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[RUSTY```]

Lets keep this thread going whenever we find something taht's funny but doesn't deserve a topic in itself just post it here for people to see.  even if you'er afraid it may be something old that everyone has seen and will call you a newb for posting, still post it here for those who haven't. 

I'll start with a few stupid things i came across this morning

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=163974271264651577&q=fuck

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3406167981875572831&q=jesus

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-890087156788481006&q=funny

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7449538644396346760&q=funny

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8566509224844456939&q=rejected

[Targe+]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7474521721617987429&q=numa+numa+style
http://meninhats.com/d/20030827.html
http://www.alldumb.com/item/21946/
http://lostvids.com/63/CrazyVideosFrom2005.html
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/seven-recut.html
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/prank-call-gone-wrong.html
http://www.alldumb.com/item/21999/

[Targe+]

http://www.girls-hq.com/en/pages/showimg.php?path=../../soubor/wall/26/girls_265_michelle_trachtenberg.jpg&who=Michelle%20Trachtenberg

For your desktop of the week

[RUSTY```]

my background 

http://www.astro.princeton.edu/~frei/Gcat_htm/Uguide/black.gif

[S!]

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2005/Better_Bush.htm


Damn Targe+ that vid with the system of a down track on it is crazy mad.

[BadBrent]

Michelle Tractenberg is so fine.  I would pee in her butt any day.

[FragZilla!]

Michelle Tractenberg is so fine.? I would pee in her butt any day.

[S!]

http://www.oxfordstudent.com/tt2005wk6/News/finalist_arrested_for_calling_police_horse_'gay'

[alka]

How to be a good member in a forum such as this. (yes, i said member)

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/posting.html
safe for work, but you may want to turn the speakers down!!

[Targe+]

I think worm. totally beat you to this post about 6-9 mo's ago. Gt Alka. GT.

[alka]

Lets keep this thread going whenever we find something taht's funny but doesn't deserve a topic in itself just post it here for people to see. even if you'er afraid it may be something old that everyone has seen and will call you a newb for posting, still post it here for those who haven't. 

well, at least you didn't call me a newb Targe+ 

[Targe+]

http://www.girls-hq.com/en/pages/showimg.php?path=../../soubor/wall/37/www.girls-hq.com_376_angelina_jolie.jpg&who=Angelina%20Jolie

Wallpaper of the week!

[BadBrent]

http://www.girls-hq.com/en/pages/showimg.php?path=../../soubor/wall/37/www.girls-hq.com_376_angelina_jolie.jpg&who=Angelina%20Jolie

Wallpaper of the week!

I don't know about everybody else, but I'd feel weird sticking my tongue in just a head.? I wanna see the whole body.

[Targe+]

http://www.leehotti.com/index.htm

[rage!]

http://www.leehotti.com/index.htm

Wow, you know every time those guys go out, they all get drunk, then come back home together.

[YellowFire]

Actually rage!, all those guys look like you.

[Targe+]

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/01/sillydog.html

He looks like rusty

[lefty]

haha, that's a neat trick to teach your pet.

[rage!]

Actually rage!, all those guys look like you.

You know its funny, when I posted that, I said to myself, I bet a million dollars yellowfire will come on and say something retarded along the lines of implying I was one of them to try once again to make himself look cool and attempt to gain acceptance from the rest of us on this forum.  Once again, you fail miserably as your insult is not only NOT funny and unprovoked, but not within the correct smack section where those should stay.

And I have long hair, so that makes zero sense.  Nice one.  And I do recall asking you NOT to reply to any of my posts as I do not plan on dealing with you.

[YellowFire]

I wasn't even trying to be funny, or insulting... just making an observation.
And if you dont want to deal with me, then why talk shit to me on the server??

ps: I'm definately trying to make myself look cool, and its working!     <--- see? C-O-O-L!

[WORM]

I thought it was fckn hilarious.

[lefty]

I do not plan on dealing with you.

 

[Targe+]

http://www.alldumb.com/item/22261/

This is SFW however co-workers might not no it

[Wake]

Not so sure that's work-safe. Hah. If I was in charge then hell yes, but fortunately for you guys I'm not.

