggy pants were ripped by lydias chaingun again.

     Unfortunately, Riles was hooked on ebonics after eating doodoo that DK's puppy took from $lasher's brillo-paded facial hair and sandpaper-like skin. "Screw the jew!!!" said Legend, as he hoisted Marla onto his one trick pony.  A jukebox appeared, and started playing "It's Raning Men!"  Jumping for joy, Wake became aroused and asked Marla what 'raning' meant.

     At this point, Marla was confused about worms skillZ and his aliases.  She then opted to play Q2 while Christmas shopping with her Rocket-Launcher pointed backwards firing up the anus of EVILGIRL'S pet toy tonka truck. However, this time Twitch started screaming like a bitch yelling "admin abuse!" Suddenly Hops appeared, was ownin newbs, but also sucking down a beer, "near-beer for minors," with his buddy old as dirt which drank "Jack Daniels." It was bad for hops and WORM. who dominated each other homosexually in T!'s daydreams of fara faucet & David Hasselhoff! Then Twitch realized a game ruiner named WORM. was farting uncontrollably rapidly banning people bitching that he was an old fart.

After some pills, he banned everyone playing.

"THE END IS NEAR!" said ksoul as he owned noobs railing in the middle Ksoul "sighed" as Rusty``` got banned for conduct unbecoming, a dog humping WORM.'s favorite admin: banned Riles for

[WORM]

One day, while I was naked, the world trembled from Worm's severe blueberry muffins and Marla Singers favourite pastime: eating the hearts of grenade spamming, skilless newbs.  War of 1812 began when aliens that were Canadian followed John Candy to Niagara Falls in a barrel filled with sushi and Canadian oil for their snow blowers.  The currency exchange anonymity fucked up when Ksoul lost a noodle fight with Blackberry.

     Strippers danced around the slimey oil-covered Hops in drag queen clothes with $lasher in the middle of ripping WORM a new Tony Bennett CD. Legend began to bathe Degen using a face cloth with boric acid, but Legend decided to pull a YellowFire and disconnected.  "I like lamp," shouted DK who also likes to play with dolls made out of latex and thumbtacks. "Enie, Meanie, Minee, Rootie, Tootie, Fresh, and Fruity", said the prostitute who licked my navel.  Worm got jealous and started screaming then shot both his penis and alkas tongue because ACME's server lag, caused by snake, the meanie who caused an earthquake who began to destroy ksoul's mojo.

     Out of nowhere, Lydia came running screaming "MY QUAD REMAINS FLACCID" and pole vaulted over the Grand Canyon wearing nothing but assless leather chaps.  They belonged to yellowfire & paulwall,until dirt stole their ethernet cables and spiked models.

     "Thinkin' about cannibalism", Wake said wistfully.   MELTEN FACES are needed to assist with dressing midget hermaphrodite whores hiding under ksoul's flapping jaw.  Yellowfire joined the pub complaining about his 1v1 loss to Marla Singer.  Yellowfire then pulled a Paulwall crying about his lack of skill and clean underwear. Cake ate cold soup with crackers and almost choked on Paulwall's left thumb, which had previously been inserted into the gapping wound on his insane looking anus flaps.

       The wingspan of a European Swallow is small compared to Linda Lovelace when she had gotten snakes genital warts.  Alka reared Worm's goldfish while polishing Riles' car with Hydrogen Sulfide and excremented diapers.  Magnifico!  Blood was found to be bitter and unsatisifying like a date with either Freak or Freak's alter ego, "Mister Hashish McReefer".

     In the name of all that, I pray to id Software and alka's 95% rail that my wallhacks will remain undetected, but my mom ate blueberry swazzlesticks that Pappa Smurf stole from Smurfette's boyfriend paulwall then took a dump on targets chest.

     Worm detected the stench of Legend's braised short ribs marinating in Shrimp's sweat and unspeakable new computer chair. Dirt's nice save, Shrimp's too sweet to homeless monkeys used by NASA's head programming departments. Monkeys having sex with h0ps' ears, nose and throat doctor caused baby monkey to begin shooting $lasher's petite girl'ish figure with quad amp chaingun.  Now Lydia’s jealous that someone else has his 8X, so, in retaliation, he grapples quad then forgets to use his mouse while a handgrenade, from Marla's purse blows his entire bicycle onto his Riles is dumb.

