Is this Yellowfire guy for real?

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[DK]

Hmm..he is like a puppy dog that is so damn ugly..he ends up being cute.

In this case, Yellowfire is so damn annoying, but ends up just being a joke to the whole Q2 server....LOL

Me and drunkisM were having fun earlier, asking what his old aliases were...Which he reluctantly will not give out!  Hmmm...

Damn does this guy whine and bitch..it reminds me of when I was in 6th grade.

I find it quite funny, that I recently started playing Q2 in January.. (I used to play 24/7 back in 99-02 but quit for awhile)  but since my comeback...everytime I've been in the server with YF...I have more points than him.... HMMMM   oops.

Of course, then the excuses come up:
Newbbbbwbwbbb!!!!
I just joined the game
I was not even trying!
I was on offense!
This map is teh sux0rz.
I love cock in my butt.

He has yet to prove that he is the undefeated master...and loves to bash even the best players on the server.

Yellowfire this is all I have to say to you...

[Wake]

That's a pretty good picture.  I...I like that.

[ekauq]

how do you post pics here  

[Wake]

I just use the "Img" box up at the top of the window.  I believe you have to link to an offsite url but I'm not sure.  That's usually how I do it.  Just click "Img", insert the url, then hit "Img" again.

[S!]

HaHaHa DK that's funny!

[YellowFire]

The only reason I've been bitching lately is because of the new maps.

Everytime I join the server, a couple of newbs start antagonizing me (in this case, DK and Drunkism). Imagine Mike Tyson walking into a bar, and all of the bums start harassing him, thinking they can knock out a former heavyweight champion. Same situation here.

DK do you play offense or defense? Defense? Ok then.
Everyone knows I am an offense hound. The only map I ALWAYS play defense on is Outlands (one of my personal favorites). Obviously defense = double points. Next time you're on the server with me, I personally guarantee that I WILL outscore you.

Now go back to finding homosexual pictures to post on here. Maybe Legend can help you out.

[dilldo]

Next time you're on the server with me, I personally guarantee that I WILL outscore you.

mental note made.

can we raise the stakes on this?  how about we add your famous bullshit line to this:

"Next time you're on the server with me, I personally guarantee that I WILL outscore you or i will quit q2 forever."

sounds good to me.  sign if you support this revision to the yellowfire challenge.

[RidetheLag]

<caps>HOLY SHIT PPL DONT YOU GET THAT YELLLOW IS JUST SOME GUY ACTING A CHARACTER, ITS POINTLESS TO DISCUSS WITH HIM</caps>

[ekauq]

nods.

yellowfire pwns all those mental midgets who actually take him at face value and accept all his remarks seriously (dilldo, linus, majin, rage, naveed, DK, drunkism, h0ps come to mind foremost).    

it's hard to believe there are still so many dumbasses who wanna 1v1 him, or boast about outscoring him, or demand proof that yf's actually been playing since '98--all the while visibly shaking with anger.

it's hilarious to watch yf bend these fools like pretzels around his little pinky until they become apoplectic.

here's a quarter, go buy a clue folks.

[Targe+]

Who is YellowFire?


Targe(+)

[ex]

yellowfire is the greatest quake 2 god of all time, that's who he is!  his ownage makes everyone wish they were him.  his level of play is off the charts!  we all wish we could be like him, for he is the epitome of what quake 2 should be!  all bow down...all bow down...

 

[DK]

DK do you play offense or defense? Defense? Ok then.
Everyone knows I am an offense hound. The only map I ALWAYS play defense on is Outlands (one of my personal favorites). Obviously defense = double points. Next time you're on the server with me, I personally guarantee that I WILL outscore you.

LOL...WTF?  Since when have I played defense?  Obviously you ignore the fact that I cap a lot of flags.  Why did you answer your own question, that was directed to me, without my answer?

But I don't think I've ever seen you cap.

it's hard to believe there are still so many dumbasses who wanna 1v1 him, or boast about outscoring him, or demand proof that yf's actually been playing since '98--all the while visibly shaking with anger.

Nah, I'm not angry.  It's funny and annoying at the same time.  And I thought I should make a funny smack thread, and use that picture I've been wanting to use for awhile.

[YellowFire]

I'm a character actor now? Thats news to me... I thought I was just being myself.

DK: The only reason you could have outscored me is if you were playing defense, which you most likely were. Then again, maybe you only outscored me by a few frags, I don't remember. Either way, it will most likely never happen again. Luck comes and luck goes, get used to it.

You say you've been wanting to use that picture for awhile now? You're a LIAR... we all know you've been masturbating to that image. If tube socks could talk...

[DK]

I'm a character actor now? Thats news to me... I thought I was just being myself.

DK: The only reason you could have outscored me is if you were playing defense, which you most likely were. Then again, maybe you only outscored me by a few frags, I don't remember. Either way, it will most likely never happen again. Luck comes and luck goes, get used to it.

You say you've been wanting to use that picture for awhile now? You're a LIAR... we all know you've been masturbating to that image. If tube socks could talk...

Why would you use a tube sock?  They have a rough texture..too rough for my penis.  Maybe you are not using so silky soft vaginas, and moer accustomed to the socks..

And, as mentioned above, YF, I do not play defense.

[YellowFire]

"Maybe you are not using so silky soft vaginas, and moer accustomed to the socks.. "
I won't even attempt to decipher that.
Basically, you're not denying the fact that you masturbated to the image, correct?

If you really weren't playing defense, then how were you able to get a higher score? Answer that, wise guy.

[DK]

"Maybe you are not using so silky soft vaginas, and moer accustomed to the socks.. "
I won't even attempt to decipher that.
Basically, you're not denying the fact that you masturbated to the image, correct?

