1V1 YELLOWFIRE LOSES!!

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[h0ps]

Here it is folks, the one everyone has been waiting for, the demo, where yellowfire loses in 1v1.. He said i lose by disquailification, lol, whatever he tries to say, its obvious that i was winning before he tried to stop it, i did have to give him some kills/caps otherwise he would have quit on me..
..well it has jut been brought to my attention that i cant post demos on here, so ima e-mail worm and he'll post a link for you guys..
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[WORM]

Moved to here..thought it would be more appropriate

Demo is here: http://wormlair.com/download/h0ps-yellow.zip

[<[SLY]>]

way to go hoops! you 1v1'ed a mid-carder at best and now you're bragging about your victory, i wonder if you had your hacks on or off though

so what happens now though? i guess yellowfire will stop talking trash?

[dilldo]

you're jumpin the gun a bit here sly, yellow took annoying idiocy to a new level today and hops is just dishing out what's clearly due.

[yowza]

1 on 1 in CTF I assume? I can't figure out how to play a demo.
 I have seen team minded players beat the better talent in ctf. Only 1 on 1 DM matches have any meaning in Q2, in my opinion. I played a guy once for fun in a 1 on 1, repeatedly out fragged him but he knew which part of the map not to cross so the spawn would place me out of reach - he won as someone had to cross the line.
 I don't know why Yellow intentionally antagonizes other players - attention I guess.

[majin]

The reason why this is so funny is because yellowfire, much like sly, claims he is "in another league" from every other ctf player.  Then when you challenge him to a 1v1 to back up his flapping off at the gums, he comes up with excuse after excuse why he won't play you.  Does the saying put up or shut up come to mind?  If youre gonna run off at the mouth at least be willing to play those you talk trash to.  It's like the RL equivalent of road rage, except when the guy youre tailgating and making obscene gestures at follows you and gets outta his car, you hightail it and run away, like a bitch.

[h0ps]

well sly, i wasn't going to say anything, but since you had to propse the question, we'll see what everyone else thinks..

Do i really cheat?? I use the most updated no-cheat client, i have never been caught cheating, and trust me, dirty whore has scanned my computer more than once.. i have never been kicked from a server for cheating..
So, do i cheat?!?!?!?

Well sly, it looks like you lose, its HILARIOUS when people who aren't as good like to make accusations about someone else, when you really dont have any evidence except for the fact, that "you think" i do, and thats all that matters.. Sly, get over yourself, its getting quite old...

[YellowFire]

First of all, it was not an official 1on1 match. Second, my mouse has been acting crazy recently, and I need to get a new one (spec me in-eyes if you don't believe me). Third, lag was also playing a part.
We started to play, I allowed him to get a couple of caps just to make the game more fair, seeing as how h0ps isn't in my league. I believe the score was 3 - 2 his favor, when all of a sudden I started getting phonejacks. I told him to 'holdup' while I attempted to fix the problem (which can be seen on the demo). He decides to kill me and cap-out ASAP. Aparrently he though I was quite a threat, as he wanted to end the match quickly.
If you could REALLY beat me, don't you think a 6 - 0 cap-out would have humiliated me? It sure would have, but you couldn't do it.
[Two people are playing in a big tennis match, someone from the crowd runs down and spills a bucket of oil on my side of the court, I say 'holdup!' while I attempt to clean it up, and my opponent starts hitting balls over the net and calling them points. Fair? I think not.]
I won by disqualification. Rematch? Any time.
PS: Sly should look in the mirror before he criticizes other people's skills, considering his undercard status and trash talking has labeled him as a walking joke.

[WORM]

My XPsp2  box reports that the zipped file is corrupted or does not appear to be a valid archive... sure would like to see yellow get a taste of h0ps' medicine...

I downloaded it again myself and checked it, no problem. Try downloading again.

Yowza is right, 1 vs 1 in CTF is really meaningless. It's a team game. 1 vs 1 in deathmatch if you feel you must "prove' something  

Yowz...unzip the file to quake 2\crf\demos, start q2, bring down console and type set game ctf if you aren't already in ctf mode, in console again type demomap h0ps-yellow.dm2 to play the demo. Oh..create the directory demos if it doesn't exist.

[h0ps]

First of all, it was not an official 1on1 match. Second, my mouse has been acting crazy recently, and I need to get a new one (spec me in-eyes if you don't believe me). Third, lag was also playing a part.
We started to play, I allowed him to get a couple of caps just to make the game more fair, seeing as how h0ps isn't in my league. I believe the score was 3 - 2 his favor, when all of a sudden I started getting phonejacks. I told him to 'holdup' while I attempted to fix the problem (which can be seen on the demo). He decides to kill me and cap-out ASAP. Aparrently he though I was quite a threat, as he wanted to end the match quickly.
If you could REALLY beat me, don't you think a 6 - 0 cap-out would have humiliated me? It sure would have, but you couldn't do it.
[Two people are playing in a big tennis match, someone from the crowd runs down and spills a bucket of oil on my side of the court, I say 'holdup!' while I attempt to clean it up, and my opponent starts hitting balls over the net and calling them points. Fair? I think not.]
I won by disqualification. Rematch? Any time.
PS: Sly should look in the mirror before he criticizes other people's skills, considering his undercard status and trash talking has labeled him as a walking joke.

hahaha... you make it sound like you ever had a chance, which you did not. i thought it was 4-2 when you said holdup, but infact, it was 5-2, right after i cap you say hold up, and start whining becuase you realize you started getting wasted. I could have 6-0'd you but that would be no fun and you would probably leave. I wanted to hear all of your excuse about why you got wasted, so everyone could see it, on demo. So it's evident that i win, 8-2 capout, or 5-2 before you say hold up.... Yellowfire undefeated 1v1... haha, looks more like you wouldn't win one even if you played a blind kid... and what makes it an "official" match.. do we have to have a server admin be our referee and call all the shots?? haha, idiot

[YellowFire]

If I didn't have a chance, then how did I get two caps?
There is nothing on the demo that shows you ALLOWED me to get those caps. You were trying your hardest to beat me, and it didn't work, admit it.
If you actually had 6 - 0'd me, I would have probably quit Q2 forever in embarassment, but we both know that will never happen... especially not with YOU as my opponent.
If you were supposedly so "in control" of the situation, then why didn't you holdup when I asked you to? Were you afraid that I would finish you off? We both know that was the next step.
So quit your bragging... you did nothing.
PS: An official match would not have taken place on a public server, also there would have been more spectators to ensure fair results.

[majin]

If you are so sure about yourself you would agree to another match?  Didn't think so yellow, more excuses pls.