     "Riles is dumb," rage yelled insistently.  "Worm is dumb", rage yelled insistently. Worm banned Canada since we own the biggest record for whining alot. In other news, shallow and pedantic bea's unnamed cat, Allota Fagina, gorged Chip and Dales' dancers for ksoul.

This angered TheCleaner so he decided to clean his left testicle with a fork and toothbrush. He said "If only my nuts didn't receed!  Amarris & Freak slapped dirt in there dreams! Upside of the whole squirming squid pizza that dregs ordered from Starvin Marvin's.

     Then came jaquio, in a pink too too because ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. Ain't no doubt that Legend rules the kiddie pool by kicking children like amarris, freak and DavidOrtiz while they are drowning in doodoo.  Dirt laughs at Legends shaved legs and hairless sphincter that reeks of a foul pedophile scent.  Jaquio blames PaulWall for cheating again while touching his sticky mouse buttons and churning butter in yellowfires kitchen made of cardboard, leather & lace.  "Whatcha cookin?", Angry politely asked Marla who was busy cooking nades in beurre blanc sauce! "Don't eat that!" said $lasher's mother, "your girlish figure is attracting boys that play tiddlywinks!"

     Rusty stripped naked and flexed his 2 inch python to sabotage legends old wrinkled miniature ksoul voodoo doll tied around his rear view mirror. "ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. I am retarded!", said Blackberry triumphantly. As yellowfire's ugly chair farted frenetically $lasher was rubbing his mouse crying "ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid!" Jesus wept.

     Meanwhile, WORM finally realized ksoul is stupid. "$lasher has big green boogers hanging in his butt."  Lydia and paulwall screamed "fuck railgun!"  I like turtles, Martinis & Donuts as they went to the Mexican douche bag recycling butt plug factory. PaulWall was being sexy as usual to his mirror tonguing himself while his baggy pants were ripped by lydias chaingun again.

     Unfortunately, Riles was hooked on ebonics after eating doodoo that DK's puppy took from $lasher's brillo-paded facial hair and sandpaper-like skin. "Screw the jew!!!" said Legend, as he hoisted Marla onto his one trick pony.  A jukebox appeared, and started playing "It's Raning Men!"  Jumping for joy, Wake became aroused and asked Marla what 'raning' meant.

     At this point, Marla was confused about worms skillZ and his aliases.  She then opted to play Q2 while Christmas shopping with her Rocket-Launcher pointed backwards firing up the anus of EVILGIRL'S pet toy tonka truck. However, this time Twitch started screaming like a bitch yelling "admin abuse!" Suddenly Hops appeared, was ownin newbs, but also sucking down a beer, "near-beer for minors," with his buddy old as dirt which drank "Jack Daniels." It was bad for hops and WORM. who dominated each other homosexually in T!'s daydreams of fara faucet & David Hasselhoff! Then Twitch realized a game ruiner named WORM. was farting uncontrollably rapidly banning people bitching that he was an old fart.

After some pills, he banned everyone playing.

"THE END IS NEAR!" said ksoul as he owned noobs railing in the middle Ksoul "sighed" as Rusty``` got banned for conduct unbecoming, a dog humping WORM.'s favorite admin: banned Riles for losing his religion.

[leper]

One day, while I was naked, the world trembled from Worm's severe blueberry muffins and Marla Singers favourite pastime: eating the hearts of grenade spamming, skilless newbs.  War of 1812 began when aliens that were Canadian followed John Candy to Niagara Falls in a barrel filled with sushi and Canadian oil for their snow blowers.  The currency exchange anonymity fucked up when Ksoul lost a noodle fight with Blackberry.