If you really weren't playing defense, then how were you able to get a higher score? Answer that, wise guy.

LOL, What do you not understand about what I said?  I don't use socks to masturbate because they are so rough.  I would rather use a vagina, which is silky soft.  

How was I able to get a higher score than you, and not be on defense?  

Well, it is called having skill, and also not talking during the entire game, like you do.

[zorak]

"Maybe you are not using so silky soft vaginas, and moer accustomed to the socks.. "
I won't even attempt to decipher that.
Basically, you're not denying the fact that you masturbated to the image, correct?

If you really weren't playing defense, then how were you able to get a higher score? Answer that, wise guy.

LOL, What do you not understand about what I said?  I don't use socks to masturbate because they are so rough.  I would rather use a vagina, which is silky soft.  

How was I able to get a higher score than you, and not be on defense?  

Well, it is called having skill, and also not talking during the entire game, like you do.

wouldn't having sex with oh so silky soft vaginas not qualify as masturbation?

[YellowFire]

You? Have skill? BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You're a funny man, hopefully you don't actually believe that.

[DK]

You? Have skill? BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You're a funny man, hopefully you don't actually believe that.

Well...considering I always score higher than you, and I am not on defense (like you always say I am...)  I know I am like a newbie, only been playing again since January.  But..I'm doing pretty good, to surpass your skill of being undefeated since 98.

[YellowFire]

LOL no wonder you suck so much, you're a dumbass newb. You actually think you're better than me just because you outscored me once? You were most likely playing defense. It will take ALOT more than that before you can claim to be better than me. NOBODY can make that claim, not now, not never. I don't mean to brag, but its a FACT. Get over it!

Next time you're on the server, I will not only outscore you, but I will also PWN you -  again, and again, and again, and again, and again, again, and again, and again, and again, again, and again, and again, and again.
You know it, too, whether you want to admit it or not. Get the hint?

[DK]

LOL no wonder you suck so much, you're a dumbass newb. You actually think you're better than me just because you outscored me once? You were most likely playing defense. It will take ALOT more than that before you can claim to be better than me. NOBODY can make that claim, not now, not never. I don't mean to brag, but its a FACT. Get over it!

Next time you're on the server, I will not only outscore you, but I will also PWN you -  again, and again, and again, and again, and again, again, and again, and again, and again, again, and again, and again, and again.
You know it, too, whether you want to admit it or not. Get the hint?

...Actually I outscored you more than once, quite a few times.
And also, I do not play defense... how many times do I have to repeat that?  LOL.. Funny thing also...while playing one of the Lock maps earlier..I think it was "Tyrants."  I was specing you...and you never left blue base once....adn you were on blue team?  Wow...Kick ass offense dude!

I really wish you would give up the act? Please, for all of us here at the server?

[DK]

Also, yellowfire, if you were so good and undefeated...wouldn't you be like...#1 on the ACME server stat list?  not 900 and something....

...compared to my 200 something....

[YellowFire]

Maybe you outscored some of the YellowFakes. People use my name all the time (wanna-be's). The real me has a 19-21 ping. I know for a FACT that you cannot outscore me, you're not fooling anyone, give it up - nobody believes you.

The "Tyrants" map sucks, I was just waiting for red to cap out. Try specing me on the more familiar maps, THEN you will see me kick ass.

You will see why everyone consider's me to be the best Q2 player around.
Thank you for playing.

[DK]

Maybe you outscored some of the YellowFakes. People use my name all the time (wanna-be's). The real me has a 19-21 ping. I know for a FACT that you cannot outscore me, you're not fooling anyone, give it up - nobody believes you.

The "Tyrants" map sucks, I was just waiting for red to cap out. Try specing me on the more familiar maps, THEN you will see me kick ass.

You will see why everyone consider's me to be the best Q2 player around.
Thank you for playing.

Well..I know it wasn't a YellowFake..because it was you complaing and bitching saying that I would never outscore you again.

[YellowFire]

Well now I know it definately wasn't me, because I don't recall talking to you on the server yesterday. Remember, look for the 19-21 ping. Anything else is just a fake wanna-be.

BTW, as far as me being at the bottom of the list on the ACME STATS page is concerned, its quite simple. I am what you would call a "weekend warrior". I don't play much on weekdays, mostly on weekends. The average person plays more than me. I'm sure WORM can back me up on this: The fact of the matter is that the more you play, the higher you rank.

When the stats page was first created, I experimented a bit... I played more games than usual, every day, and wound up getting a rank of 23 out of 500. Not bad, eh? (I have proof if you don't believe me). I could easily rank 1 if I really wanted to, its not hard.
As for you? You're hopeless... now go away, nobody likes you.

[Wake]

The stats page means less than nothing.  Or...was it "the word of an old fool like you is worth less than nothing..."  I can't remember.

Kill Bill 2 > You.

[DK]

Well now I know it definately wasn't me, because I don't recall talking to you on the server yesterday. Remember, look for the 19-21 ping. Anything else is just a fake wanna-be.

BTW, as far as me being at the bottom of the list on the ACME STATS page is concerned, its quite simple. I am what you would call a "weekend warrior". I don't play much on weekdays, mostly on weekends. The average person plays more than me. I'm sure WORM can back me up on this: The fact of the matter is that the more you play, the higher you rank.

When the stats page was first created, I experimented a bit... I played more games than usual, every day, and wound up getting a rank of 23 out of 500. Not bad, eh? (I have proof if you don't believe me). I could easily rank 1 if I really wanted to, its not hard.
As for you? You're hopeless... now go away, nobody likes you.

The fact of the matter is that I play more than you?  LOL... check out the "Time Played" column.  See that I have barely played at all

Pwned!