[virus.357]

Well I just watched the demo, and a few comments:

It is clear that h0ps is speedbotting. The choppy quality of his movements, and the relative slowness of his opponent, is reminiscent of the speedbotters that were common a couple years ago, before nocheats chased most of them away. I suspect he might be using a modified form of FRKQ2 or another client-side proxy.

That being said, I did think h0ps might have been slightly better as a player. But 1v1 dm on a ctf map, as other have pointed out, is meaningless. And what ctf player really cares who is the best deathmatcher? It is the best team player who I value the most.

For those who think cheating is impossible on the latest version of q2admin, you are living in a crack dream Several players actively cheat on worm's server. But as none of them is particularly flagrant, I really don't mind. I can handle a 10-20% timescale cheat, or the occasional aimbot, as long as there enough good players (or speedbotters) on each side to balance out.

Those of you interesting in learning more about security on q2 servers can PM me. Suffice to say that at this time it is wide open to cheating.

If we don't want to allow cheating, then I would respectfully suggest we consider moving over to iENO's new, secure q2 client/server project:

http://www.r1ch.net/stuff/r1q2/

[Carnal]

I know there are good railers out there, and I mainly just keep an eye out for unknown players that repeatedly make midair 360 through some pillars and around a teamate shots.

After watching their spam, and getting hit with several of these types of rails, I'll spec the person and watch them miss 20 in a row, even simple point blank rails.

Wtf is that about???

[virus.357]

They usually just bind a key to toggle the bot on and off.

[WORM]

If we don't want to allow cheating, then I would respectfully suggest we consider moving over to iENO's new, secure q2 client/server project:

http://www.r1ch.net/stuff/r1q2/

Uuuhhh...you checked server properties lately? We've been running r1ch's exe for over 2 months

I would suggest that you guys use his client too. And this is r1ch's, not iENO. Not to take anything from him, I talked to him a bit ago and he has dropped q2admin updates and NCServer now that r1ch is doing a good job with his exe. Looks like NoCheat is going nowhere too. iENO and r1ch are both involved in another project for the Q2 community, we'll just have to wait and see how it pans out.

I'm still running q2admin just for a couple of logs it gives me.

Just to set the record straight  

[virus.357]

Good! But as you know, you'll have to enforce client authentication if you want security; just running the server side portion won't protect against proxy cheats.

Sorry about the "full disclosure". Feel free to delete my posts if they offend. But I'm betting you want the truth to get out there. People should know what's going on so they may feel more inclined to cooperate with the client side security you will invariably have to enforce in the future.

[WORM]

Oh, no offense taken..other than the comment "wide open to cheating" kinda rankling a bit, I'm fine

I think we do a fair job for a 7 year old game, (yep, November 1997 was when it came out), that has a ever-shrinking community and is no longer supported. Of course, we could tighten up and require client authentication along with a bundle of other hinderances, but as a public server we are just in it for the fun of the game.

We are a public server and depend on you all to police the server yourselves, that's why you see a minimum of admin interference and why I put up this forum so you could all give your input as to settings, maps, etc.

If someone wants to bot there is usually a way, given time and effort, to accomplish it. We will continue to keep the server updated as best we can and if evidence convinces us of bot/cheat use, we will take appropriate action. Eveybody just chill and enjoy the game, cheating is no challenge  

Oh...if you have such knowledge of sure-fire ways to stop any cheats, by all mean, e-mail me  

[h0ps]

If I didn't have a chance, then how did I get two caps?
There is nothing on the demo that shows you ALLOWED me to get those caps. You were trying your hardest to beat me, and it didn't work, admit it.
If you actually had 6 - 0'd me, I would have probably quit Q2 forever in embarassment, but we both know that will never happen... especially not with YOU as my opponent.
If you were supposedly so "in control" of the situation, then why didn't you holdup when I asked you to? Were you afraid that I would finish you off? We both know that was the next step.
So quit your bragging... you did nothing.
PS: An official match would not have taken place on a public server, also there would have been more spectators to ensure fair results.

once again you are a moron... spectators?? there was elect admin so no one was joining unless the server admin, who i know, were to come, and let people join.. so you're just bieng a retard.. as i have said before, and i will say it again, i let you cap so i could hear your baby whining and excuses, if you want to play again on that map or ANY map i would gladly be able to 6-0 you anytime, anywhere..

[h0ps]

Well I just watched the demo, and a few comments:

It is clear that h0ps is speedbotting. The choppy quality of his movements, and the relative slowness of his opponent, is reminiscent of the speedbotters that were common a couple years ago, before nocheats chased most of them away. I suspect he might be using a modified form of FRKQ2 or another client-side proxy.

That being said, I did think h0ps might have been slightly better as a player. But 1v1 dm on a ctf map, as other have pointed out, is meaningless. And what ctf player really cares who is the best deathmatcher? It is the best team player who I value the most.

For those who think cheating is impossible on the latest version of q2admin, you are living in a crack dream Several players actively cheat on worm's server. But as none of them is particularly flagrant, I really don't mind. I can handle a 10-20% timescale cheat, or the occasional aimbot, as long as there enough good players (or speedbotters) on each side to balance out.

Those of you interesting in learning more about security on q2 servers can PM me. Suffice to say that at this time it is wide open to cheating.

If we don't want to allow cheating, then I would respectfully suggest we consider moving over to iENO's new, secure q2 client/server project:

http://www.r1ch.net/stuff/r1q2/

man it sure does make my day when someone thinks i cheat.. again with what proof are going off of, your memory of what a speedhack used to look like?? if you want to let worm, or any other trusted admin take a look at ALL of my files feel free, just set up a time, and a day and let me know and we can do it... the choppy quality of my movement is becuase my computer sucks ass, its like 3 years old...Do you not realize how long this game has been out, face it, some people are just GOOD, and even more so, BETTER than others...and why do you say i speedhack in the first place, i go just as fast as any other player with a clue goes.. ksoul, he's fast, does he speed hack?? naveed, he's fast, does he speed hack??? even people like crow, or wake, they're fast, do they speed hack??.. God, its getting annoying that no one can be good anymore without getting called a cheater, its ridiculous..

[YellowFire]

Not sure how bad your memory is, but the match took place at ACME. And like I said before, there is absolutely no evidence that you ALLOWED me to cap. It is utter nonsense, and you know it.
When you say "some people are just GOOD", I assume you're not referring to yourself. Unless of course you are completely delusional.
Rematch? I bet you're used to getting humiliated in public, so it's not a big deal to you.
Get a clue!

[<[SLY]>]

I wish we could set up a lan or something because i'll gladly 1v1 everyone that wants to. but for me to go 1v1 and then lose because someone else cheated to win, that's not fair.

some guy came on the server the other week, i forgot exactly what he said, a damn good player btw, but it was along the lines of he has easily gotten a bot on before or that people still do it, he was speccing one. another damn good player, i'm not gonna name names, told me before he cheated in the past, c'mon now, if any little hacker really wants to get past a defense system, he can, i mean ACME isn't exactly the Pentagon's database. and like worm said, this is a 7 yr old game.