     Strippers danced around the slimey oil-covered Hops in drag queen clothes with $lasher in the middle of ripping WORM a new Tony Bennett CD. Legend began to bathe Degen using a face cloth with boric acid, but Legend decided to pull a YellowFire and disconnected.  "I like lamp," shouted DK who also likes to play with dolls made out of latex and thumbtacks. "Enie, Meanie, Minee, Rootie, Tootie, Fresh, and Fruity", said the prostitute who licked my navel.  Worm got jealous and started screaming then shot both his penis and alkas tongue because ACME's server lag, caused by snake, the meanie who caused an earthquake who began to destroy ksoul's mojo.

     Out of nowhere, Lydia came running screaming "MY QUAD REMAINS FLACCID" and pole vaulted over the Grand Canyon wearing nothing but assless leather chaps.  They belonged to yellowfire & paulwall,until dirt stole their ethernet cables and spiked models.

     "Thinkin' about cannibalism", Wake said wistfully.   MELTEN FACES are needed to assist with dressing midget hermaphrodite whores hiding under ksoul's flapping jaw.  Yellowfire joined the pub complaining about his 1v1 loss to Marla Singer.  Yellowfire then pulled a Paulwall crying about his lack of skill and clean underwear. Cake ate cold soup with crackers and almost choked on Paulwall's left thumb, which had previously been inserted into the gapping wound on his insane looking anus flaps.

       The wingspan of a European Swallow is small compared to Linda Lovelace when she had gotten snakes genital warts.  Alka reared Worm's goldfish while polishing Riles' car with Hydrogen Sulfide and excremented diapers.  Magnifico!  Blood was found to be bitter and unsatisifying like a date with either Freak or Freak's alter ego, "Mister Hashish McReefer".

     In the name of all that, I pray to id Software and alka's 95% rail that my wallhacks will remain undetected, but my mom ate blueberry swazzlesticks that Pappa Smurf stole from Smurfette's boyfriend paulwall then took a dump on targets chest.

     Worm detected the stench of Legend's braised short ribs marinating in Shrimp's sweat and unspeakable new computer chair. Dirt's nice save, Shrimp's too sweet to homeless monkeys used by NASA's head programming departments. Monkeys having sex with h0ps' ears, nose and throat doctor caused baby monkey to begin shooting $lasher's petite girl'ish figure with quad amp chaingun.  Now Lydia’s jealous that someone else has his 8X, so, in retaliation, he grapples quad then forgets to use his mouse while a handgrenade, from Marla's purse blows his entire bicycle onto his Riles is dumb.

     "Riles is dumb," rage yelled insistently.  "Worm is dumb", rage yelled insistently. Worm banned Canada since we own the biggest record for whining alot. In other news, shallow and pedantic bea's unnamed cat, Allota Fagina, gorged Chip and Dales' dancers for ksoul.

This angered TheCleaner so he decided to clean his left testicle with a fork and toothbrush. He said "If only my nuts didn't receed!  Amarris & Freak slapped dirt in there dreams! Upside of the whole squirming squid pizza that dregs ordered from Starvin Marvin's.

     Then came jaquio, in a pink too too because ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. Ain't no doubt that Legend rules the kiddie pool by kicking children like amarris, freak and DavidOrtiz while they are drowning in doodoo.  Dirt laughs at Legends shaved legs and hairless sphincter that reeks of a foul pedophile scent.  Jaquio blames PaulWall for cheating again while touching his sticky mouse buttons and churning butter in yellowfires kitchen made of cardboard, leather & lace.  "Whatcha cookin?", Angry politely asked Marla who was busy cooking nades in beurre blanc sauce! "Don't eat that!" said $lasher's mother, "your girlish figure is attracting boys that play tiddlywinks!"

     Rusty stripped naked and flexed his 2 inch python to sabotage legends old wrinkled miniature ksoul voodoo doll tied around his rear view mirror. "ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. I am retarded!", said Blackberry triumphantly. As yellowfire's ugly chair farted frenetically $lasher was rubbing his mouse crying "ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid!" Jesus wept.