[YellowFire]

I seriously doubt that I played 15 hours of Q2 during that time period. I know I was specing alot, but I'm sure people were using my name as well. Time alone does not equal a high rank... several other factors come into play as well. Wake said it best: It means nothing.

GG

[RUSTY```]

If you really weren't playing defense, then how were you able to get a higher score? Answer that, wise guy.

I love you

[shrimp]

LoL RUSTY

[ex]

yellowfire rocks.

[drunkism]

man...this shit is too funny. Yf sucks on neuro, clones, lush, caco, bleteys, mckinley, stronghold, smelter, samurai...

yf, to show your true 'skill' why dont you ever go to the match server and play a pickup? show people that have true skill how good you are. I've never seen you in there. The other day volo came in and 2v2'd some guys, he barely got 50 pts w/ 4 captures for his team, oh btw his team8 was sanity who had over 140 pts..

4-2 red team wins..

red team
140+ - sanity
50     - volo

blue team
70 - someguy
70 - someguy

goes to show that volo is just a spammer/camper/idiot with no teamplay skills. I believe that you too yellow show the same characteristics. And btw, people dont use your name they use 'YellowFireSucks' or 'YFisGay' no1 wants to use your name..you make yourself look stupid enough w/o others having to try at it. And btw, you do play on the weekdays and 'Weekend Warrior' sounds like you're gay..

[ekauq]

drunkism may just be the dumbest creature on the planet.

[drunkism]

heh...

engineers aren't stupid..fewl

[YellowFire]

I suck on all those maps? LOL!
Funny... I was thinking the same thing about you. I guess one of us is wrong, and I'm positive it isn't me.
I was on the match server on Sunday, and attempted to join a pickup game several times. They kept forcing me out, and eventually I got banned.
Don't compare me with Volo, he is a camping, spamming newb.
And people DO use my name. I've been on the server several times with other Yellowfire's. Anyone who uses my name or any variation of my name is considered a wanna-be.
I only play maybe one or two games on weekdays, I don't stick around.
Now go annoy someone else, dumbass.

[drunkism]

yf..just judging by your avatar I can tell you're retarded

[YellowFire]

Whats wrong with my avatar? It's not as bad as yours...

You and a panda have alot in common... you both have black eyes! (after I beat you up, of course).

[Targe+]

Honestly thought - who is yellowfire?

Targe(+)

[YellowFire]

Target:
http://yellowfire.20megsfree.com/YellowFire.htm

[drunkism]

lead pipe to your head would be quite nice

[Targe+]

Wow I feel stupider for going to your sight. And yet I know less about you. WHO ARE YOU?!?

Targe(+)

PS wonder how many times ive been the nub of the week? Is there a nub of the year?

[<[SLY]>]

heh...

engineers aren't stupid..fewl

what field in engineering r u in?

[ekauq]

most likely sanitation engineering.

[DK]

Anyone ever watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
Yellowfire is like the Mooninites.  Here are some of their quotes.

"We have advanced beyond all rules!"

"We don't listen to people who don't like us!"

"You are primitive, we are not impressed."

Just a few.

[<[SLY]>]

Anyone ever watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
Yellowfire is like the Mooninites.  Here are some of their quotes.

"We have advanced beyond all rules!"

"We don't listen to people who don't like us!"

"You are primitive, we are not impressed."

Just a few.

lmao, so true

[ekauq]

even better than the mooninites on A.T.H.F. is the 'drunkism' character, a gruff but lovable panda that cleverly refutes all of the mooninites' claims.  
here is a sampling of his devastating rebuttals:

"We have advanced beyond all rules!"

drunkism: "no you haven't."

"We don't listen to people who don't like us!"

drunkism: "yes you do."

"You are primitive, we are not impressed."

drunkism: "nuh uh, you're wrong and i can prove it with my l33t engineering theoremz."

[Sister Mary]

drunkism, are you a real locomative engineer??? And are the rr retirement watches really made of gold? I like your whistle .....



 

[drunkism]

actually aerospace..for those of you who don't know.
Aerospace deals with space and the aerospace vehicles which do include missles. Right now I can write a program that could land a needle next to the acme server and cut the cord that connects it to the internet...

[DK]

actually aerospace..for those of you who don't know.
Aerospace deals with space and the aerospace vehicles which do include missles. Right now I can write a program that could land a needle next to the acme server and cut the cord that connects it to the internet...

Prove it.

[WORM]

Sooo, drunk, are you working on the "Star Wars" missle defense system that has been declared "operational" now even though the tests always fail???

[drunkism]

lol no worm thank god though =)

[YellowFire]

Thats quite a scary concept if its true... It's obviously dangerous for village idiots to have that kind of knowledge.

[drunkism]

yellow, I wouldn't waste my time with you. we already have a program that calculates lat/longitude and how long it takes to go from point a to point b with a certain altitude and velocity, and dive speed and climb speeds

[drunkism]

also btw yf, that 'game yesterday that you so eagerly tried to kill just naveed' you may have spammed some rockets but since i was there i know that you bitched and bitched at people to switch teams so you could go to your precious blue team. Idiot. You killed nav once..when he respawned and was right next to you. I know because i was watching. You are so bad, 7 year seasoned vet? You probably dont even know where the invulnerability is on the frag pipe. q2dm3. that is w/o trying to find it. Someone who has played the game that long would know that they truely suck if they are still that bad. Come to railwarz sometime..i'll give you a server ip, and i'll show you how bad you suck. Since you're so great any mod should do Right? So when you're done licking your wounds you can come back to all weapons and cry like the retard that you are and take your meds and go into a fucking coma. I seriously hope you overdose in the next few days on them and go into one. Would be so much easier for you not to exist. And if you do it on purpose then you truely own