If any of you CTFers knew about the old SLY, I used to 1v1 at the drop of a challenge especially in RA2, but now that I look back at it, i got hacked alot because I didn't know what I know now then, and it wouldn't make any sense to lose to someone who cheats and have them brag about it.

come to think of it, I used to 1v1 for fun too, who the fuck cares who lost or won? but assholes on the server have taken it too far and seriously and raised the stakes so damn high, fuck that.

and yellowfire is just delusional, i wonder why anyone pays attention to him.

let's just keep this a fun game, and stop taking things personally or stop trying to get personal with other players.

[virus.357]

h0ps, I think you misunderstood me. No one hear thinks you cheat. In fact, cheating is impossible in quake2 as the source code has been public for a number of years.

[ex]

That was funny.

Yellowfire sux.

 

[majin]

Wow that was one long-winded excuse sly.

[ekauq]

h0ps, I think you misunderstood me. No one hear thinks you cheat. In fact, cheating is impossible in quake2 as the source code has been public for a number of years.

hops is owned.

a friendly suggestion hops: until you can find a bot to help you with coherent writing i suggest you stick to extremely productive activities like 'owning' yellowfire in 1v1 q2 ctf.

[YellowFire]

LOL, h0ps and freak couldn't own their way out of a wet paper bag.

[ex]

Dude, I rape and pillage you and I'm not even that good.  You just suck, for real.

[h0ps]

It is clear that h0ps is speedbotting - virus.357...

what do you mean miss understood you, its there in black and white.. look what you said, would you miss understand something about that comment?? no, i dont think anyone would...

does yellow ever stop whining about his loss??
yellow, you can get as many people as you want to watch, to verify a fair and "official match" and we can play, and i will own you.. so don't bother with your famous excuse of im not in your league, or that i wont show up, becuase i will... and theres no reason i wouldn't.. to embarass another play, especially you, some say its what i live for... hahahaha... anytime, anywhere

and people like ekauq just need to stop talking, plain and simple..
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Get serious

[virus.357]

Yes, you misunderstood me. I was talking about the other h0ps.

[YellowFire]

Okay, I'm now convinced that freak is joking. He can't possibly be serious.

h0ps: why would I be whining about a loss if I never lost in the first place?? You had your chance to embarass me, and you FAILED miserably. Looking back, I probably should have just ignored the lag and finished off your newb ass.

Oh well, a disqualification win is still a win any way you put it.

[The Cleaner]

Let's be honest, yellowfire's whole "I own you all" gig is meant strictly for his own amusement.  Bragging about owning him 1 on 1 isn't much of a brag at all, I'd expect 75% of q2 players to lay a beating down on him, but either way, at least he finally showed up for a 1 on 1.

[The Cleaner]

once again you are a moron... spectators?? there was elect admin so no one was joining unless the server admin, who i know, were to come, and let people join.. so you're just bieng a retard.. as i have said before, and i will say it again, i let you cap so i could hear your baby whining and excuses, if you want to play again on that map or ANY map i would gladly be able to 6-0 you anytime, anywhere..

I once did a 1 on 1 with rockarolla.  Let the game get pretty close while I was on a conference call,  then I said "are you ready?"  rockarolla said yeah bring it on, then I proceeded to cap it out with a quickness.  It's more fun to give them a false sense of hope.

[YellowFire]

Cleaner is absolutely right. I let h0ps get 3 caps just to make the match more even. Lucky for him, I started lagging and having mouse problems. That match would have been a walk in the park.
75% of people could own ME?! I don't know what server you've been playing on, but you're clearly mistaken. Maybe you've been spec'ing the fake YellowFire's that have been playing on the server recently. Or maybe you're just... a little 'slow' ?

[h0ps]

Cleaner is absolutely right. I let h0ps get 3 caps just to make the match more even. Lucky for him, I started lagging and having mouse problems. That match would have been a walk in the park.
75% of people could own ME?! I don't know what server you've been playing on, but you're clearly mistaken. Maybe you've been spec'ing the fake YellowFire's that have been playing on the server recently. Or maybe you're just... a little 'slow' ?

wow yellowfire, you must be legally blind... If you can't understand what's going on in the demo, then you should just go hang yourself...

I'm sure you have at least watched it once... and you don't complain about anything that stops you from playing untill i cap AFTER its 5-2 you say hold up.. like a newb, and try to stop me... me and my good friend riles play a lot.. he does hte exact same thing, he stops, well tries, and tries to pick on one little point that has next to, if not zero meaning... I've played with your kind before, only they don't suck as bad..
and by the way, you didn't let me get "3" (5) caps... i got them by owning you..
Cleaner, i would say more like 95% could own yellowfire, 75% is just to generous...
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Get serious

[ekauq]

what do you mean miss understood you, its there in black and white.. look what you said, would you miss understand something about that comment??

wtf is 'miss understood.'  is that like a consolation prize category in the miss america pageant, like miss congeniality?

[vim]

people don't need to hack to beat your ass 1on1 sly. deal with it.

I wish we could set up a lan or something because i'll gladly 1v1 everyone that wants to. but for me to go 1v1 and then lose because someone else cheated to win, that's not fair.

some guy came on the server the other week, i forgot exactly what he said, a damn good player btw, but it was along the lines of he has easily gotten a bot on before or that people still do it, he was speccing one. another damn good player, i'm not gonna name names, told me before he cheated in the past, c'mon now, if any little hacker really wants to get past a defense system, he can, i mean ACME isn't exactly the Pentagon's database. and like worm said, this is a 7 yr old game.

If any of you CTFers knew about the old SLY, I used to 1v1 at the drop of a challenge especially in RA2, but now that I look back at it, i got hacked alot because I didn't know what I know now then, and it wouldn't make any sense to lose to someone who cheats and have them brag about it.

come to think of it, I used to 1v1 for fun too, who the fuck cares who lost or won? but assholes on the server have taken it too far and seriously and raised the stakes so damn high, fuck that.

and yellowfire is just delusional, i wonder why anyone pays attention to him.

let's just keep this a fun game, and stop taking things personally or stop trying to get personal with other players.

[<[SLY]>]

what do you mean miss understood you, its there in black and white.. look what you said, would you miss understand something about that comment??

wtf is 'miss understood.'  is that like a consolation prize category in the miss america pageant, like miss congeniality?

ROFL, aww shit, that's a good one.

[ex]

The only "joking" part of anything here is you and your pathetic Quake 2 skills.  You got one thing right...hops is no where near the same league as you.  That demo proved that without a doubt.  You really should give up the charade and get over yourself, accept that there are better players out there, and try to learn from them.