     Meanwhile, WORM finally realized ksoul is stupid. "$lasher has big green boogers hanging in his butt."  Lydia and paulwall screamed "fuck railgun!"  I like turtles, Martinis & Donuts as they went to the Mexican douche bag recycling butt plug factory. PaulWall was being sexy as usual to his mirror tonguing himself while his baggy pants were ripped by lydias chaingun again.

     Unfortunately, Riles was hooked on ebonics after eating doodoo that DK's puppy took from $lasher's brillo-paded facial hair and sandpaper-like skin. "Screw the jew!!!" said Legend, as he hoisted Marla onto his one trick pony.  A jukebox appeared, and started playing "It's Raning Men!"  Jumping for joy, Wake became aroused and asked Marla what 'raning' meant.

     At this point, Marla was confused about worms skillZ and his aliases.  She then opted to play Q2 while Christmas shopping with her Rocket-Launcher pointed backwards firing up the anus of EVILGIRL'S pet toy tonka truck. However, this time Twitch started screaming like a bitch yelling "admin abuse!" Suddenly Hops appeared, was ownin newbs, but also sucking down a beer, "near-beer for minors," with his buddy old as dirt which drank "Jack Daniels." It was bad for hops and WORM. who dominated each other homosexually in T!'s daydreams of fara faucet & David Hasselhoff! Then Twitch realized a game ruiner named WORM. was farting uncontrollably rapidly banning people bitching that he was an old fart.

After some pills, he banned everyone playing.

"THE END IS NEAR!" said ksoul as he owned noobs railing in the middle Ksoul "sighed" as Rusty``` got banned for conduct unbecoming, a dog humping WORM.'s favorite admin: banned Riles for losing his religion. WORM said "Not

[NiTeMaRe WaLKeR]

One day, while I was naked, the world trembled from Worm's severe blueberry muffins and Marla Singers favourite pastime: eating the hearts of grenade spamming, skilless newbs.  War of 1812 began when aliens that were Canadian followed John Candy to Niagara Falls in a barrel filled with sushi and Canadian oil for their snow blowers.  The currency exchange anonymity fucked up when Ksoul lost a noodle fight with Blackberry.

     Strippers danced around the slimey oil-covered Hops in drag queen clothes with $lasher in the middle of ripping WORM a new Tony Bennett CD. Legend began to bathe Degen using a face cloth with boric acid, but Legend decided to pull a YellowFire and disconnected.  "I like lamp," shouted DK who also likes to play with dolls made out of latex and thumbtacks. "Enie, Meanie, Minee, Rootie, Tootie, Fresh, and Fruity", said the prostitute who licked my navel.  Worm got jealous and started screaming then shot both his penis and alkas tongue because ACME's server lag, caused by snake, the meanie who caused an earthquake who began to destroy ksoul's mojo.

     Out of nowhere, Lydia came running screaming "MY QUAD REMAINS FLACCID" and pole vaulted over the Grand Canyon wearing nothing but assless leather chaps.  They belonged to yellowfire & paulwall,until dirt stole their ethernet cables and spiked models.

     "Thinkin' about cannibalism", Wake said wistfully.   MELTEN FACES are needed to assist with dressing midget hermaphrodite whores hiding under ksoul's flapping jaw.  Yellowfire joined the pub complaining about his 1v1 loss to Marla Singer.  Yellowfire then pulled a Paulwall crying about his lack of skill and clean underwear. Cake ate cold soup with crackers and almost choked on Paulwall's left thumb, which had previously been inserted into the gapping wound on his insane looking anus flaps.

       The wingspan of a European Swallow is small compared to Linda Lovelace when she had gotten snakes genital warts.  Alka reared Worm's goldfish while polishing Riles' car with Hydrogen Sulfide and excremented diapers.  Magnifico!  Blood was found to be bitter and unsatisifying like a date with either Freak or Freak's alter ego, "Mister Hashish McReefer".

     In the name of all that, I pray to id Software and alka's 95% rail that my wallhacks will remain undetected, but my mom ate blueberry swazzlesticks that Pappa Smurf stole from Smurfette's boyfriend paulwall then took a dump on targets chest.