[DK]

also btw yf, that 'game yesterday that you so eagerly tried to kill just naveed' you may have spammed some rockets but since i was there i know that you bitched and bitched at people to switch teams so you could go to your precious blue team. Idiot. You killed nav once..when he respawned and was right next to you. I know because i was watching. You are so bad, 7 year seasoned vet? You probably dont even know where the invulnerability is on the frag pipe. q2dm3. that is w/o trying to find it. Someone who has played the game that long would know that they truely suck if they are still that bad. Come to railwarz sometime..i'll give you a server ip, and i'll show you how bad you suck. Since you're so great any mod should do Right? So when you're done licking your wounds you can come back to all weapons and cry like the retard that you are and take your meds and go into a fucking coma. I seriously hope you overdose in the next few days on them and go into one. Would be so much easier for you not to exist. And if you do it on purpose then you truely own

LoL...I love me some railwarz...post up the IP and date/time..I'd like to join in on the YF bashing.

[YellowFire]

Umm, I killed him a hell of alot more than twice. If anyone tells you differently, they are lying. Maybe WORM can check the server logs for us? Check how many times Naveed was killed by YellowFire, and post here. Please WORM?
I don't play stupid maps like the frag pipe. Give me the IP to railwarz so I can shut you up.
You're the one that needs medication, not me. You're obviously very disturbed, go seek some help. Maybe we should all band together and have you committed? Get you in a straight jacket and thrown into a padded cell? Would you like that?

[drunkism]

um, you wouldn't last a few seconds in railwarz with me, but ok..

[GoB] Railwarz Server|36ms|69.31.6.63:27910

the one i play at most of the time..see you later most likely

[ex]

lol...yellowfire's hilarious...owns everyone but never 1v1's cuz he "already owns them" ...a legend in his own mind...yf won't even 1v1 me, wtf?

and btw, I don't think nav has played in months so even if yf did do better than him (which I doubt completely), it's not like it means anything.  Yellow, you should seriously consider suicide, it's not like it's a bad option for you at this point...because if this is as good as you get after 7 years...?  lol...

[YellowFire]

Freak: 1v1 any time. You think I'm afraid to face you? LOL! You suck, big time.
Stop making excuses for Naveed. This is exactly why beating so-called "elite players" means absolutely nothing. You idiots come up with excuse after excuse, and will STILL claim that I suck, no matter WHO I beat.
You would like suicide, wouldn't you? One less oldschool veteran to kick your ass... I know how you think.

[drunkism]

yellow, here we can go 1on1. Meet me at in the middle of the two starbucks in houston texas. They are like back to back. be there on june 14th at 7pm. We will have a go

btw, who is GOOD in your books..other than you (who's never played any1 1v1..if you have won any 1v1's show us a screenshot)

[ex]

I was stating a fact on reality, not making excuses.  Of course, I don't need to make excuses for anyone...I mean, naveed, hops, joem, ebonfade, Wake...pretty much anyone...they all own you, it's as simple as that.  Fuck dude, half of the pubbers own you as well, let alone the match players...even Shelly would put you in your place dude...just face it, you're terrible.

and I was saying suicide because that's about the best thing for you right now.  "One less oldschool veteran"...more like One less oldschool newb... If I played for as long as you did and suck as bad as you, I'd consider suicide.  Fuck, if I played for only a year or two and suck as bad as you, I'd consider it.

Anytime though?  Ok.  Let's 1v1 tonight.  I promise to be nice and let you have one cap...after I've done 10 on you of course.  I don't see the point though...you're just terrible...lol.

[ebonfade]

Its funny when YellowFire comes on vent. He talks real low and tries to sound cool, but he ends up sounding like a disgruntled youth with social issues(which make sense, since he is).

That is of course, if you can get him to talk, he usually wont say anything(scared I guess?) but if you talk enough shit to him, then he starts getting mad.

Of course, challenging here does no good, as we had a 15 minute debacle where Wake said "Lets go right now", to which he replied "Anyone, Anytime" but failed to show at the server. Wake says "Me, NOW!". YF with his usuall rhetoric "Anyone, anytime". This went on for the aformentioned 15 minutes or so before Wake gave up.

Kinda sad really.

[drunkism]

shelly would do more than rape him...shelly is pretty fucking good dude

[DK]

shelly would do more than rape him...shelly is pretty fucking good dude

Someone has been playing as Shelly recently  

[ex]

yea yea I know...but this is the smack forum...I didn't want to break the mood...thanks drunk =P

So anyway...yellowfire, 1v1, tonight?  Or today, whatever, I'm gonna be on all day prolly, just come find me...unless of course, I'm "disqualified" or something like that

[drunkism]

no...we were playing with shelly one night on vent and she was pretty good..

[drunkism]

hehe i know

[Wake]

[DK]

[YellowFire]

One at a time, people!

btw, who is GOOD in your books..other than you (who's never played any1 1v1..if you have won any 1v1's show us a screenshot

I am not going to name any active players that I consider good, I don't want to boost anyones ego. As far as inactive players go, I think John Romero, Killcreek and Thresh are pretty good. I myself would pay to see a dream matchup of YellowFire vs. Thresh.

It's funny how all freak says is "you're terrible, you suck" without providing any kind of backup. If everybody supposedly "owns" me, then how do you explain the fact that I have been undefeated in 1on1 competition since 1998?! It is a simple fact like that destroys all your arguments, GG nice try.

