101 reasons why peewee fails at life

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[amarris]

1. he spends time trying to argue about shit that is so fucking stupid his own wife would slap him, because he actually goes to the trouble to find citations even though, no one even gives a fuck. poor bastard

[DK]

2. his posts are novels, tbh

[peewee_RotA]

Woohoo, I have my own hate thread..

oh wait
...
http://www.wormlair.com/forum/index.php?topic=1762.0
...

Doing something original every once in a while might be great

[DK]

Woohoo, I have my own hate thread..

oh wait
...
http://www.wormlair.com/forum/index.php?topic=1762.0
...

Doing something original every once in a while might be great

*sigh*

Peewee, this is an original thread. 101 reasons why you fail at life.  That other post you refer to was Smeagol informing us about your masturbation in public.

[zorak]

Woohoo, I have my own hate thread..

oh wait
...
http://www.wormlair.com/forum/index.php?topic=1762.0
...

Doing something original every once in a while might be great

*sigh*

Peewee, this is an original thread. 101 reasons why you fail at life.  That other post you refer to was Smeagol informing us about your masturbation in public.

not only that, but you're both straying off topic.

3.  He sucks at super smash brothers.

[zorak]

4.  he has a picture of willie nelson as his avatar.

[zorak]

5.  he has no appreciation for music, in fact... he may be tone deaf.

[zorak]

6.  he spends his days researching mortality incidents involving aquatic creatures.

[zorak]

7.  he masturbates in public. ++shame!

[zorak]

Doing something original every once in a while might be great

8.  sentences like this sound fucking stupid.

[Wake]

He's retarded anymore.

[zorak]

He's retarded anymore.

Was that number 9, or just a side note?

[Wake]

Now that you mention it:

9. He's retarded anymore. (Poor grammatical ability.)

[amarris]

10. i heard the priest at his church touched him as a little boy, and he liked it

[DK]

11. i heard that he submits 90% of the articles to wikipedia.com

[peewee_RotA]

12.

[zorak]

13.  he responds to a thread about why he fails at life with another good reason for why he fails at life.

[RUSTY```]

14. He's my friend

[peewee_RotA]

Hi rusty!

15. (He tries to do stuff better left to DK)

[zorak]

Hi RUSTY```... btw thanks for being the only person on this board who has spare change.

[zorak]

11. i heard that he submits 90% of the articles to wikipedia.com

16.  he moderates, edits, and rejects the other 10%.

[peewee_RotA]

17. Because he can't even get 101 posts in his hate thread

[amarris]

18. he probably looks like peewee herman in real life, which i would wish upon no one

[The Cleaner]

19.? He doesn't shoot heads.?



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[r3c0n]

101 reasons why amarris is only 12.

1. Making immature shit like this.

[amarris]

20. peewee and recon are best friends IRL

[r3c0n]

2. amarris' tag says his age

[DK]

21. peewee and r3c0n talk to each other on myspace

[amarris]

22. people pick YF for a match game over peewee

[old-as-dirt]

22. people pick YF for a match game over peewee

Now that's sad, I would rather have a fence post on my team instead of yf!

At least the fence post will be there at the end of the game insteat of quitting at the first chance because your team went down a cap or two...



dirt

[r3c0n]

22. people pick YF for a match game over peewee

Now that's sad, I would rather have a fence post on my team instead of yf!

At least the fence post will be there at the end of the game insteat of quitting at the first chance because your team went down a cap or two...



dirt

dirt, i love you man... you crack me up, all the put downs to yf 

[r3c0n]

21. peewee and r3c0n talk to each other on myspace

you say that as if it's a bad thing... but no i dont talk to him on myspace, only here.

[amarris]

23. recon defends peewee, still a lose lose situation

[r3c0n]

23. recon defends peewee, still a lose lose situation

doesnt matter either way... someone has to stick by his side. even though some of his posts are like novels  "We Ride together we die together"

[Wake]

"We Ride together we die together"

What the fuck?

[amarris]

"We Ride together we die together"

What the fuck?

i thought god didnt accept homosexuals? :/

[peewee_RotA]

22. people pick YF for a match game over peewee

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True

doesn't matter either way... someone has to stick by his side. even though some of his posts are like novels ? "We Ride together we die together"

It was the best of times it was the worst of times and so after alienating themselves and banding together, the one known as Recon joined forces with the ridiculed one known as peewee. They rode together and they died together. Bound by not much more than a shared religion and a habitual overflowing technique, responding to every single one of the 101 statements.

...Call me Ishmael

[zorak]

24. He changes subject lines when he replies if he doesn't want to read naughty talk.

[zorak]

25.  He's amish.

[zorak]

26.  And he's a furry.  An Amish Furry.

[WORM]

Just so you know, peewee, titles are not given out willy-nilly here, they are earned. You should feel honored being one of the elite. 

[dregs]

willy-nilly

go on...

[zorak]

27.  [22:49] <DK> haha you should make a post #. peewee eats nubcake for breakfast.

[h0ps]

28. Peewee never got serious.

[YellowFire]

Yeah PeeWee: If you get Sirius, you can listen to Howard Stern 

[<[SLY]>]

i'm still confused as to why you all are on peewee.

[alka]

i'm still confused as to why you all are on peewee.

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And alka the name isn't showing up anywhere yet, but last season the big buz was about a guy who kept yelling "Simon, you need jesus" and then he pulled out his fals "crunk" and said "This one is for the camers" put them back in and said "And this one is for your mama"

If you missed that then you're dumb or didn't watch. In fact they showed it several times, especially during the finally. This year it was crazy dave. Last year it was "the crunk guy" and the year before was William Hung. I'm convinced that you didn't actually watch more than the one episode if you still don't know what I'm talking about.