[rage!]

just making an observation.

If you are going to make an observation it should at least have some evidence or merit to support it.  Yours had none, thus you calling it an observation is a cover up for the fact it was a lame attempt at insulting me.  That failed.  You've seen pictures of me, I have long hair, thus it makes no sense to attempt to associate me with people with short hair.  Yellowfire, I'm going to have to ask you to get serious.   

[WORM]

uh...please keep the insults to the Smack section..and then within reason. Let this thread stay on topic...NotSafe(for)Work or, to put it another way, click at your own risk.

Thank you.

[YellowFire]

If you are going to make an observation it should at least have some evidence or merit to support it.  Yours had none, thus you calling it an observation is a cover up for the fact it was a lame attempt at insulting me.  That failed.  You've seen pictures of me, I have long hair, thus it makes no sense to attempt to associate me with people with short hair.  Yellowfire, I'm going to have to ask you to get serious.   

My reply to this can be found here:
http://www.wormlair.com/forum/index.php?topic=1444.0

[RUSTY```]

just making an observation.

If you are going to make an observation it should at least have some evidence or merit to support it.  Yours had none, thus you calling it an observation is a cover up for the fact it was a lame attempt at insulting me.  That failed.  You've seen pictures of me, I have long hair, thus it makes no sense to attempt to associate me with people with short hair.  Yellowfire, I'm going to have to ask you to get serious.   

relax a little rage, it's all in good humor


YF post a recording of my voice then a recording of a muppet talking.

[RUSTY```]

That dog thing isn't very nice, but pretty funny.  I'd do stuff like that to the little dog Brewster, but not to Rusty.  Rusty's an older dog and shouldn't have to put up with that kind of crap.  Brewster gets teased alot and Rusty gets rewarded, that way Rusty knows he's Alpha dog.  Once Rusty is no longer around then Brewster can assume the postion.

Rusty will be turning 11 years old on April 15th

Brewster will be turning 2 years old on july...  17th I believe.

[alka]

That dog thing isn't very nice, but pretty funny.  I'd do stuff like that to the little dog Brewster, but not to Rusty.  Rusty's an older dog and shouldn't have to put up with that kind of crap.  Brewster gets teased alot and Rusty gets rewarded, that way Rusty knows he's Alpha dog.  Once Rusty is no longer around then Brewster can assume the postion.

Rusty will be turning 11 years old on April 15th

Brewster will be turning 2 years old on july...  17th I believe.

wow.. i can never even remember my wifes birthday   

[ekauq]

A police officer sent me this. It is not for the faint
of heart. If you have a weak stomach, then don't look
at the URL.

It is a picture of the demise of a suicide jumper
taken shortly after he landed. It shows him with his
insides now on the outside. You will see the look of
horror on the faces of the bystanders. The faces of
the bystanders is why I believe this is real.

http://home.att.net/~songs2/Jumper.jpg

[Targe+]

Wow, I think I knew that guy! 

[RUSTY```]

A police officer sent me this. It is not for the faint
of heart. If you have a weak stomach, then don't look
at the URL.

It is a picture of the demise of a suicide jumper
taken shortly after he landed. It shows him with his
insides now on the outside. You will see the look of
horror on the faces of the bystanders. The faces of
the bystanders is why I believe this is real.

http://home.att.net/~songs2/Jumper.jpg

dude, seriously you need to fucking remove that.  It is way worse than anything on ogrish.com

[BadBrent]

A police officer sent me this. It is not for the faint
of heart. If you have a weak stomach, then don't look
at the URL.

It is a picture of the demise of a suicide jumper
taken shortly after he landed. It shows him with his
insides now on the outside. You will see the look of
horror on the faces of the bystanders. The faces of
the bystanders is why I believe this is real.

http://home.att.net/~songs2/Jumper.jpg

dude, seriously you need to fucking remove that.? It is way worse than anything on ogrish.com

Yep, it's way worse anymore.