Its funny when YellowFire comes on vent. He talks real low and tries to sound cool, but he ends up sounding like a disgruntled youth with social issues(which make sense, since he is). ... Of course, challenging here does no good, as we had a 15 minute debacle where Wake said "Lets go right now", to which he replied "Anyone, Anytime" but failed to show at the server. Wake says "Me, NOW!". YF with his usuall rhetoric "Anyone, anytime". This went on for the aformentioned 15 minutes or so before Wake gave up.

ebon: I'd rather sound disgruntled than sound like a blazing homosexual like you and h0ps. You should be honored to have me there.
Of course you're going to side with Wake, you're his buddy. He can do no wrong in your eyes, right? The fact of the matter is that Wake is a coward that would never face me 1on1. He is all talk.

Oh, and Shelly sucks. Girls can't play Quake.

[DK]

It's funny how all freak says is "you're terrible, you suck" without providing any kind of backup. If everybody supposedly "owns" me, then how do you explain the fact that I have been undefeated in 1on1 competition since 1998?! It is a simple fact like that destroys all your arguments, GG nice try.

You have yet to offer any proof.  Screenshots, and demos would be helpful in showing your superiority.

[drunkism]

As far as inactive players go, I think John Romero, Killcreek and Thresh are pretty good. I myself would pay to see a dream matchup of YellowFire vs. Thresh.

Ok first off...you listed 3 people.
the 2nd one you listed? Killcreek? her name is Stevie Case and she was in September 2001 issue of Playboy.

Oh, and Shelly sucks. Girls can't play Quake.

you said you dont play frag pipe? that's fine. Remember frag pipe was one of the better q2dm maps that they played in the cpl where thresh and killcreek played. If i remember correctly thresh won John Romero's ferarri ON the frag pipe by playing immortal i think.

[drunkism]

worm this guy has done it now, just ban him so we can move on?

[DK]

As far as inactive players go, I think John Romero, Killcreek and Thresh are pretty good. I myself would pay to see a dream matchup of YellowFire vs. Thresh.

Ok first off...you listed 3 people.
the 2nd one you listed? Killcreek? her name is Stevie Case and she was in September 2001 issue of Playboy.

Oh, and Shelly sucks. Girls can't play Quake.

you said you dont play frag pipe? that's fine. Remember frag pipe was one of the better q2dm maps that they played in the cpl where thresh and killcreek played. If i remember correctly thresh won John Romero's ferarri ON the frag pipe by playing immortal i think.

But drunkism, you forgot, girls can't play Quake2...Stevie is the worst Q2 player of all time!    

[YellowFire]

DK: The problem is that screenshots and demo's would show the names I used in the past (pre-YellowFire). Just focus on the future.

[DK]

DK: The problem is that screenshots and demo's would show the names I used in the past (pre-YellowFire). Just focus on the future.

LOL...you are so deadset on not revealing past aliases, that you would rather go WITHOUT proof that you are undefeated.

[YellowFire]

Actually, Killcreek is the only exception. Besides her, I've never seen a decent female Q2 player.
I haven't played Deathmatch in ages.
Later in the day, I will load up The Frag Pipe and check it out. I probably HAVE played the map alot, just don't remember.

[drunkism]

you have always been yellowfire idiot

[WORM]

you have always been yellowfire idiot

ahhhh! I've always wondered what his last name was, now I know.  

[ex]

eh...whatever...let's 1v1 yf...tonight.  come on, I'll be on...don't be a lil bitch, 1v1...you say you hate empty challanges, yet you're making them yourself...let's go yf.

[The Cleaner]

you have always been yellowfire idiot

ahhhh! I've always wondered what his last name was, now I know.  

Nice one.

[ekauq]

yellowfire doesn't seem his usual self of late.  maybe because worm. admonished him to lighten the fuck up a little, but i miss the old yf.  i'd like to hear some more yf raps too.

[YellowFire]

yellowfire doesn't seem his usual self of late. maybe because worm. admonished him to lighten the fuck up a little, but i miss the old yf. i'd like to hear some more yf raps too.

I'm not my usual self where?? On the server or the forum?
I don't think my behavior has changed much at all, but maybe people are talking less shit to me.

More raps? I have a horrible rapping voice, but I'll think about it.

[S!]

you have always been yellowfire idiot

L0L...priceless

[DK]

you have always been yellowfire idiot

L0L...priceless

I don't rememer writing that?

LOL.

[S!]

Oppy  

Shouldn't go to the pub after work.  Apolgies to Drunkism and you DK....still funny none the less.  

[ekauq]

wait, DK and drunkism are not the same person?

[DK]

wait, DK and drunkism are not the same person?

Actually, we are.


-Dkrunkism.

[zorak]

wait, DK and drunkism are not the same person?

Actually, we are.


-Dkrunkism.

And me and DK are the same person so that makes me, Target+, drunkism and DK all one very sick individual.

[Targe+]

kewl.

Zorak(+)

[WORM]

I am the walrus.

[DK]

wait, DK and drunkism are not the same person?

Actually, we are.


-Dkrunkism.

And me and DK are the same person so that makes me, Target+, drunkism and DK all one very sick individual.

With all forces combined!

DK - GO!
TARGET+ - GO!
DRUNKISM - GO!
ZORAK - GO!

WE FORM TOGETHER TO CREATE....

NUH NUH NUH NUH


UBER-QUAKE PLAYING PERVERTED GUY!!!!!!

[lefty]

I am the walrus.

Goo Goo GaJoob!

[Sister Mary]

Actually, Killcreek is the only exception. Besides her, I've never seen a decent female Q2 player.

I've had it with you yellow!

[YellowFire]

Girls are only good for two things...

1. Sucking at Quake2.

2. Sucking straws.

PS: I think Marla has a crush on me.

[RUSTY```]

Girls are only good for two things...

1. Sucking at Quake2.

2. Sucking straws.

PS: I think Marla has a crush on me.

are you saying you have a pencil dick?

[YellowFire]

Oooohhhh someone edited my post!!
In my original post, the word 'straws' was replaced by something else.
Use your imagination.