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peewee.. you mean the "can ya dig it!!!" guy??!! why didn't you just say so? yes he was hilarious and yes i did watch it and negative on the dumb part. That happened within the first few episodes on ai, how would i possibly remember him saying something as forgetable as "you need jesus"? now when he started stomping around saying "can ya dig it?!?",, ahhhh i'll remember that forever and ever.

now this started off being a pleasant conversation about something or another, and i initially directed my question of "did you watch it last year" towards rage anway. i had a really shitty day at work and i just walked in the door after breaking my back for over 15 hours and the first post i read is some fucker that's been registered here for less than 2 godamn months calling me dumb. yeah.. that's just wonderful. since this is in the smack section i would like to take this moment to say fuck off peewee,, and i hope that one day in the near future you are forced to run butt ass naked through a cornfield backwards.

And I blame it all on :

No introduction Necessary
http://www.wormlair.com/forum/index.php?topic=1679.msg22682#msg22682

That's where absolutley retarded words like "pwn" "w00t" and "The Cleaner" come from

+applaud

I must say, you fit right in here.   

And anyone who takes this post serius can look at the last sentense in qoute #3 
(The above sentence was for you DK, knock yourself out)

[DK]

i'm still confused as to why you all are on peewee.

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http://www.wormlair.com/forum/index.php?topic=1734.msg23503#msg23505

And alka the name isn't showing up anywhere yet, but last season the big buz was about a guy who kept yelling "Simon, you need jesus" and then he pulled out his fals "crunk" and said "This one is for the camers" put them back in and said "And this one is for your mama"

If you missed that then you're dumb or didn't watch. In fact they showed it several times, especially during the finally. This year it was crazy dave. Last year it was "the crunk guy" and the year before was William Hung. I'm convinced that you didn't actually watch more than the one episode if you still don't know what I'm talking about.

Followed by...

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peewee.. you mean the "can ya dig it!!!" guy??!! why didn't you just say so? yes he was hilarious and yes i did watch it and negative on the dumb part. That happened within the first few episodes on ai, how would i possibly remember him saying something as forgetable as "you need jesus"? now when he started stomping around saying "can ya dig it?!?",, ahhhh i'll remember that forever and ever.

now this started off being a pleasant conversation about something or another, and i initially directed my question of "did you watch it last year" towards rage anway. i had a really shitty day at work and i just walked in the door after breaking my back for over 15 hours and the first post i read is some fucker that's been registered here for less than 2 godamn months calling me dumb. yeah.. that's just wonderful. since this is in the smack section i would like to take this moment to say fuck off peewee,, and i hope that one day in the near future you are forced to run butt ass naked through a cornfield backwards.

And I blame it all on :

No introduction Necessary
http://www.wormlair.com/forum/index.php?topic=1679.msg22682#msg22682

That's where absolutley retarded words like "pwn" "w00t" and "The Cleaner" come from

+applaud

I must say, you fit right in here.   

And anyone who takes this post serius can look at the last sentense in qoute #3 
(The above sentence was for you DK, knock yourself out)

serious*
sentence*
quote*

[alka]

Thanks DK.. knew I could count on you 

[The Cleaner]

i'm still confused as to why you all are on peewee.

Paragraph 2
Sentence 1
http://www.wormlair.com/forum/index.php?topic=1734.msg23503#msg23505

And alka the name isn't showing up anywhere yet, but last season the big buz was about a guy who kept yelling "Simon, you need jesus" and then he pulled out his fals "crunk" and said "This one is for the camers" put them back in and said "And this one is for your mama"

If you missed that then you're dumb or didn't watch. In fact they showed it several times, especially during the finally. This year it was crazy dave. Last year it was "the crunk guy" and the year before was William Hung. I'm convinced that you didn't actually watch more than the one episode if you still don't know what I'm talking about.

Followed by...

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Sentence ALL
http://www.wormlair.com/forum/index.php?topic=1734.msg23522#msg23522

peewee.. you mean the "can ya dig it!!!" guy??!! why didn't you just say so? yes he was hilarious and yes i did watch it and negative on the dumb part. That happened within the first few episodes on ai, how would i possibly remember him saying something as forgetable as "you need jesus"? now when he started stomping around saying "can ya dig it?!?",, ahhhh i'll remember that forever and ever.

now this started off being a pleasant conversation about something or another, and i initially directed my question of "did you watch it last year" towards rage anway. i had a really shitty day at work and i just walked in the door after breaking my back for over 15 hours and the first post i read is some fucker that's been registered here for less than 2 godamn months calling me dumb. yeah.. that's just wonderful. since this is in the smack section i would like to take this moment to say fuck off peewee,, and i hope that one day in the near future you are forced to run butt ass naked through a cornfield backwards.

And I blame it all on :

No introduction Necessary
http://www.wormlair.com/forum/index.php?topic=1679.msg22682#msg22682

That's where absolutley retarded words like "pwn" "w00t" and "The Cleaner" come from

+applaud

I must say, you fit right in here.? ?

And anyone who takes this post serius can look at the last sentense in qoute #3?
(The above sentence was for you DK, knock yourself out)

serious*
sentence*
quote*

Die Cleanser, Das haben wir gleich!  Ihr entkommt mir nicht!!!!!

[zorak]

Uh... let's try to stay on topic guys.  We can't have this straying.

29.  When he dresses up like a furry, he just poops and pees in his suit because that's what a real animal would do and it would take to long to get the suit off.

[zorak]

30.  He's not even a member.

[The Cleaner]

31.  "The Cleaner" is not a word, but rather an article and a verb.