[YellowFire]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/timwhite/videos/

[RUSTY```]

[21:22] <rusty> worm, you need to check out ekauqs post in funny/nsfw
[21:22] <greider2> barely our mins there
[21:22] <rusty> it crosses the line
[21:22] <WORM> oh shit
[21:23] <WORM> like a fuckin kindergarten around there
[21:23] <rusty> well, see it for yourself
[21:23] <rusty> http://www.wormlair.com/forum/index.php?topic=1423.30
[21:23] <greider2> lol
[21:23] * wormbot laughs stupidly
[21:23] <ACMEBot> hehehe
[21:23] <WORM> is it as bad as some of yours??
[21:23] <greider2> acmebot shutup
[21:23] <ACMEBot> Ok greider2, I'll shut up now
[21:23] <rusty> it's horrible
[21:23] <greider2> www.dirtyslang.com
[21:24] <WORM> you dicks
[21:24] <rusty> worm did you see it?
[21:25] <WORM> yea
[21:25] <WORM> fucktard
[21:25] <wormbot> Hello WORM!
[21:25] <rusty> rofl
[21:25] * wormbot rolls on floor with rusty

[The Cleaner]

LOL anything at:


http://www.rotten.com? ?<--- not work safe, do not go here unless you really DO have the aforementioned intestinal fortitude that ekauq's post might suggest.  Go down through the links down the page, or in the archives.  LOL decapitations, suicides, car wrecks, etc.


My personal favorite (seperate from above)? http://media.putfile.com/FPS-Doug

[RUSTY```]

http://www.kyotokagaku.com/products_medi_dres.html

[Targe+]

http://www.kyotokagaku.com/products_medi_dres.html

Coincidence that YOU came across that!?!?!?!?!?!

Talgo

PS CAME.......rofl

[Targe+]

http://fugly.com/media/view.php?cat=MOVIES&id=1351

Oldie but goodie. 

[joem]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4988454522180416170

[rage!]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4988454522180416170

ROFL

[Targe+]

That made me giggle.

Talgo 

PS http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8442381086256955513&q=richard+simmons

[BadBrent]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

[Naveed]

This is pretty fuckin funny

http://media.putfile.com/dtrain

[RUSTY```]

This is pretty fuckin funny

http://media.putfile.com/dtrain

that's kind of sad.  insensitive prick.

[Naveed]

It's a joke Rusty, the guy doesn't have that syndrome

[Targe+]

That was dumb.

[Targe+]

This reminds me of Sly...

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1138279834

[S!]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

HaHa...loved this one.

[WORM]

Before anyone says it, these are old, but I've always been a Joel Veitch fan. Here are a couple but more on rathergood.

http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/

http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

[WORM]

The lighter side of Chuck.. http://media.putfile.com/anything63

[BadBrent]

--NFSW--


ROFL!! Best video ever!? Watch a duel of the sex toys...the cat of nine tails versus a 7 pound dildo.
http://www.youtube.com/w/7-pound-dildo?v=hJzCrOjI394&search=7%20pound%20dildo

[Targe+]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670

Remind you of anyone? 

Talgo

PS Not me you idiot.....

[YellowFire]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7118750192530790377&q=counter+strike+vents

[Ash@S-Mart]

For all you Myspace fans

http://www.youtube.com/w/Myspace-The-Movie?v=CZcpYomtNAI&search=myspace%20movie

[joem]

http://graphics.stanford.edu/~fedkiw/

[ekauq]

http://graphics.stanford.edu/~fedkiw/

BWAHAHA ROFLMFAOMG FUNNIEST POST EVER

[joem]

http://graphics.stanford.edu/~fedkiw/

BWAHAHA ROFLMFAOMG FUNNIEST POST EVER

download the vids in the middle of the page. the water ones are especially cool.

[Targe+]

http://roflbox.blogspot.com/2006/02/nothings-better-than-useless-facts.html

[The Cleaner]

lol target, the posts after that list are hilarious.  Turned into one big bitch-thread about smokers vs. non-smokers.

[RUSTY```]

http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/photos/ap_beard1.html

[Targe+]

http://hight3ch.com/post/next-level-touch-screen/

http://www.alldumb.com/item/23773/

[Targe+]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5464505634137914176 - Relitives of Recon? (JJ)

[Sister Mary]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5464505634137914176 - Relitives of Recon? (JJ)

she is definitely more full tilt bozo than r3c0n can ever be... trading spouses?? is this on nat'l television?