[Targe+]

Im a crack baby and therefor have no imagination.

[DK]

Im a crack baby and therefor have no imagination.

Well duh!  Your lack of imagination is VERY obvious, zorak.

[zorak]

damnit, has my other personality been posting on here again?  I need to take my meds...

[Ari]

I am the walrus.

STFU WORM!!

[ex]

rofl...  http://yellowfire.cjb.net/  check out the newb of the week...

YF, are you as dumb IRL as you are on here?  I'd hope you're just an enigma... =p

[YellowFire]

YF, are you as dumb IRL as you are on here? I'd hope you're just an enigma... =p

I'm more of a phenom than an enigma, and therefore should be treated as such every time I join the server. I want to see people yelling "It's the PHENOM! THERE HE IS!"

YellowFire is a kicked-up version of my real personality; what you see is what you get.

[ex]

a kicked up version of your real life personality?  dude, you have no real life personality.  you're phenominal alright...phenominally bad...lol...

[RUSTY```]

thsoe of you guys who are in the yellowfire fanclub, I haven't made a page.. I hate making websites I'll let someone else be in charge of that.  Just when you guys are playing put the [YF#1] tag before or after your name.

[YellowFire]

a kicked up version of your real life personality? dude, you have no real life personality. you're phenominal alright...phenominally bad...lol...

I have no real life personality? How the hell would you know?? Do you know me personally??
I happen to think you're a phenominally bad shit talker.
Now stop wasting my time, loser.

[Targe+]

YF - I think we should hang out sometime. Meet me in the ps room?

Talgo

OH BTW - Make me newb of the week. K thnx.

[YellowFire]

Target: You want me to meet you in the powershield room of some Q2 map??
I'm pretty sure you already were newb of the week... I need to start keeping track. There have been so many.
The current newb of the week, Marla Singer, will probably remain there for two full weeks (she annoys me).

[Targe+]

I would say we could meet in the quad room on my map, but you might drown......wait a second......  

[Sister Mary]

Girls are only good for two things...
Sucking at Quake2 and sucking straws.

...and giving rad sex to wannabes like you, yf? Give it up, dude. The closest you'll ever come to sex with me is kissing your monitor of my avatar, Helena Bonham-Carter. Hope her cigarette puts your eye out!

And BTW:

 

[DK]

Girls are only good for two things...
Sucking at Quake2 and sucking straws.

...and giving rad sex to wannabes like you, yf? Give it up, dude. The closest you'll ever come to sex with me is kissing your monitor of my avatar, Helena Bonham-Carter. Hope her cigarette puts your eye out!

And BTW:

 

At least YF is more powerful than Jesus.

[Wake]

Man, I hope I get into the top 1000 players one day.  It's a long shot for sure.  Maybe I should pray to Jesus, since he's #988.  Maybe he can work some magic and get me to at least #995 or maybe #994.

[DK]

Man, I hope I get into the top 1000 players one day.  It's a long shot for sure.  Maybe I should pray to Jesus, since he's #988.  Maybe he can work some magic and get me to at least #995 or maybe #994.

Top 1000 = t3h s3x.

[YellowFire]

Marla: I sent you an email in response to the stats.

Scroll to the right and check the Time Played column. I played about 15 hours while Marla played around 30 hours. She played TWICE as much as me, and yet still scored only a FEW notches above me.
Conclusion? Marla sucks at Quake2.

You're just itching to ask me out on a date, I can tell.

[RUSTY```]

You're just itching to ask me out on a date, I can tell.

Can I ask you out on a date?

[YellowFire]

The closest you'll ever come to sex with me is...

What gave you the idea I wanted to have sex with you?? Don't flatter yourself. From what I hear, you are a 380-pound goth girl with tattoo's and piercings. Stay away from me... that goes for you too, Rusty. Go back to sucking straws, both of you!

[zorak]

Marla: I sent you an email in response to the stats.

Scroll to the right and check the Time Played column. I played about 15 hours while Marla played around 30 hours. She played TWICE as much as me, and yet still scored only a FEW notches above me.
Conclusion? Marla sucks at Quake2.

You're just itching to ask me out on a date, I can tell.

I preferred the "other people play with my name" excuse.



(actually this whole argument is pointless as those stats are pretty damn meaningless...)

[RUSTY```]

http://yellowfirerocks.blogspot.com/

THIS SITE IS WHAT IS RILLY YELLOWFIRE IS, LAL YOU A$$H0LES DAT THINK YOU KNO EVRYTHIN, YOU DNOT.  YELOW OWNS YOU MARLA!!@#!@8

[Sister Mary]

http://yellowfirerocks.blogspot.com/

THIS SITE IS WHAT IS RILLY YELLOWFIRE IS, LAL YOU A$$H0LES DAT THINK YOU KNO EVRYTHIN, YOU DNOT.  YELOW OWNS YOU MARLA!!@#!@8

OMG!  

[DK]

http://yellowfirerocks.blogspot.com/

THIS SITE IS WHAT IS RILLY YELLOWFIRE IS, LAL YOU A$$H0LES DAT THINK YOU KNO EVRYTHIN, YOU DNOT.  YELOW OWNS YOU MARLA!!@#!@8

OMG!  

Marla how old are you?

Wanna meet up one day?  I live close to Louisiana (Unless of course the LA in your profile means Los Angelos... )

[<[SLY]>]

http://yellowfirerocks.blogspot.com/

THIS SITE IS WHAT IS RILLY YELLOWFIRE IS, LAL YOU A$$H0LES DAT THINK YOU KNO EVRYTHIN, YOU DNOT.  YELOW OWNS YOU MARLA!!@#!@8

OMG!  

Marla how old are you?