     Worm detected the stench of Legend's braised short ribs marinating in Shrimp's sweat and unspeakable new computer chair. Dirt's nice save, Shrimp's too sweet to homeless monkeys used by NASA's head programming departments. Monkeys having sex with h0ps' ears, nose and throat doctor caused baby monkey to begin shooting $lasher's petite girl'ish figure with quad amp chaingun.  Now Lydia’s jealous that someone else has his 8X, so, in retaliation, he grapples quad then forgets to use his mouse while a handgrenade, from Marla's purse blows his entire bicycle onto his Riles is dumb.

     "Riles is dumb," rage yelled insistently.  "Worm is dumb", rage yelled insistently. Worm banned Canada since we own the biggest record for whining alot. In other news, shallow and pedantic bea's unnamed cat, Allota Fagina, gorged Chip and Dales' dancers for ksoul.

This angered TheCleaner so he decided to clean his left testicle with a fork and toothbrush. He said "If only my nuts didn't receed!  Amarris & Freak slapped dirt in there dreams! Upside of the whole squirming squid pizza that dregs ordered from Starvin Marvin's.

     Then came jaquio, in a pink too too because ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. Ain't no doubt that Legend rules the kiddie pool by kicking children like amarris, freak and DavidOrtiz while they are drowning in doodoo.  Dirt laughs at Legends shaved legs and hairless sphincter that reeks of a foul pedophile scent.  Jaquio blames PaulWall for cheating again while touching his sticky mouse buttons and churning butter in yellowfires kitchen made of cardboard, leather & lace.  "Whatcha cookin?", Angry politely asked Marla who was busy cooking nades in beurre blanc sauce! "Don't eat that!" said $lasher's mother, "your girlish figure is attracting boys that play tiddlywinks!"

     Rusty stripped naked and flexed his 2 inch python to sabotage legends old wrinkled miniature ksoul voodoo doll tied around his rear view mirror. "ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. I am retarded!", said Blackberry triumphantly. As yellowfire's ugly chair farted frenetically $lasher was rubbing his mouse crying "ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid!" Jesus wept.

     Meanwhile, WORM finally realized ksoul is stupid. "$lasher has big green boogers hanging in his butt."  Lydia and paulwall screamed "fuck railgun!"  I like turtles, Martinis & Donuts as they went to the Mexican douche bag recycling butt plug factory. PaulWall was being sexy as usual to his mirror tonguing himself while his baggy pants were ripped by lydias chaingun again.

     Unfortunately, Riles was hooked on ebonics after eating doodoo that DK's puppy took from $lasher's brillo-paded facial hair and sandpaper-like skin. "Screw the jew!!!" said Legend, as he hoisted Marla onto his one trick pony.  A jukebox appeared, and started playing "It's Raning Men!"  Jumping for joy, Wake became aroused and asked Marla what 'raning' meant.

     At this point, Marla was confused about worms skillZ and his aliases.  She then opted to play Q2 while Christmas shopping with her Rocket-Launcher pointed backwards firing up the anus of EVILGIRL'S pet toy tonka truck. However, this time Twitch started screaming like a bitch yelling "admin abuse!" Suddenly Hops appeared, was ownin newbs, but also sucking down a beer, "near-beer for minors," with his buddy old as dirt which drank "Jack Daniels." It was bad for hops and WORM. who dominated each other homosexually in T!'s daydreams of fara faucet & David Hasselhoff! Then Twitch realized a game ruiner named WORM. was farting uncontrollably rapidly banning people bitching that he was an old fart.

After some pills, he banned everyone playing.

"THE END IS NEAR!" said ksoul as he owned noobs railing in the middle Ksoul "sighed" as Rusty``` got banned for conduct unbecoming, a dog humping WORM.'s favorite admin: banned Riles for losing his religion. WORM said "Not one more word

[YellowFire]

One day, while I was naked, the world trembled from Worm's severe blueberry muffins and Marla Singers favourite pastime: eating the hearts of grenade spamming, skilless newbs.  War of 1812 began when aliens that were Canadian followed John Candy to Niagara Falls in a barrel filled with sushi and Canadian oil for their snow blowers.  The currency exchange anonymity fucked up when Ksoul lost a noodle fight with Blackberry.