<note to self: must watch more tv>

[The Cleaner]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5464505634137914176 - Relitives of Recon? (JJ)

I would have to knock this bitch out.  Over and over.

[WORM]

I'm gonna have to bend my own rules....

WARNING!!!? DEFINITELY NOT WORK SAFE AND COULD BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE!!!

By clicking the link below you hereby agree that you are of legal age, somewhat sound mind and will indemnify and hold this site, it's owners and administrators harmless for any and all trauma, mental anguish and recurring nightmares that may or may not occur now or at anytime in the future. No animals were harmed in the making of this movie...well..except one.

http://www.db666.co.uk/jokes/2006-02-20/KetchupEffect.wmv

p.s. Blatantly stolen from SBD on respawned.?

[rage!]

http://www.alldumb.com/item/23773/

Good lord, that was disturbing!  Was that real?  And if so, why would someone be so sick as to post it?

[Sister Mary]

Are you telling me that's not how you do it? O my...

[Targe+]

Rage!, I don't know if its real. I don't care. Grow up.

[alka]

Are you telling me that's not how you do it? O my...

rofl.. +applaud

[YellowFire]

Good lord, that was disturbing!  Was that real?  And if so, why would someone be so sick as to post it?

You know, its funny... when I first saw rage's post, I thought he was referring to the "ketchup" movie WORM had posted 

[rage!]

Good lord, that was disturbing!  Was that real?  And if so, why would someone be so sick as to post it?

You know, its funny... when I first saw rage's post, I thought he was referring to the "ketchup" movie WORM had posted 

Yeah and the fact that I was quoting a link from target's post wouldn't have given a clue that I wasn't talking about worm's post.  Smooth.

[YellowFire]

At first glance all I saw was your reply, I didn't bother to look at who you quoted.
Of course, I realized the error within a timeframe of 5 seconds. Still, my initial impression was quite humorous.

[Targe+]

http://www.losthighwayrecords.com/e/cash11403.html

I can't belee this was a NIN cover....

http://www.popsci.com/popsci/whatsnew/18ac893302839010vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html

250 passangers + 500 civilians and workers die in a fiery ball of death!

[Targe+]

http://pictures.humpingfrog.com/13935/2006/02/wtf-is-that.html

Also http://www.smithappens.com/video_bikinithief.php

http://www.smithappens.com/video_simoninsults.php <-- reminds me of fornix

http://www.smithappens.com/video_jackasskids.php <--rofl

This is all for today.

[alka]

thanks for the links Targe+.. i liked this one..
(lots of cussing, turn speakers down if ur at work!!)
http://www.smithappens.com/video_kidchange.php

[Targe+]

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bkintro.html <--no comment.

[amarris]

http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/10967/

Now i know where Michael Jackson gets it from.......

[YellowFire]

I took this picture several years ago in my hometown. This is NOT digitally altered:

[Amish Paradise]

i might be late, but http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4459900553172895111&q=Counter+Strike? for those people who always loved Counter striker

And something else thats totally random
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8559768703059919910&q=Quake+2

[WORM]

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/portaloo-accident-p1.php

[RUSTY```]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=142727002284480469&q=targe+cant+spell

[Targe+]

I hate you soooooo much.......

[Targe+]

http://members.shaw.ca/mickee/blog_images/pirate/last_saskatchewan_pirate.htm

[Amish Paradise]

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Red+Vs+Blue+Episode+1

Try them out theres only bout 1...2...3...4..5...6..7..10...75...76! ya 76 

[RUSTY```]

http://www.rescuehumor.com/video/firecheif.html

[WORM]

http://www.discretos.net/go-1741-bunny-suicides.html

[WORM]

NWS!
http://www.discretos.net/go-1737-la-difference-entre-les-dauphins-et-les-baleines.html

[Sister Mary]

In my sociology class, the professor was asking questions. One question was, How would you like to be seen bt the opposite sex?" This cute guy next to me turned around and asked, "How do you spell 'intellectual'?"