Wanna meet up one day?  I love close to Louisiana (Unless of course the LA in your profile means Los Angelos... )

at this point, i'd run like the wind if i were you marla

[Sister Mary]

yellow, I wouldn't waste my time with you. we already have a program that calculates lat/longitude and how long it takes to go from point a to point b with a certain altitude and velocity, and dive speed and climb speeds

Write a program that shoves a missle up yf's butt hole!

[YellowFire]

Leave it up to Marla to quote something from Drunkism that was said OVER A MONTH AND A HALF AGO (MARCH 14)!

You're a little slow, aren't you? Reminds me of your Q2 skills: slow and stupid.

[Targe+]

YF - Remember that one time you (<40 ping) challenged lydia (>300 ping) to a 1-1 match? That was good times.

Talgo+DKZorak

[YellowFire]

Me and Lydia recently played 1on1, and I beat her 4 - 1. The only reason she was able to get 1 cap is because she had amp.
She claimed to be better than me, and I proved her wrong. Maybe the rest of you can learn from Lydia's example.

[Wake]

HOLY WOWZERZ.  I definitely learned.

[Targe+]

I think my sarcasm wasn't as clear as I presumed......

Talgo

BTW good job with the win against Lydia, I doubt anyone else would have succeded there....          

[lefty]

good job yellowfire. keep up with the ownage!

[crow]

Actually, Killcreek is the only exception. Besides her, I've never seen a decent female Q2 player.

I've had it with you yellow!

rofl

[YellowFire]

Marla definately has a future in computer graphic design. I've never seen such an awesome display of talent... all those white lines and realistic-looking blood.

She also has a future in straw sucking.

[ex]

lol...it was funny the other day...I actually was almost a little excited...YF said he'd 1v1 me after Lydia...

What happened yellowfire?  Why'd you leave as soon as the match started?  Did Lydia tire you out?  She's only 11 and on a 300+ ping but I admit she can wear you down after a good...20...minutes...

 

[YellowFire]

I didn't say I would 1v1 you AT THAT VERY MOMENT, now did I?? You're next in line... but we both know that you will be a no-show. Happens every time. Why are you so anxious to lose anyway?

[Wake]

Shut the hell up.  By the way, has anyone seen the movie "Elephant"by Gus Van Sant?  Quite good.

http://www.elephantmovie.com

[DK]

Gay people shouldn't be allowed to play Q2 CTF anyway.
Same goes for women.

<rant>
Just how rude and arrogant yf is can be seen in almost anything he writes. But sticking feathers up his butt and posting his web at our games does not make him a chicken, either. YF,  Worm should make you pay money for every word you type on this forum; then the rest of us would split the money and make you pay asshole tax!</rant>

I think he should be punished for plugging his site on the server all the time.

[YellowFire]

Marla wrote:

YF, Worm should make you pay money for every word you type on this forum; then the rest of us would split the money and make you pay asshole tax!</rant>

Marla: You're full of TWO things:

1. Brilliant Ideas

2. Shit

[YellowFire]

I think he should be punished for plugging his site on the server all the time.

I usually only post the url ONCE after every match. I typically play 3 or 4  matches in a row.
I don't think WORM has a problem with it.

[Wake]

I

[Wake]

think

[Wake]

we

[Wake]

should

[Wake]

continue making this post unecessarily long.

[Targe+]

I concur. Conquor. Conker. Coniffer.  

Talgoi+

[WORM]

I think he should be punished for plugging his site on the server all the time.

I usually only post the url ONCE after every match. I typically play 3 or 4  matches in a row.
I don't think WORM has a problem with it.

I could always add yellowfire.cjb.net to the chat filter.  

Oh, crap! There I go advertising for him, shame on me!  

[joem]

could you add joem to the chat filter? i'd rather not know if people are saying my name

thanks

[RUSTY```]

Gay people shouldn't be allowed to play Q2 CTF anyway.
Same goes for women.

<rant>
Just how rude and arrogant yf is can be seen in almost anything he writes. But sticking feathers up his butt and posting his web at our games does not make him a chicken, either. YF,  Worm should make you pay money for every word you type on this forum; then the rest of us would split the money and make you pay asshole tax!</rant>

I don't care what anyone says, there are NO decent Q2-playing females in existance. They have no business playing a man's sport. Same goes for gay people (except Rusty). Take your panties elsewhere.

Marla, it's your own fault that you aren't an exception like me.

[rage!]

The only map I ALWAYS play defense on is Outlands (one of my personal favorites). Obviously defense = double points.

I think that one pretty much explains itself.  I speced him the whole game too and he was on defence with either the doc or amp 18 - 19 minutes of the game.  Later said the scores were all pretty much even and that T! had caps so that made a difference (he had at most 3 caps, I saw playah get one), so that is an extra 15 points?  Funny.  

[DK]

How long were teams uneven like that?

Yellowfire should have proved his awesome teamwork and undefeated score since 98, and switched to red team and gotten them to win.

[YellowFire]

Rage makes a career out of making himself look stupid.

It's a well-known fact that Outlands is a low-scoring map. On that particular game, I had 65 points. The person above me had 66 points (thats a ONE point difference, in case you cant count). The person above that had 69 points (only FOUR points above me, in case you cant count). Wowee big deal, is that supposed to make me look bad?

Where's my $100

[DK]

Rage makes a career out of making himself look stupid.

It's a well-known fact that Outlands is a low-scoring map. On that particular game, I had 65 points. The person above me had 66 points (thats a ONE point difference, in case you cant count). The person above that had 69 points (only FOUR points above me, in case you cant count). Wowee big deal, is that supposed to make me look bad?