     Strippers danced around the slimey oil-covered Hops in drag queen clothes with $lasher in the middle of ripping WORM a new Tony Bennett CD. Legend began to bathe Degen using a face cloth with boric acid, but Legend decided to pull a YellowFire and disconnected.  "I like lamp," shouted DK who also likes to play with dolls made out of latex and thumbtacks. "Enie, Meanie, Minee, Rootie, Tootie, Fresh, and Fruity", said the prostitute who licked my navel.  Worm got jealous and started screaming then shot both his penis and alkas tongue because ACME's server lag, caused by snake, the meanie who caused an earthquake who began to destroy ksoul's mojo.

     Out of nowhere, Lydia came running screaming "MY QUAD REMAINS FLACCID" and pole vaulted over the Grand Canyon wearing nothing but assless leather chaps.  They belonged to yellowfire & paulwall,until dirt stole their ethernet cables and spiked models.

     "Thinkin' about cannibalism", Wake said wistfully.   MELTEN FACES are needed to assist with dressing midget hermaphrodite whores hiding under ksoul's flapping jaw.  Yellowfire joined the pub complaining about his 1v1 loss to Marla Singer.  Yellowfire then pulled a Paulwall crying about his lack of skill and clean underwear. Cake ate cold soup with crackers and almost choked on Paulwall's left thumb, which had previously been inserted into the gapping wound on his insane looking anus flaps.

       The wingspan of a European Swallow is small compared to Linda Lovelace when she had gotten snakes genital warts.  Alka reared Worm's goldfish while polishing Riles' car with Hydrogen Sulfide and excremented diapers.  Magnifico!  Blood was found to be bitter and unsatisifying like a date with either Freak or Freak's alter ego, "Mister Hashish McReefer".

     In the name of all that, I pray to id Software and alka's 95% rail that my wallhacks will remain undetected, but my mom ate blueberry swazzlesticks that Pappa Smurf stole from Smurfette's boyfriend paulwall then took a dump on targets chest.

     Worm detected the stench of Legend's braised short ribs marinating in Shrimp's sweat and unspeakable new computer chair. Dirt's nice save, Shrimp's too sweet to homeless monkeys used by NASA's head programming departments. Monkeys having sex with h0ps' ears, nose and throat doctor caused baby monkey to begin shooting $lasher's petite girl'ish figure with quad amp chaingun.  Now Lydia’s jealous that someone else has his 8X, so, in retaliation, he grapples quad then forgets to use his mouse while a handgrenade, from Marla's purse blows his entire bicycle onto his Riles is dumb.

     "Riles is dumb," rage yelled insistently.  "Worm is dumb", rage yelled insistently. Worm banned Canada since we own the biggest record for whining alot. In other news, shallow and pedantic bea's unnamed cat, Allota Fagina, gorged Chip and Dales' dancers for ksoul.

This angered TheCleaner so he decided to clean his left testicle with a fork and toothbrush. He said "If only my nuts didn't receed!  Amarris & Freak slapped dirt in there dreams! Upside of the whole squirming squid pizza that dregs ordered from Starvin Marvin's.

     Then came jaquio, in a pink too too because ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. Ain't no doubt that Legend rules the kiddie pool by kicking children like amarris, freak and DavidOrtiz while they are drowning in doodoo.  Dirt laughs at Legends shaved legs and hairless sphincter that reeks of a foul pedophile scent.  Jaquio blames PaulWall for cheating again while touching his sticky mouse buttons and churning butter in yellowfires kitchen made of cardboard, leather & lace.  "Whatcha cookin?", Angry politely asked Marla who was busy cooking nades in beurre blanc sauce! "Don't eat that!" said $lasher's mother, "your girlish figure is attracting boys that play tiddlywinks!"

     Rusty stripped naked and flexed his 2 inch python to sabotage legends old wrinkled miniature ksoul voodoo doll tied around his rear view mirror. "ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. I am retarded!", said Blackberry triumphantly. As yellowfire's ugly chair farted frenetically $lasher was rubbing his mouse crying "ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid!" Jesus wept.