But I disgress...judging from what you've shown us so far, learning isn't one of your stronger points, so I won't be surprized if everything stays the same with you.  Moron.

[YellowFire]

Actually, the lag started kicking in way before I said 'holdup'. With that being said, I was STILL able to cap twice, despite your best efforts to stop me. Theoretically speaking, if 95% of players are better than me, then that places you in the 5% category. You just insulted yourself, nice work.

freak: you're all talk and no action. Next time we're on the server together, either spec me or join the other team. You'll find out the meaning of "PWN" firsthand when I waste you time and time again, guaranteed.

[S!]

For my two pennies I'd say that Yellowfire's constant '1v1' then backing down by implying the other person won't 1v1 him is nothing less than funny.....but the amount of people who still rise to his bait is scary.  Ban him?...not for that; maybe for his always making team numbers uneven....hang on that's already happened, what am I saying?!  He's harmless if he keeps teams even...if not ban him.

I've got to agree with ex (freak) in that this game needs more players to keep it fresh.  I know agreeing with ex is just wrong, but he has spoken words of wisdom there. (hi ex :p)  It's sad to see a new guy come on the server and ask the obvious 'noob' questions that we all asked years ago, only to be met with a resounding 'STFU noob'....said noob then promptly quits the server never to return.   Sad!  

The constant fighting is reallllllllllly sickening, so much so that quake2, for the first time ever, is not a game I currently want to play.  COD-UO owns the hell outta q2 at the moment.  To quote Worm 'can't we all just get along?'  Liberal speach over.

It's like the RL equivalent of road rage, except when the guy youre tailgating and making obscene gestures at follows you and gets outta his car, you hightail it and run away, like a bitch.

Genius!!!!

If you rerally want it I'll hunt thru my shit for the demo of hook kicking me Cleaner.  I suspect you don't, I know you have a life. Wot an asshole that guy was.  He wrote the q2 engine and had a major hand in the design of the game and all he did was bitch about the BFG.  You put it in you moron...stop whining  Cartman, Cash and Todd were all nice...Cash especially.  Ahhhhh those were the days....

[S!]

Just got round to watching the demo....damn talk about a washout.  The only thing I've seen more one sided was watching sly get owned by Vim.....anyone wants this demo pm me.

[vim]

Just got round to watching the demo....damn talk about a washout.  The only thing I've seen more one sided was watching sly get owned by Vim.....anyone wants this demo pm me.

I don't remember playing Sly in a 1on1, except a 5 minute pos on LS a long time ago.

Do you have the demo of me playing him?

[YellowFire]

Hehe stowned, I know exactly what you're talking about. Hopefully h0ps learned his lesson... don't bite off more than you can chew.
Let's cross our fingers and hope the newb finally retires

[YellowFire]

If vim > sly, and yellow > vim, then yellow > sly

yellowfire > *

[vim]

If vim > sly, and yellow > vim, then yellow > sly

yellowfire > *

You're funny when you're being silly.

[ex]

yellowfire > *

wtf is that...yellowfire > someone's asshole?  yellowfire > a fly's turd?

Yellow, you are the worst Q2 player in existence.  You make me look good, and that's hard to do.  You should seriously consider suicide, if you haven't already.

[<[SLY]>]

Just got round to watching the demo....damn talk about a washout.  The only thing I've seen more one sided was watching sly get owned by Vim.....anyone wants this demo pm me.

I don't remember playing Sly in a 1on1, except a 5 minute pos on LS a long time ago.

Do you have the demo of me playing him?

even vim doesn't recognize that as a real 1v1 game. keep bringing it up, thanks

[S!]

I'll do my best.

[Wake]

well, this post has certainly helped me with my understanding of the confusing "greater than/less than" symbols that we are studying in math. with this kind of practice under my belt, i think i might get a B on the quiz in ms. schlavosky's class next week. thanks so much.

- an appreciative, struggling math student

[mortalmatt]

wake, i would suggest referring to examples from your math class. yellowfire used them backwards. imagine the greater than sign as an alligator mouth -- eating yellowfire's gibs from his numerous deaths.

[Wake]

yes, i remember the teacher using the alligator mouth analogy.  hmm.  are gibs really that tasty?

[YellowFire]

vim I'm not being silly.
freak: how in the WORLD can you say I'm the worst player??
I've never even SEEN you on the damn server. Who the hell have you been specing?? Grunt2000?? Lydia??

[vim]

actually I was referring to the 5 minute game we played on LS where you beat me 1-0.

Just got round to watching the demo....damn talk about a washout.  The only thing I've seen more one sided was watching sly get owned by Vim.....anyone wants this demo pm me.

I don't remember playing Sly in a 1on1, except a 5 minute pos on LS a long time ago.

Do you have the demo of me playing him?

even vim doesn't recognize that as a real 1v1 game. keep bringing it up, thanks

[vim]

I'll do my best.

Don't know if you got my other message, so I'm posting to you in a variety of ways. It's thrashertm@yahoo.com

Thanks!

[S!]

I got it Vim and have replied to mail and pm.  Enjoy it mate...it's funny.  

Minownage.

[mortalmatt]

that game was rated N for Notownage.

[ex]

freak: how in the WORLD can you say I'm the worst player??
I've never even SEEN you on the damn server. Who the hell have you been specing?? Grunt2000?? Lydia??

I've played against you numerous times.  You just suck ass.

I can say you're the worst because you are.  You're just horrible in every way.  No skill, no strat, no aim...but worse than that, no general idea of wtf you're even doing when you play...you're just horrible dude.

[YellowFire]

LOL! Is this guy for real?
No skill? I guess that would explain why I'm always in the top 3 of the teams I play on (I have screenshots if you don't believe me).
No strategy? I think my numerous caps and saves speak for themselves.
No aim? Tell me what name you use when playing Q2; I'm sure I've owned you countless times.
No general idea of what I'm doing? I do know this: You're just a disgruntled little noob that likes to pick on players that are better than you. Get a life you freak!

[S!]

Yellow...... having screen shots of u playing on an empty server don't count  

When freak plays on the server he's normally called......Freak.

[Wake]

Most likely, being the attention-whore that he is, YellowFire is probably masturbating to the fact that this particular "thread" or whatever has made it to an amazing five pages.  I regret to inform you that I no longer serve the best interest of YellowFire's antics.  This will be my last post to this thread as not to feed the ego he thinks he has.  Farewell, my love.

~ Wakiel Son

[S!]

I kinda agree but his banter is rather amusing, more so if you've ever specced him.  He's almost as bad as Lahmeritz.