Where's my $100

Well honestly, yes it is supposed to make you look bad.  Considering you have been undefeated since 1998.  You're skill level should be awesome, meaning you should always be #1 on your team, and you should always be #1 on highscores.

And I don't think I've even seen your name as #1 on the highscores....so...wait...that means a lot of people have beaten you.....omg..

[YellowFire]

Nobody can ALWAYS come in first place on a team every single time, thats a ridiculous expectation.

As far as my name not appearing on highscores, well, I'm more of a team player than a fragwhore. I don't play Deathmatch during CTF like most of those people on the highscores list. Also, as we all know, some of those people use hacks and cheats.

There ya go.

[greider]

How long were teams uneven like that?

Yellowfire should have proved his awesome teamwork and undefeated score since 98, and switched to red team and gotten them to win.

YF does not play on red...

[rage!]

It's a well-known fact that Outlands is a low-scoring map.

Which means everyone gets lower scores in general.  So that's irrelevant.  You still placed 34 points behind first, when you claim to be the best quake 2 player ever.  And you were on defence the entire game.  I'm pretty sure if I played defence the entire game like you I woulda had more points than the guy that was playing offence for 3 quarters of the game.  (T!)

And no, no one scores top every map, but you don't seem to have more than a handful of screenshots of you pulling it off.  And I've analyzed the teams whenever you do it, and there are no good names on either team, except people who probably joined late (hence the reason why they have less points than the number of caps times ten.

Funny thing to think about guys.  Yellowfire claims to have been playing this game since it came out in 1998 (even tho it was 97, dimwit), but earlier in one of these  threads, bitched about frag pipe being a shitty map when told he wouldn't even have a clue about where the invulerability is.  But, if you think about it, who didn't grow up playing quake 2 deathmatch on those same 8 maps (q2dm1 - q2dm8).  I sure as hell did.  No one just installs the game and starts playing CTF without first playing deathmatch for a while.  So, if you were a so called veteran, you would have not made an ass off yourself by saying you didn't play crappy maps like frag pipe when 90% of servers were deathmatch servers runnign through the same 8 map cycle.

And let yellowfires jackass excuses commence.

[DK]

It's a well-known fact that Outlands is a low-scoring map.

Which means everyone gets lower scores in general.  So that's irrelevant.  You still placed 34 points behind first, when you claim to be the best quake 2 player ever.  And you were on defence the entire game.  I'm pretty sure if I played defence the entire game like you I woulda had more points than the guy that was playing offence for 3 quarters of the game.  (T!)

And no, no one scores top every map, but you don't seem to have more than a handful of screenshots of you pulling it off.  And I've analyzed the teams whenever you do it, and there are no good names on either team, except people who probably joined late (hence the reason why they have less points than the number of caps times ten.

Funny thing to think about guys.  Yellowfire claims to have been playing this game since it came out in 1998 (even tho it was 97, dimwit), but earlier in one of these  threads, bitched about frag pipe being a shitty map when told he wouldn't even have a clue about where the invulerability is.  But, if you think about it, who didn't grow up playing quake 2 deathmatch on those same 8 maps (q2dm1 - q2dm8).  I sure as hell did.  No one just installs the game and starts playing CTF without first playing deathmatch for a while.  So, if you were a so called veteran, you would have not made an ass off yourself by saying you didn't play crappy maps like frag pipe when 90% of servers were deathmatch servers runnign through the same 8 map cycle.

And let yellowfires jackass excuses commence.

Everyone knows where invulnerability is in the Frag Pipe.  My dead grandmother knows where it is.

[YellowFire]

Which means everyone gets lower scores in general. So that's irrelevant. You still placed 34 points behind first, when you claim to be the best quake 2 player ever. And you were on defence the entire game. I'm pretty sure if I played defence the entire game like you I woulda had more points than the guy that was playing offence for 3 quarters of the game. (T!)

For the second time, T! made the caps, and caps = extra points (Duhhh). I was only FIVE points away from 3rd place, so don't even try to tell me I did poorly. You think YOU could do better? No chance in hell.

And no, no one scores top every map, but you don't seem to have more than a handful of screenshots of you pulling it off. And I've analyzed the teams whenever you do it, and there are no good names on either team, except people who probably joined late (hence the reason why they have less points than the number of caps times ten.

Actually, I've NEVER seen you come in first place... EVER. Until you can provide proof otherwise, I'll be under the assumption that you have never come in first place. You can't hold a candle to me when it comes to scoring, bitch.

So, if you were a so called veteran, you would have not made an ass off yourself by saying you didn't play crappy maps like frag pipe when 90% of servers were deathmatch servers runnign through the same 8 map cycle.

Yes, I do know which map fragpipe is. I just needed to jog my memory. I dished out tons of ownage on that map over the first year or two.

Everytime you try to make me look stupid, it completely backfires in your face. Give it up, fool, you don't stand a chance.

[rage!]

Everytime you try to make me look stupid, it completely backfires in your face. Give it up, fool, you don't stand a chance.

Sigh, you truly are delusional.  And I don't have to make you look stupid, you do a good job of that on your own.

[Targe+]

Everytime you try to make me look stupid, it completely backfires in your face. Give it up, fool, you don't stand a chance.

Sigh, you truly are delusional. ?And I don't have to make you look stupid, you do a good job of that on your own.

Pwnt.

Talgo 

PS Brough back from the grave

[DK]

thread digging is teh coolest!

[YellowFire]

This thread is like an old friend to me... I missed it.
Good to see it back!

[playah]

This thread is like an old friend to me... I missed it.
Good to see it back!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia

[YellowFire]

Fuck off, playah, stop being an idiot.

[S!]

Actually, Killcreek is the only exception. Besides her, I've never seen a decent female Q2 player.

I've had it with you yellow!

Still the best post in this thread?