     Meanwhile, WORM finally realized ksoul is stupid. "$lasher has big green boogers hanging in his butt."  Lydia and paulwall screamed "fuck railgun!"  I like turtles, Martinis & Donuts as they went to the Mexican douche bag recycling butt plug factory. PaulWall was being sexy as usual to his mirror tonguing himself while his baggy pants were ripped by lydias chaingun again.

     Unfortunately, Riles was hooked on ebonics after eating doodoo that DK's puppy took from $lasher's brillo-paded facial hair and sandpaper-like skin. "Screw the jew!!!" said Legend, as he hoisted Marla onto his one trick pony.  A jukebox appeared, and started playing "It's Raning Men!"  Jumping for joy, Wake became aroused and asked Marla what 'raning' meant.

     At this point, Marla was confused about worms skillZ and his aliases.  She then opted to play Q2 while Christmas shopping with her Rocket-Launcher pointed backwards firing up the anus of EVILGIRL'S pet toy tonka truck. However, this time Twitch started screaming like a bitch yelling "admin abuse!" Suddenly Hops appeared, was ownin newbs, but also sucking down a beer, "near-beer for minors," with his buddy old as dirt which drank "Jack Daniels." It was bad for hops and WORM. who dominated each other homosexually in T!'s daydreams of fara faucet & David Hasselhoff! Then Twitch realized a game ruiner named WORM. was farting uncontrollably rapidly banning people bitching that he was an old fart.

After some pills, he banned everyone playing.

"THE END IS NEAR!" said ksoul as he owned noobs railing in the middle Ksoul "sighed" as Rusty``` got banned for conduct unbecoming, a dog humping WORM.'s favorite admin: banned Riles for losing his religion. WORM said "Not one more word, or I'll start

[stab]

One day, while I was naked, the world trembled from Worm's severe blueberry muffins and Marla Singers favourite pastime: eating the hearts of grenade spamming, skilless newbs.  War of 1812 began when aliens that were Canadian followed John Candy to Niagara Falls in a barrel filled with sushi and Canadian oil for their snow blowers.  The currency exchange anonymity fucked up when Ksoul lost a noodle fight with Blackberry.

     Strippers danced around the slimey oil-covered Hops in drag queen clothes with $lasher in the middle of ripping WORM a new Tony Bennett CD. Legend began to bathe Degen using a face cloth with boric acid, but Legend decided to pull a YellowFire and disconnected.  "I like lamp," shouted DK who also likes to play with dolls made out of latex and thumbtacks. "Enie, Meanie, Minee, Rootie, Tootie, Fresh, and Fruity", said the prostitute who licked my navel.  Worm got jealous and started screaming then shot both his penis and alkas tongue because ACME's server lag, caused by snake, the meanie who caused an earthquake who began to destroy ksoul's mojo.

     Out of nowhere, Lydia came running screaming "MY QUAD REMAINS FLACCID" and pole vaulted over the Grand Canyon wearing nothing but assless leather chaps.  They belonged to yellowfire & paulwall,until dirt stole their ethernet cables and spiked models.

     "Thinkin' about cannibalism", Wake said wistfully.   MELTEN FACES are needed to assist with dressing midget hermaphrodite whores hiding under ksoul's flapping jaw.  Yellowfire joined the pub complaining about his 1v1 loss to Marla Singer.  Yellowfire then pulled a Paulwall crying about his lack of skill and clean underwear. Cake ate cold soup with crackers and almost choked on Paulwall's left thumb, which had previously been inserted into the gapping wound on his insane looking anus flaps.

       The wingspan of a European Swallow is small compared to Linda Lovelace when she had gotten snakes genital warts.  Alka reared Worm's goldfish while polishing Riles' car with Hydrogen Sulfide and excremented diapers.  Magnifico!  Blood was found to be bitter and unsatisifying like a date with either Freak or Freak's alter ego, "Mister Hashish McReefer".