[<[SLY]>]

LOL! Is this guy for real?
No skill? I guess that would explain why I'm always in the top 3 of the teams I play on (I have screenshots if you don't believe me).
No strategy? I think my numerous caps and saves speak for themselves.
No aim? Tell me what name you use when playing Q2; I'm sure I've owned you countless times.
No general idea of what I'm doing? I do know this: You're just a disgruntled little noob that likes to pick on players that are better than you. Get a life you freak!

top 3? any second-rated noob can make top 3. it's not like there are 50 players on each team

[YellowFire]

Wake: You're a sick man for even suggesting such a thing. Also, I'm not the person who started the thread... it was h0ps.

Stowned: Comparing ME to Lahmeritz?? What are you smoking??

Well Sly, if I supposedly suck as much as freak claims, then I certainly would NOT be able to get anywhere near the top 3.

I love proving people wrong

[ex]

What's the difference between yellowfire and a turd?

A turd gets more respect and attention than he ever will.

[YellowFire]

Getting attention happens to the best of us.
I think you're just jealous that I get all the attention and respect while you get ignored all the time.
Learn to face reality.

[h0ps]

yellow, i like freak more than you... no one is jealous of your lousy attention.... people make fun of you, if you call that getting attention, then you need help...
freak is better than you, as is everyone else. In every way, shape, and form...
Oh, btw, i like your webpage, you look like you're an overweight dumbass... that likes to dunk cookies in milk while we suck at q2!! SCORE!!!
__________
Get serious

[YellowFire]

Well I'm glad SOMEBODY likes freak... that makes ONE of us.
I do not recall ever seeing freak play, but I can safely assume that he would definately NOT stand a chance against me. If you visited my website, you should already know that I am undefeated. So I honestly doubt some nobody named "freak" poses a threat.
You're pretty amazing h0ps... you can tell how fat someone is just by looking at the top-half of their faces?? I'm impressed, maybe you can get a full-time job doing that. You'd make a fortune!

[ex]

So you affirm that you are indeed an attention whore, yellow?  Thanks for admitting to what we already knew.  Durrr.

I've played everyday on the server nearly everyday over the holiday break, yellow.  I was also under my old name, ex, for a while.

Come to think of it, I haven't seen you play in months.  Been shamed out of the game, I take it?

[ex]

Waitaminute...yellow has a website?

What is it, I gotta see that.

[YellowFire]

I play alot!
Just got finished 5 minutes ago and you were nowhere in sight. I play alot on the weekends. And I don't have any plans on leaving anytime soon, sorry to disappoint.
I don't think website posting is allowed on this forum, sorry.
(unless someone states otherwise)

[ex]

Well it's not like it really matters when you play.  You suck every time I've seen you, and that isn't just shit-talking, it's the truth.  Maybe if you learned how to develop a strat for this game, you wouldn't though.  Seriously, this game isn't that hard to understand.  It's not like this is GX-mod...this is ctf, all you do is run flags and protect your base...very simple unless you're a noob.  *cough*

[ekauq]

I don't think website posting is allowed on this forum, sorry. (unless someone states otherwise)

you should add a period after 'think' in that sentence, and then it would become a true statement.
 
if you go to memberlist, you will see several people have links to their personal webpages.  in fact, you used to have a link to your webpage there too.  dumbass.

in addition, wake (and mortalmatt too, among others) has a website link in his signature.  you may have noticed this fact when you were replying to his post in this very thread. dumbass.

you will also easily find numerous postings here with websites given in the message bodies, even with a casual glance.  for example, this post itself.

http://yellowfire.20megsfree.com/YellowFire.htm (which is your webpage).

dumbass.

[YellowFire]

Freak: it sounds to me like you're confusing a fake YellowFire with the real YellowFire. People use my name all the time (copycat wanna-be's). If you spec the REAL me, you would see that I kick major ass. I can easily own you or anyone else that gets in my way.

Dot man (:..:: whatever the hell it is, get a real name!): I don't read every single post on this forum, I'm not a nerd like you. So pardon me if I'm not familiar with the posting rules.
I think your diapers need changing.
Loser.

[ex]

wow...what a lame ass site you have yellowfire...and who the hell is that girl supposed to be?  some hot chick you think you're fooling us into thinking is your honey?  It's probably your sister you paid to be in the pic with you.

You're such a loser.  Your whole site sucks and your game sucks.  And you've been playing this since it first came out!  OMG, I'm dying over here...help...ROFL!!

[YellowFire]

You're just jealous because you're a lame little 13 year-old kid with bad acne and no pubic hair that will never get laid.
I admit the layout kinda sucks, but I'm currently looking to hire someone to re-design it. I don't know HTML, I do have a life you know.
You should try getting one some time! Or maybe you're already beyond hope...

[ex]

I'm 21, I play this game for fun, and am hardly jealous of some self-appointed Quake God with delusions of his own greatness and an inability to understand why he sucks so bad, much less getting help in not sucking anymore.

I've forgotten more about this game than you'll ever know.  You're just a nub.

ANd btw, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand HTML.  My 52 year old mom makes better websites than you.  ROFL

[YellowFire]

I'm not a self-appointed Quake God, it's just something that people have labeled me as. I can't help it if I'm good. People like you are always trying to bring me down. Give it a rest!
I'm a nub? Been playing since 1998, I own you AND your html-knowing mother.
BTW what website does your mother own? www.i-have-a-gay-son.com ??

[<[SLY]>]

if you're going to have a picture of a girl on your site yellow, at least make sure she's attractive. your site is funny though and sadly, it's not supposed to be a joke.

[YellowFire]

She is attractive.
The only thing funny about my site is the bad layout.

[virus.357]

The picture was too zoomed for me to tell if she was cute or not. Could you post a zoom of, say, another body part or two?

[h0ps]

12/11/04: Fixed my email address! It's yellowfire@linuxmail.ORG, not .com. Damn! Even the best make mistakes :/
-Directly from yellowfire's web-page..
A, you're not the best, B, you never will be, and C, the mistake, was you challenging me in a 1v1..

stfu k thx.
__________
Get serious

[YellowFire]

A. Yes I am the best, and I always back it up.
B. I am the best there IS, the best there WAS, and the best there ever will be.
C. I played you 1on1 and defeated you via disqualification. Sounds like you're a sore loser. For a more detailed description of why you lost, go back to page 1 of this thread.
You lost, GET OVER IT!

[ekauq]

yellowrap is awesome.  let no one say i don't give credit where credit is due.

[YellowFire]

Thank you, but the rap is meant to be funny.
It is not a serious attempt at rapping.

[ex]

wtf is "disqualification"?  Your disqualification for trying to play someone better than you?

[YellowFire]

I'm not explaining it again. Go back to page 1 of this thread.
He fought someone better him, and he lost.
He knows it, and everyone else here knows it.

[ex]

..

[virus.357]

i'm beginning to think that yellowfire actually won

[S!]