Sounds like some ppl here but not mentioning names, <cough> DK <cough> 

[The Cleaner]

In my sociology class, the professor was asking questions. One question was, How would you like to be seen bt the opposite sex?" This cute guy next to me turned around and asked, "How do you spell 'intellectual'?"

Sounds like some ppl here but not mentioning names, <cough> DK <cough>?

you should have asked him how to spell "Get the fuck out of my face you god damn good-for-nothing lameass BOT HEAD!"

[Sister Mary]

Does it hurt to have a temperature??

[The Cleaner]

You tell me, you're supposedly the "hot" one.

[YellowFire]

LOL @ The Nintendo 64 Kid:

http://www.nothingtodo.co.uk/view/1732/movies/humorous-movies/n64_kid.html

PS: Is this how h0ps reacted when he got Q2??

[RUSTY```]

http://www.mcvideogame.com/game-eng.html

MCDONALDS GAME!

[Wake]

That completely owns. I know what I'm doing for the entire night at work.

[The Cleaner]

That completely owns. I know what I'm doing for the entire night at work.

I'd like to try and master the mcdonald's game some day.

[RUSTY```]

http://www.mphtower.com/videos/cancer.html

[alka]

HOW DO YOU KNOW ksoul IS GAY?

[ksoul]

HOW DO YOU KNOW ksoul IS GAY?

hah good one. not.

[lefty]

You are retired! LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!! 

[ksoul]

You are retired! LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!!?

I MAY BE RETIRED, BUT THE LEGEND WILL ALWAYS EXIST!!!

[lefty]

Don't be silly, Legend pwns you!

[WORM]

Euro vs. 'merica

http://funny.karmark.org/Funny%20pictures/pages/eurovsamerica_jpg.htm

[Wake]

Has anyone posted this one yet? Passes time at work faster than Vapid's hacked timescale.

http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.html

[Amish Paradise]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/739/What+every+office+needs what every office and home needs  (this is mainly for (instert name here)

[WORM]

Stolen from respawned....http://abum.com/file/shadow/animations/17632.swf

[The Cleaner]

Stolen from respawned....http://abum.com/file/shadow/animations/17632.swf

That gave me a good chuckle.

[shrimp]

http://www.smwa.net/downloads/funny/rake_bush4.swf

[shrimp]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittyfan.php

[WORM]

+applaud, even if it isn't Funny Movies/Pictures/FlashApps/website, etc.  Links/images may be NSFW. 

[lefty]

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=180

[shrimp]

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=180

lmao!! good stuff 

[lefty]

I had to watch it about three times I laughed each time. Haha!

[lefty]

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=316

[WORM]

67 caught on tape. 

[The Cleaner]

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=316

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8vn__poT1Q&search=Who%27s%20on%20First

[shrimp]

http://gprime.net/video.php/newsreportfromiraq

[DK]

[shrimp]

That's just not right!

lmao Marla!  My thoughts exactly haha

[The Cleaner]

LOL is that supposed to be that goatse picture?

[DK]

LOL is that supposed to be that goatse picture?

Yes sir.

[DK]

[DK]

Go Chipper!

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/9477604/detail.html

[DK]

[Roy Tanner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akdlyLcLF8M

DK those pics cracked me up 

[alka]

If I were that monkey.. I'd never leave the house. 

[DK]

Best pic ever...

[DK]

Dance Party!!

[Wake]

rifk

[The Cleaner]

Dance Party!!

r0flz0rz.  Looks like it hurt.

[WORM]

http://media2.guzer.com/animations/play2.swf

[The Cleaner]

http://media2.guzer.com/animations/play2.swf

Pretty awesome.  Reminds me of seeing stomp at the Fox theater.

[WORM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjpn3L3bSJQ&NR

[old-as-dirt]

A Florida senior citizen bought a brand new Corvette convertible.  He took off down I- 75, speeding at 85 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.  "This is great," he thought, as he roared down the highway.  He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror, and discovered a Florida State Patrol officer right behind him, blue lights flashing, and siren blaring.

"I can get