     In the name of all that, I pray to id Software and alka's 95% rail that my wallhacks will remain undetected, but my mom ate blueberry swazzlesticks that Pappa Smurf stole from Smurfette's boyfriend paulwall then took a dump on targets chest.

     Worm detected the stench of Legend's braised short ribs marinating in Shrimp's sweat and unspeakable new computer chair. Dirt's nice save, Shrimp's too sweet to homeless monkeys used by NASA's head programming departments. Monkeys having sex with h0ps' ears, nose and throat doctor caused baby monkey to begin shooting $lasher's petite girl'ish figure with quad amp chaingun.  Now Lydia’s jealous that someone else has his 8X, so, in retaliation, he grapples quad then forgets to use his mouse while a handgrenade, from Marla's purse blows his entire bicycle onto his Riles is dumb.

     "Riles is dumb," rage yelled insistently.  "Worm is dumb", rage yelled insistently. Worm banned Canada since we own the biggest record for whining alot. In other news, shallow and pedantic bea's unnamed cat, Allota Fagina, gorged Chip and Dales' dancers for ksoul.

This angered TheCleaner so he decided to clean his left testicle with a fork and toothbrush. He said "If only my nuts didn't receed!  Amarris & Freak slapped dirt in there dreams! Upside of the whole squirming squid pizza that dregs ordered from Starvin Marvin's.

     Then came jaquio, in a pink too too because ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. Ain't no doubt that Legend rules the kiddie pool by kicking children like amarris, freak and DavidOrtiz while they are drowning in doodoo.  Dirt laughs at Legends shaved legs and hairless sphincter that reeks of a foul pedophile scent.  Jaquio blames PaulWall for cheating again while touching his sticky mouse buttons and churning butter in yellowfires kitchen made of cardboard, leather & lace.  "Whatcha cookin?", Angry politely asked Marla who was busy cooking nades in beurre blanc sauce! "Don't eat that!" said $lasher's mother, "your girlish figure is attracting boys that play tiddlywinks!"

     Rusty stripped naked and flexed his 2 inch python to sabotage legends old wrinkled miniature ksoul voodoo doll tied around his rear view mirror. "ksoul is stupid. ksoul is stupid. I am retarded!", said Blackberry triumphantly. As yellowfire's ugly chair farted frenetically $lasher was rubbing his mouse crying "ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid! ksoul is stupid!" Jesus wept.

     Meanwhile, WORM finally realized ksoul is stupid. "$lasher has big green boogers hanging in his butt."  Lydia and paulwall screamed "fuck railgun!"  I like turtles, Martinis & Donuts as they went to the Mexican douche bag recycling butt plug factory. PaulWall was being sexy as usual to his mirror tonguing himself while his baggy pants were ripped by lydias chaingun again.

     Unfortunately, Riles was hooked on ebonics after eating doodoo that DK's puppy took from $lasher's brillo-paded facial hair and sandpaper-like skin. "Screw the jew!!!" said Legend, as he hoisted Marla onto his one trick pony.  A jukebox appeared, and started playing "It's Raning Men!"  Jumping for joy, Wake became aroused and asked Marla what 'raning' meant.

     At this point, Marla was confused about worms skillZ and his aliases.  She then opted to play Q2 while Christmas shopping with her Rocket-Launcher pointed backwards firing up the anus of EVILGIRL'S pet toy tonka truck. However, this time Twitch started screaming like a bitch yelling "admin abuse!" Suddenly Hops appeared, was ownin newbs, but also sucking down a beer, "near-beer for minors," with his buddy old as dirt which drank "Jack Daniels." It was bad for hops and WORM. who dominated each other homosexually in T!'s daydreams of fara faucet & David Hasselhoff! Then Twitch realized a game ruiner named WORM. was farting uncontrollably rapidly banning people bitching that he was an old fart.

After some pills, he banned everyone playing.

"THE END IS NEAR!" said ksoul as he owned noobs railing in the middle Ksoul "sighed" as Rusty``` got banned for conduct unbecoming, a dog humping WORM.'s favorite admin: banned Riles for losing his religion. WORM said "Not one more word, or I'll start reviving old threads."