Sounds like YF is using the old Jedi mind trick on you again.....spec him.  There is NO way he could win....he is poo!

[ekauq]

wait......wait.....are you trying to tell me yellowfire didn't win???  

[YellowFire]

Of course I won, there is no doubt in my mind whatsoever. The poor guy was grappling like a madman trying to keep up with me. I bet his hand was numb for a week afterward (also thanks to his constant wanking).
Stop trying to make hops feel better... he's not worth it.

[ex]

I just realized what's up with yellow.  He is insane.  I'm not joking.  Guys, look up DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder, a watered-down version of MPD, or Multiple Personality Disorder).  Seriously, the parallels in personality are shocking.

Considering this, I think we really can believe that he thinks he won.  He honestly sees himself like this.  All the people see and tell him he's the winner.  The ones he chooses to see and hear anyway.  And in his mind, that's all that matters.  For every person that doesn't tell him he won, he creates one in his mind that tells him how great he is and how he really did win.  It makes perfect sense.

That and he's a bitch-ass attention whore like a motherfucker.

[virus.357]

what is the DSM-IV code for "bitch-ass attention whore like a motherfucker"?

[YellowFire]

So you're saying I have multiple personalities?? LOL!
I don't know what the hell you've been reading, but how the hell can this definition possibly relate to me?:

Dissociative identity disorder
Dissociative identity disorder, formerly called as multiple personality disorder, is a psychiatric disorder in which a person has two or more distinct identities or personality states, which recurrently take control of the person?s consciousness and behavior. Symptoms can include depression, mood swings, suicidal tendencies, sleep disorders, panic attacks, substance abuse, hallucinations, amnesia, trances, and eating disorders.

I think you're the one with delusions, thinking I have DID.
Get lost!

[ex]

Sounds like you to me.

[YellowFire]

You sound like you have a schizotypal disorder.

[virus.357]

no, he doesn't speak to aliens

maybe a histrionic personality disorder (with psychosis)

[ekauq]

ex = poop.

[Legend]

Most of this is pretty friggin funny......yes cheating is spread....it's amazing how most of the scrubs now have such an execellent rail..hmmmmmmm and their other weapons suck....hmmmm.

Most of you should take a look in the mirror 1st (quickly before it breaks) before you call anyone a cheater. We know who you are and i am not going to name any names either, some of us like myself have been playing this game since day 1 at a very high level of competition unlike most of you.

In ending STFU, STOP CHEATING, WORK AS A TEAM, AND IF YOU SUCK DON'T GO FOR FLAG/QUAD CAUSE IN THE FAMOUS WORDS OF CHRIS ROCK......YOU GONNA DIE

[Legend]

PS CLAN 357 HASNT OWNED ANYTHING...LOL

[Legend]

PPS NEITHER HAS CLAN ROCK...LOL

[Donkey_Man2004]

Since we are diagnosing Yello's disorder I thought I'd chime in...

maybe his retinas are detached and he sees things (like scores) differently then the rest of us...

or maybe he has:

Optic Papilla Edema
Hyperactive pregnancy
Gangliocystic paraganglioma
Medullablastoma
Septo-optic dysplastia
Hystorectal Sphincter Quadraplegia

(my apologies to any of you who may be afflicted with the any of the above disorders, especially an overactive hystorectal sphincter)

[YellowFire]

I think Donkey_Man2004 forgot to take his medication.
Him and h0ps have the same prescription.

[The Cleaner]

Is that prescription 500mg of OWNAGE??!!

[YellowFire]

Thanks to Cleaner for resurrecting this forum's most popular, most viewed, and most replied-to thread. It should come as no surprise that this thread revolves around yours truly. Popularity follows me everywhere.

[ex]

lol...

yeah dude, you're a fuckin celebrity.

[DK]

Thanks to Cleaner for resurrecting this forum's most popular, most viewed, and most replied-to thread. It should come as no surprise that this thread revolves around yours truly. Popularity follows me everywhere.

Popularity...

Read the title of the thread....      

[YellowFire]

The thought of ME losing a 1on1 match is quite ludicrous, and obviously drew inquiry from quite alot of people.
But of course, my undefeated streak STILL remains intact.

[RUSTY```]

The thought of ME losing a 1on1 match is quite ludicrous, and obviously drew inquiry from quite alot of people.
But of course, my undefeated streak STILL remains intact.

soo cute!

[omega]

i agree there was some weird speed runing going on there with h0ps` and some funny spaming with chain and rockets.. not to mention somtimes he knew exactly where YF was coming out from way before he arrived. but yeah the RA was well done lmfao!

[ekauq]

omega...it is not necessary or attractive to end EVERY post with 'lmfao.'  a barely tolerable option would be to put that into your signature.

[zorak]

omega...it is not necessary or attractive to end EVERY post with 'lmfao.'  a barely tolerable option would be to put that into your signature.

cmon, your name is LOL.  I don't think you have much room to talk.

[WORM]

Give ekauq a break, by proxy he admitted to being barely tolerable.

[YellowFire]

omega: what are you trying to say? That h0ps uses wallhack?
Wouldn't surprise me... he needs all the extra advantages he can get.

[omega]

YF i believe he does use some cheats yes. but we will never know the truth about it. but YF.. you do suck and whine when you loose alot of times. get over it it's only q2.. and take your ego -->door

[YellowFire]

Oh, I suck all of a sudden? And just who the hell are you, anyway??
Don't make such outlandish statements without being able to back them up. As of right now, you are a nobody, unless you can prove otherwise. Your opinion = Nothing.

[omega]

HAHAHAHAAHAH

like i said, take your ego to --> door

l8z

[YellowFire]

I think YOU'RE the one with the ego.

Now get off my thread.

[joem]

Several players actively cheat on worm's server.

we need names!

[ex]

ex cheats

[ekauq]

i'm fairly sure joem wallhacks.

[zorak]

ekauq is a faker.

[DK]

ekauq is a faker.

So is his girlfriend.

[YellowFire]

So is his girlfriend.

Wow you're giving him ALOT of credit with that remark.

[ekauq]

ekauq is a faker.

So is his girlfriend.

shelly is not a faker!

[WORM]

ekauq is a faker.

So is his girlfriend.

shelly is not a faker!

Only to you, only to you.

[DK]

ekauq is a faker.

So is his girlfriend.

shelly is not a faker!

Silly rabbit, Shelly likes chicks.

[The Cleaner]

I like easy cheese--- sharp cheddar on ritz crackers.  YO JOE!

I think I cheat, but not really sure-- can anyone confirm?

[h0ps]

YF i believe he does use some cheats yes. but we will never know the truth about it. but YF.. you do suck and whine when you loose alot of times. get over it it's only q2.. and take your ego -->door

oh some cheats, i enjoy the praise, but what cheats is it that i use? There must be a pretty good hacker out there to install cheats on my computer without me knowing about it.. You can't say i speedhack because there are faster people than me, im not the best railer, there are better, i am just well-rounded in all catagories which makes me one of the better players. As some other people are also well-rounded, why don't they get mentioned for cheating, why is it that I am always pointed out?
- Something to think about:
Have I ever  been kicked from a server for using a cheat? No.
Have I ever been caught using a cheat by a server protected or an individual inspecting my computer? No.
Do I use non-cheating clients? Yes.
Did yellowfire lose? Yes.
__________
Get serious

[ekauq]

h0ps doth protest too much.  therefore is probably cheating.

[YellowFire]

Did yellowfire lose? Yes.

That's not what the demo shows.

[h0ps]

Are you fucking serious? god, this is my last reply to your dumbass. Final score: me 8, you 2. Plain and simple, since i was not cheating, and i never do, therefore i win, END OF STORY.
GET SERIOUS!GET SERIOUS!GET SERIOUS!GET SERIOUS!GET SERIOUS!GET SERIOUS!GET SERIOUS!GET SERIOUS!
__________
Get serious

[ekauq]

why so defensive h0ps??  seems rather suspicious...

[YellowFire]

He is very defensive because he knows he doesn't have a case against me. He damn well knows that he lost, and doesn't want to admit it.
If the game had continued, with me winning (obviously), do you really think "Yellowflamer" would have revealed himself to be h0ps? Hell no! I had no idea who I was playing against, as he was aliasing.
It's blatantly obvious that I was superior to you in the demo... your chain vs. my rail, grappling like a madman to keep up with me, capping the last few caps while I was idle, the list goes on and on...
You're the one that needs to get serious, loser.

[ex]

Amazing you guys are still arguing about this.

I guess it does help pass the time, though...idiots.

[The Cleaner]

UNDER WHAT CIRCUMSTANCE???

[The Cleaner]

HEY GUYS!  Remember THIS thread?!  I do.

P.S.  ekauq is poop.

[angry]

wow cleaner.

[YellowFire]

for the record, I did NOT lose this match.

end of story.

[Riles]

for the record, I did NOT lose this match.

end of story.

should i start posting my demos now yellow, the 6-2 or the 5-1 which one do you want?

[YellowFire]

demos of what?? who did I "lose" to??

[angry]

you lost to "h0ps" but it was actually wesley under alias.

[justin]

lol @ you guys letting yellowfire cap on you.

[YellowFire]

justin stfu, you're all talk... all you do is sit there and post on the forum and brag about how you're better than all of us... here's an idea, PROVE IT! get on the server and start owning everyone if you think you're so good... now THAT I'd like to see, ROFL!!! what a joke.

You're an epic fail.

[Legend]

justin vs YF? no didn't think so

[justin]

How am I all talk?  I've never turned down a 1v1.  You refused to play me back when you were cheating.  I could reinstall q2 and beat you my first game back.

[YellowFire]

Hahaha listen to this guy... I would quit Q2 forever if you could beat me 1on1.
You're nothing but an armchair quarterback, now go back to knitting yourself that pink sweater ya fag.

[YellowFire]

for those of you that dont know, justin has the most DULL, BORING voice you've ever heard... its an instant cure for insomnia, and I'm not even joking.

[Legend]

If the map is LUSH, it'll be a good game. 

[GreeK-beta]

Still waiting on my 1on1 ctf with you yellowfaggot.  You won't even face me 1on1, so I know you won't face justin.  Justin rapes me, so GL you fucking idiot 

[YellowFire]

ok if justin rapes YOU, then what makes you think you stand a chance against ME?! Get real, you're a moron.

[bea]

http://www.wormlair.com/forum/index.php?topic=2503.0

[dwarfchewer]

Hahaha listen to this guy... I would quit Q2 forever if you could beat me 1on1.
You're nothing but an armchair quarterback, now go back to knitting yourself that pink sweater ya fag.

Well.....do us a favour justin, and accept the challenge. Let's see if YF keeps his word 

[alka]

What we have here is a brand new YellowFire, one that doesn't care about wins/losses, one that doesn't care about smack talk, and one that doesn't need cheats to win. I'm ready to start from SQUARE ONE.

justin stfu, you're all talk... all you do is sit there and post on the forum and brag about how you're better than all of us... here's an idea, PROVE IT! get on the server and start owning everyone if you think you're so good... now THAT I'd like to see, ROFL!!! what a joke.

You're an epic fail.

FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL  FAIL

[Riles]

for those of you that dont know, justin has the most DULL, BORING voice you've ever heard... its an instant cure for insomnia, and I'm not even joking.

what does this have to do with you being afraid to play him? get a clue...

[YellowFire]

"one that doesn't care about wins/losses"<--- well, alka, I was referring to not caring about MY wins/losses, but it just pisses me off that idiots like justin constantly post on the forum about how good they are without providing any kind of proof whatsoever.

"one that doesn't care about smack talk" <--- I'll always stand up for something I disagree with, if you want to consider that smack talk, then go ahead.

"one that doesn't need cheats to win"<--- nothing needs to be said

[alka]

You don't have to explain yourself to me YF, i'm just enjoying the show.

[WORM]

* WORM pulls up a chair beside alka

[Riles]

im just laughing aloud in my head, you kill me YF....not at ctf though of course...

[ex]

Cleaner...you're horrible.

So what's going on Yellowfire?  You having problems?  Do you need a hug?  Hahaha.

I guess you're back to your pre-2007 personality for us onlinezeans?  Or has the shroud of your "I'm the new new new YF" finally died off now as well?  I feel sorry for you, guy.  Smoke a joint, drink some beer, get your dick sucked, somethin to get your mind chill, cuz this isn't doin it for ya, bro.

[YellowFire]

Yeah the day I take advice from FREAK is the day I lose to justin in a 1v1... nt, but I dont listen to pot-smoking junkies that bathe twice a month and live in their whore-ish mothers basement.

[Guderian]

Smoke a joint, drink some beer, get your dick sucked, somethin to get your mind chill,

I'm Matt, and I approve this message.

[angry]

I've got to side with freak on this one.

Not because I like him or anything, even though I do like the guy

but because he's totally right.

[justin]

Time and date, I know you wont quit after I beat you..but it will make a good forum post I suppose.  I'm going to be sad if you make me reinstall and you don't show.

[YellowFire]

angry you wanna sip freak's kool-aid? go right ahead... and get a room while you're at it.

justin you're so full of shit, theres no way you would play me 1on1, dipshit.

[yowza]

Why isn't Yellowfire's avatar fire yellow anymore?

[bea]

Sunday, 9pm est, match server.  be there or be square
2 maps, lush and caco.  clones is tie breaker

[ex]

So I guess YF is for sure back to the old YF we all know and love.

My koolaid is for sharing, YF.  Good advice is good advice, dumdum.

With that money you claim you make, you should at least be able to buy a different girl a few nights out of the week.  What's wrong with that?

[Legend]

I love how freak keeps it going for no reason. Honestly to me I haven't seen or heard anything that YF is up to his old ways. Someone here drudge up this old topic and started shit with him. So going on with this topic which is over 1 1/2 years old is just ridiculous.

[Legend]

Sorry the thread is 3 years old....wtf?

[YellowFire]

freak when the hell did I claim to make alot of money???

[justin]

Someones scared to play, that's the YF I remember - offer a match and he refuses.

[angry]

honestly i think YF brings it upon himself.

[Golgo13]

cleaner revived it, riles started it, justin put the icing on it.  their all equally to blame. of course justin just pops in and talks some shit. be sure he gets the latest ac before you play his rusty ass lol.

[Golgo13]

How am I all talk?  I've never turned down a 1v1.  You refused to play me back when you were cheating.  I could reinstall q2 and beat you my first game back.

Time and date, I know you wont quit after I beat you..but it will make a good forum post I suppose.  I'm going to be sad if you make me reinstall and you don't show.

Sunday, 9pm est, match server.  be there or be square
2 maps, lush and caco.  clones is tie breaker

seems like someone has taken it upon themselves to setup a match. of course this would not be binding. it's the challenger that must adhere to the challenged stipulations, not the challenged being restricted to the rules.

[justin]

It's YF, he's not going to play me.  He wouldn't play me back when I played this game, he's not going to now because he knows he'll lose.

[bea]

lol

you see this talk all the time, but no one ever says anything.  Just throwing it out there, but it's ignored anyway 

[Riles]

cleaner revived it, riles started it, justin put the icing on it.  their all equally to blame. of course justin just pops in and talks some shit. be sure he gets the latest ac before you play his rusty ass lol.

good job, except for i didnt start it, you magically amaze me with your idiocy every time you speak.

[The Cleaner]

for those of you that dont know, justin has the most DULL, BORING voice you've ever heard... its an instant cure for insomnia, and I'm not even joking.

what does this have to do with you being afraid to play him? get a clue...

Personally, I think he has a rather soothing, soft voice.  <wink>  Hiiii justin.

[The Cleaner]

And yellowfire, what's with the name calling?  Your comments used to be witty and enjoyable, now they just seem childish.  Please repair, thanks.

[YellowFire]

Hey casino man, 1v1 roulette? no?? didn't think so!

[YellowFire]

btw I was on the match server at 9pm sharp last night, and guess who never showed up?? Heres a hint: his name starts with a "J" as in Jackass.

[justin]

I asked you to name a time and date and you didn't respond.  You didn't say anything about playing on Sunday, didn't even respond to bea.  Going to ask you a second time to give me a time and date, try not to ignore me this time.

[Riles]

btw I was on the match server at 9pm sharp last night, and guess who never showed up?? Heres a hint: his name starts with a "J" as in Jackass.

you're an idiot.

[YellowFire]

Riles: you share an apartment with h0ps, and God only knows what else you share with him... I shudder to think.
Do you frag each other every night???

[Riles]

Riles: you share an apartment with h0ps, and God only knows what else you share with him... I shudder to think.
Do you frag each other every night???

we don't live together, i know you would like to think we frag each other at night, but please leave me out of your sexual fantasy

[The Cleaner]

Alright.  I'll 1v1 yellowfire 5 minutes ago.


edit:  Guess who didn't show up!  I knew you would chicken out.

[bea]

I asked you to name a time and date and you didn't respond.  You didn't say anything about playing on Sunday, didn't even respond to bea.  Going to ask you a second time to give me a time and date, try not to ignore me this time.

ignored.

[spec]

So, after all there will be no match between yf and justin?

Big mouths, only lies......cowards

[justin]

I can't make him play me, offered twice.

[YellowFire]

Like I always say, ANY TIME, ANY WHERE... you're just too much of a fucken chickenshit to play me 1on1... you're ALL TALK! and everyone knows it!

[Legend]

Sunday night 9:30 pm EST Acme Match Server, both agree? Y/N?

I feel like a fight promoter....Don Legend King! w/o the fro!

[bea]

Like I always say, ANY TIME, ANY WHERE... you're just too much of a fucken chickenshit to play me 1on1... you're ALL TALK! and everyone knows it!

Sunday night 9:30 pm EST Acme Match Server, both agree? Y/N?

Should I write it in crayon?

[spec]

<SPEC> John Two-Hawks: when is the match between yf and justin?
<RED> YellowFire: whenever he wants it
<RED> YellowFire: he is a coward'
<RED> YellowFire: he wont play me
<SPEC> Bones: lol
<RED> Left0vers: no
<RED> YellowFire: i guarantee it
<SPEC> Bones: you always say that yellow
<SPEC> Big Ass Fan: lol
<SPEC> Bones: you never go

[Legend]

40 minutes to match time!

[justin]

i lol'd

[YellowFire]

I told ya he wouldnt play me... what a pussy!

[Riles]

my cock could beat yellowfire 1v1

[CaKe]

my cock could beat yellowfire 1v1

Believability on a scale of 1-10
With 1 being "No fucking way, dude"
And 10 being "Easily"

Ima go with 10.

[YellowFire]

wow Riles and Cake, quite a combination... which one is 'dumb' and which one is 'dumber' ? I wonder...

[CaKe]

wow Riles and Cake, quite a combination... which one is 'dumb' and which one is 'dumber' ? I wonder...

I'm sorry, what?...read through this thread and read pretty much ANYTHING you said in it so far...if it doesnt make you want to kill yourself knowing how stupid/delusional you are, then I actually feel bad for you :/...the fact that you can honestly believe any of the dumb shit that comes out of your mouth(well...fingers technically) is incredible.

Also, the parts where people were obviously making fun of you(and you just didnt seem to understand that) gave me a good chuckle.

[spec]

No words needed.........

<SPEC> YellowFire: i would play justin anytime, anywhere
<SPEC> YellowFire: ive never lost a 1on1
<SPEC> YellowFire: i would play them, any time
<SPEC> YellowFire: even 3on1
<SPEC> YellowFire: 3on1 is hard, even for me
<SPEC> YellowFire: but i wopuldnt say its impossible

[Riles]

my cock could beat yellowfire 1v1

Believability on a scale of 1-10
With 1 being "No fucking way, dude"
And 10 being "Easily"

Ima go with 10.

+lol
+truth
+applaud

[GreeK-beta]

All 3 of you guys are delta bad.  So you all 3 need to just stfu and keep sucking...that is all, thanks.